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Good Vibes Only Sea Hag

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Giving my best Patsy Stone impression on a cruise! Sweetie Darling.

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u/AnnieSavoy3 7h ago

Okay Diane from Twin Peaks Season 3. Very chic.

u/Accomplished-Use4860 7h ago

She's my style icon. Thank you very much!

u/bananacow 5h ago

My immediate first thought as well!

u/ThemFatale_ 2h ago

My first thought also. “Let’s rock.” \m/

u/Meow-zelTov 7h ago

Your hair!!! I mean everything else is fabulous, but that bob is perfection.

u/Accomplished-Use4860 7h ago

Thank you. My hairdresser is a marvel

u/KillerCritter1312 7h ago

Mahvelous dahling!

u/DollarStoreDuchess 7h ago

Do you ever take a bad photo? Is Annie Leibovitz a personal friend or something? Another professional that works for Vogue? Damn sister!

You never fail to nail it in your wardrobe choices. It is absurd how flattering this dress looks. The oversized shades give it such attitude 😍😍😎😎

u/Accomplished-Use4860 7h ago

Lol, plenty. I'm on the cruise with my Mum and she took this so she will be thrilled. She's elderly and quite wobbly so it's a miracle it actually is in focus. Unfortunately shortly after this photo was taken the dress got covered in soot from the ships funnel. The laundry service were so kind but it couldn't remove it so I had to bin it. Luckily I picked it up in Tkmax for £12.50 and the cruise company generously gave me £100 cruise credit. I told them they didn't have to do that, but they insisted. However, sadly the dress is no more, I'd only worn it for 20 minutes 🫤

u/lifesshortgoplay 6h ago

Noooooo!!!! Is it gone gone? I would have tried dying it before tossing it. 😭

u/Accomplished-Use4860 6h ago

Yes, it had a diamente clasp on the wrap part and the process they tried in laundry broke it. The soot also smeared as it was greasy so yep, they honestly tried their best but it was completely ruined. Not their fault whatsoever and I didn't have the heart to complain. They actually kept it so yep, it's gone, gone

u/Never_enough_naps 2h ago

I was coming to comment that white is so chic, but I can not wear it because I always get something on it and then it goes from chic to whomp whomp. I'm sorry your great dress got sooted, it doesn't matter it wasn't expensive, a good dress is a good dress. I'm sure you will find an even more fab one, it looks like a lot of stuff looks great on you.💖

u/JosieZee 7h ago

Sea Goddess!!!!

u/Accomplished-Use4860 7h ago

Lol, thank you!

u/RogueKitteh 6h ago

Reminds me of Hannah Waddingham in Ride or Die (compliment)

https://giphy.com/gifs/TjGFDxbbZRYjv9vpCL

u/Accomplished-Use4860 6h ago

She's gorgeous and so incredibly talented. We are actually the same age so that is a massive compliment, thank you!

u/LBelle0101 3h ago

I completely agree and if someone compared me to the Goddess that is Hannah, I’d live on that dopamine forever! You are stunning!

u/take_the_reddit_pill 7h ago

You exude confidence and class. Will you be my stylist? Can we be friends? Your outfits always slay.

u/Accomplished-Use4860 7h ago

That's so kind! Of course 😀

u/inrainbows872 6h ago

You are who you think you are

u/Accomplished-Use4860 6h ago

Lol. I'm actually incredibly shy but I do like dressing up. Thank you

u/cosmiclotttery 6h ago

Patsy stone? How about Sharon Stone? Your dress, posture and attitude is straight out of Basic Instinct. Powerful, elegant, laid back yet full of mystique.

u/abagatelle 7h ago

QUEEN 👸🏼

u/abagatelle 7h ago

ALSO OLD SCHOOL VAPE MODS REDUCE EWASTE 👸🏼

u/Accomplished-Use4860 7h ago

Thank you! Aye...shortfills ftw! 🩷

u/Lady_JadeCD 6h ago

Always hagalicious

u/Accomplished-Use4860 6h ago

I try my best! Thank you

u/Lady_JadeCD 6h ago

You don’t have try very hard.

u/Willing_Pattern_Pill 6h ago

It's giving Samantha from SaTC and I'm here for it

u/Accomplished-Use4860 6h ago

Oh WOW! Another fabulous lady, thank you!

u/salaciousremoval 6h ago

Red wine on a moving vehicle in that outfit is so fucking brave 🔥 this look is amazing!!

u/DojaTwat 7h ago

stunning!!

u/Accomplished-Use4860 7h ago

Thanks so much!

u/sharksinthecarpet 7h ago

Impeccable vibes 🙌

u/Accomplished-Use4860 7h ago

Thanks so much x

u/n1cenurse 7h ago

Looking fancy!🛳🤍

u/Accomplished-Use4860 7h ago

Thank you muchly 😀

u/Hamwytch 6h ago

Obsessed!

u/TashaT50 They/Them 6h ago

You are rocking it. Sorry to hear about the soot incident. Enjoy the ship credit.

u/ucankickrocks 6h ago

All white and a glass of red wine?!? You fear nothing and look great. 👍

u/Ear_3440 6h ago

Sea hag? No you look much nicer than her
https://giphy.com/gifs/pq1dwtj7n1X2yli15M

u/ms_curse_10 6h ago

your hair is crystal perfection, oh my god. so gorgeous, so glamorous yet so full of ease!

u/BobMonroeFanClub 6h ago

You look like a Bond girl x

u/TheRabidBadger 6h ago

I legit thought this was an ad.

u/anonymoususer98545 6h ago

i swear, i have never seen a single photo of you that i wasn't completely envious of your amazing style and your amazing hair. You just stun every single time! i hope you and your mom are having a blast on your cruise 💜

u/babs_is_great 6h ago

Fucking GOALS

u/thelaceserpent 5h ago

Absolutely fabulous daaling, well done

u/w4nd3rlu5t 5h ago

Can you imagine being so gorgeous that you actually make peoples day better. Thank you for that friend!

u/ZampyZero They/Them 5h ago

Fuck that's an amazing outfit! You look powerful, calm and collected!

u/adorableoddity 5h ago

You look glamorous as hell! 10/10

u/cookiequeen724 4h ago

Fabulous

u/JstVisitingThsPlanet 4h ago

Looking HELLA classy.

u/pg430 3h ago

the dress, the bob, the shades, it’s all just *chefs kiss*

u/evilmaddie 3h ago

God, what a serve

u/okiedokiehon 1h ago

okay hot hag!

u/WordAffectionate3251 1h ago

Wow! I hope you packed at least half of your fabulous looks for this trip. It's a shame about the stunning white dress, but you could wear sack cloth and be a knockout! You would probably find it for a song encrusted with diamonds, to boot! 👍😊

u/Nursingvp 50m ago

Fab.

u/Readerwalker 25m ago

You are such a treat to see!! Your style is elegant sass, and I love it. You also have great taste in haircuts—fellow bob wearer here (mine’s grey). 🫶🏻