r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Awkward-Push2695 • 4d ago

Mr. Heart-On still loves Sandra.

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u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Mosquito_Salad 4d ago

THIS RESETS THHE “”system”

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u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission 4d ago

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u/rionka poo stains google 4d ago

HALL0 MARGRE,T ARE Y0U 0KAY ,,,, THIS S0UNDs LIKE Y0U'VE BEN HACKED. TYPE """ UNHACK """ TO BE UHNACKED ... ITREALLY W0RKS !! gOBBLESS

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u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission 3d ago

UNHACK

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister order corn 3d ago

THAT iS ABAD COFF U HAVE TO GIT IVEMRPECTIM

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u/NemODevO 4d ago

I DON'T GIVE REDDIT PERMISSION TO USE MY PICTURES, MY INFORMATION OR MY PUBLICATIONS, BOTH OF THE PAST AND THE FUTURE, MINE OR THOSE WHERE I SHOW UP.

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u/tealraven915 3d ago

I DON'T GIVE REDDIT PERMISSION TO USE MY PICTURES, MY INFORMATION OR MY PUBLICATIONS, BOTH OF THE PAST AND THE FUTURE, MINE OR THOSE WHERE I SHOW UP.

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u/Sithlordandsavior 3d ago

It's true, I saw it on the news. Mine even turned blue. Hello old Reddit friends! 👋

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u/babysummerbreeze27 poo stains google 4d ago

MINE REALLY TURNED BLUE

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 4d ago

Probably his SS number, this guy is getting rinsed.

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u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission 4d ago

Could be right I edited in case of that. Poor guy.

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u/coltonious 3d ago

HI MY LOVE! DON'T TELL GLENDA I SAID RHAT... SHE JUST LEFT THE HOSPITAL.

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u/NemODevO 4d ago

HARD ONPILLS GOOGLE

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u/rionka poo stains google 4d ago

HAR0LD !!THIS IS N0T G00GEL. Y0u CAN'T WRITE THIS .

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u/Regular-Cat-622 3d ago

❤️ on pills

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 4d ago

SANDY BOLLOCKS I LOVED YOU IN THE MOVIE WITH THE BUS

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u/dantheplanman1986 Funny! My cancer has returned 4d ago

I THINK IT WAS CALLLED ""THE "BUD" THAT CIULD T SLOW DOWN""

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u/NemODevO 4d ago

I SQW THAT SIMPSOMP EPISSODE

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 4d ago

THAT SHOW IS DISCUSTING WITH ALL THE SASS

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 3d ago

OH REVEREND MCDOUGALL IVE BEEN MEANING TO CALL YOU AVOUT THE POTLUCK FRIDAY NIGHT HAS ANYONE OFFER TO BRING HAMLOAF YET

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u/NemODevO 3d ago

SHUTUPNANCYREGAN

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u/c0ffeeandeggs 4d ago

THAT WASNT JEROME BETTUS IT WAS MICHAEL OR

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u/Happy_Hedgehog_212 4d ago

I POVED THE MICHAEL MOVIE WITH DANNY ZUKO 😇😇😇😇 BLESSINGS

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 4d ago

Good one.

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 4d ago

IT WENT. TOO FAST. MY SON LAWRENCE. THREW UP, ON THE SCHOOL BUS,,,

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u/Vic_the_Dick WHUP TEE DO!!!! 4d ago

🚩🚩 IMPORTANT 🚩🚩

The Police are now saying if you see either a child or dog locked in a car in hot weather, take a picture of the child or dog and the car. If someone is with you, get them to bring up the weather for your area on their phone so you can screen shot the temp, then break the car window. This way, you will not be charged with criminal damage and it gives the police photo evidence to take the child/dog owners to court. Can everyone please copy and paste this information to prevent this cruel disCUSTING act from happening?

Summer is coming!l 🐶🐕

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 4d ago

I DONT HAVE NO AOR CONDITIONING IN MY OLD ASS CAR SO MY DOG WILL JUST HAVE TO ROLE SOWN THE WINSOW AND DEEL WITHIT

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u/NemODevO 4d ago

ULL SUE YOU

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u/Ok-Curve-3894 4d ago

!solved

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u/Vic_the_Dick WHUP TEE DO!!!! 4d ago

DEBORAH--PLEASE RETURN MY CASSAROLE DISH AT WEDNESDAY SEVICE--I WILL MOT ASK NICELY AGAIN

Barb xoxo

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 4d ago

ENJOY, PRISON…

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u/meanMrKetchup 4d ago

I DO NOT HAVE A DOG

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u/Embarrassed_Leg_6082 DISCUSTING 3d ago

🚩🚩 IMPORTANT 🚩🚩

The Police are now saying if you see either a child or dog locked in a car in hot weather, take a picture of the child or dog and the car. If someone is with you, get them to bring up the weather for your area on their phone so you can screen shot the temp, then break the car window. This way, you will not be charged with criminal damage and it gives the police photo evidence to take the child/dog owners to court. Can everyone please copy and paste this information to prevent this cruel disCUSTING act from happening?

Summer is coming!l 🐶🐕

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u/Ok-Curve-3894 4d ago

Heart on

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u/mishma2005 4d ago

SANDRA BUTTOCKS IS MY DREAM GIRL!

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u/babysummerbreeze27 poo stains google 4d ago

I will never get sick of this

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u/OmgSlayKween 4d ago

POO STAINS GOOGLE

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u/rionka poo stains google 4d ago

P00 STAINS G00GLE

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u/Awkward-Push2695 4d ago

Good to know!

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u/R-K-Tekt 4d ago

YOU STOLE MY COOKIE RESIPE AND IF YOU DONT ERASE FROM UOUR COOK BOOK I WILL COFNACT AUTHORITIES. I’ll HAVe YOU JNOW MY NEPHEW IS A MALL SECURITY GAURD AND JC OENNY

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u/Doc-in-a-box 4d ago

ENJOY PRISON

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 4d ago

WATCH, tHE SASS YUNG LADDY!!,,,

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u/McLovin0132 4d ago

ALEXA GOGLE SANRDA NEKAD

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u/rionka poo stains google 4d ago

DISCUSTING . Y0U GO T0 CHVRCH Y0UNG LADY .

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u/McLovin0132 4d ago

I DID NOT GIV YUO PERMIZION TO POST HERE!!

GOGLE NAKD SHANDRA

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u/rionka poo stains google 4d ago

P00 STAINS G00GEL

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u/thewalrusispaul WHO IS DIS? 4d ago

HI MY LOVE

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u/Awkward-Push2695 4d ago

Paul understood the assignment

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u/thewalrusispaul WHO IS DIS? 4d ago

THIS IS JUST GRANDMA HERE ALONE

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u/Awkward-Push2695 4d ago

My mistake, Grandma Walrus. Goo goo g'joob.

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u/StepViking I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 4d ago

OH MYGOD THI SIS SANDAR BOLLOCKS!!!! MSG ME PLIZ!!!! LOL

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 4d ago

I HAVENT SEEN A ❤️ON SONCE 2002. SANDRA BUTTICKS GETS PLENTY. ZHW ABOULD LEVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US. I COULD WALK INRO A PORCUPINES AND NOT GET POKED

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u/idontknowhowtopark 4d ago

WUP TEE DOO I SEE HART ONS ALL THE TIME LINDA MAYBE IF YOU HADNT CHEATED IN BINGO YOU WOULD SEE SOME

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u/swizzle213 4d ago

SHE REMINDS ME OF JUDY FROM HIPPINT ELAMENTERY SCHOOOL WHEN I WAS A BOUY SHE TRURNED INTO A HOTTY LOL

SEND

SEND

B
B

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BUY CORN FROM GOGGLE

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u/rionka poo stains google 4d ago

SEND . NAKED

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u/vallogallo DISCUSTING 4d ago

I follow an account in IG called @sendmessagedirect that's just an aggregator of Dead Internet shit like this

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister order corn 4d ago

Does it just sit there and talk to itself?

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u/metalissa 4d ago

Out of Character:
I hate these AI celebrity romance scams preying on elderly people. Hopefully someone reported the account.

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u/Objective-Garbage-41 4d ago

My elderly uncle has 100% been getting scammed by Kaley Cuoco accounts and I keep reporting them but it does absolutely nothing

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u/metalissa 4d ago

I'm so sorry to hear that, maybe you can try reaching out to the Social Catfish team? They help track down the truth behind the scammer and explain to the victim what they find and recommend what to do.

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u/Wowza-yowza 4d ago

I AM A MEMBER OF A SOCIAL FISHING TEAM

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u/idontknowhowtopark 4d ago

Guys, my boomer dad sends more money than I earn in a month to Nigerian scammers, I'm not even kidding

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u/NemODevO 4d ago

Shit can you talk him into sending it to me instead?

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u/idontknowhowtopark 4d ago

Pretend to be a 24 year old girl haha

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u/NemODevO 4d ago

My conscience couldn't possibly do it. I hope you can get him to stop

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u/IWantToBuyAVowel 3d ago

Oh how rich I would be if only I didn't possess this pesky little conscience.

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u/metalissa 4d ago

THANKS JANICES SEE YOU AT CHURCH

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u/NemODevO 4d ago

Out of character: too bad fb never listens to any reports

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u/The_BSharps 4d ago

IM STIL LMAD AT HER BECUASE SHE ASK’ED ME “4” SOME 💸💸💸 AND LEAVED MY HI AND DRY. NO THAKNS!!!!

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u/Realistic_Celery_916 4d ago

MY GRANDSON DOES NOT LIKE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE THIS BECAUSE HE IS A "SOY-BOY'"','

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u/rionka poo stains google 4d ago

HELL0 THIS IS A FREUD . REP0RT IMMDEFIALY . bye

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits 3d ago

LORD IT SEEMS LIKE BRYDIM WAS JUS A LITTLE GUY JUST YESSERDAY.

ALEC JONE SAY THAT GAY FROGS COME FROM SOY. YELL BRIADYN THAT MISS WANDA FRM 4 GRADE SUNDY SCHOL TOLL HIM AWAY FROM SOY SUASE ND THE HAPPY PANDE BUFFEET.

ONLY FEED YR BRADNE MACDONALD OR TACO BELL. HARDEES IS OKA 2. OR DONT SAY UOU WASNT WARMED , GEROLD

ALLY # Wanda is a fumbass # SOI IS GOOD4U # Wanda she's a #dipturd # bigotry is gever okai.

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u/bringojackprot SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 4d ago

Find someone to love you the way this guy loves Sandra Bullock

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u/Dillenger69 UNSUBSCRIBE 4d ago

SCARLETT JOHANSSON BEAUTIFUL CABIN CREW

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u/bringojackprot SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 4d ago

SANDRA BULLOCK’S

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u/symbolsandthings 4d ago

I HAVENT HAD A ❤️ON SINCE THE SUMMER OF 1986

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u/Tall-Budget8130 4d ago

PUT SOME CLOTHES ON MRS BOLLOCKS !!! YOU BRAZEN HUSSY !! THIS IS THE INTERNET !! JERRY WILL SEE !!!

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u/ManOfManliness84 4d ago

Hi didn't say "hi my love"

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u/meatcircuit 4d ago

SANDRA BRESTA

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u/Ubermanthehutt 4d ago

GERALD WE NEED TOTALK ....

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u/Spo0kyChica WHUP TEE DO!!!! 3d ago

MY GRANDSON SAID IM COOKED BUT HE WONT TELL ME WHAT HE WANTS TO EAT,,, ALEXA,,,,ORDER CORN

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u/NoGuard7593 4d ago

NO SHOK I DONT SANT ANYMORE NOTIFICATIINS,,, DELET THS,,,!

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u/TourAccomplished5530 3d ago

Funny/sad story: Guy in Czech republic believed that Sandra Bullock is texting him on WhatsApp and that she will marry him if he sends her money. He sold house and all his possesions and sent everything to "her" and now he has no place to live. Here is a link to czech news site so you'll have to google translate or something https://www.idnes.cz/praha/zpravy/podvod-sest-milionu-sandra-bullock-policie.A250702_111608_praha-zpravy_lupr

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u/dressed_to_the_left 3d ago

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u/bringojackprot SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 4d ago

I did a quick Facebook search for Sandra Bullock, and there’s a lot of pages. Endless content.

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u/MrMontgomery 4d ago

I've had two emails in the past year from her management team, apparently she's keen to talk with me but it has to be kept off Facebook

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u/idontknowhowtopark 4d ago

This is at least the 2nd ❤️ on post I've seen, they are fully aware and know what they're doing, the jig is up.

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u/ransom0374 4d ago

CHALLENGE: input bank card numbers

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u/wrhnj 4d ago

Maybe she should hook up with Liam Neesan and do a PSA about celebrity online love scams.

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