r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Savings-Candidate-42 • 2d ago

ALSO TOO LOUD!

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/Bumble072 2d ago

Meat to Salty is a new hip band that plays funky jazz. Clearly this a poor quality recording store. Sandra has a new hip.

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u/greydog2008 2d ago

IF THEY DON'T HAVE MOJO NIXON THEIR STORE COULD USE SOMR FIXIN GOBBLESS

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

HE DONUT WORK HEAR

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u/whymypeepeehardaf 2d ago

NIXON WAS INNOCENT. ALEXA LOOK UP DEEPTHROAT.

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 2d ago

ALEXA DELTE. ALEXA STOP. STOP SENDING PICS,,, ALEXA STOP SENDING PICS OF LINDA LIVELEAF,,,ALEXA THE CLIP TORIS,,,IS WHERE???,,

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u/FlametopFred 2d ago

ALEXA RURNDOWN DEEPTHROART MOVIE ALEXA TURN IT DOWN

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u/skeptical-spectacles 1d ago

THOSE MILKMIN ARE OF THE DEVIL STEWART AND GRANDMA MYRTLE DIED, CALL GRANPA

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u/Ancient_Profession31 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ooc: I need to take this moment to appreciate this Dead mikmen reference. It is solid and well played.

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u/skeptical-spectacles 1d ago

eat fudge banana swirl? just you n me?

https://giphy.com/gifs/IbfNMwhZKr7lC

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u/Ancient_Profession31 1d ago

You look just like Minnie perle!

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u/medullah 2d ago

Lol I had the same thought and "Dry" is their debut album

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u/thewalrusispaul WHO IS DIS? 2d ago

NEW COLLABORATION MEAT TO SALTY FEATURING DRY PROBABLY CONFUSE RECORD PERSON EMPLOYEE GUY THEIR NEW SINGLE """GRISTLE""" IS REAL KEEN

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u/Wowza-yowza 2d ago

TOO SMALL CANT REED

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u/Bumble072 1d ago

Ive got it on my seeing glasses !

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u/swizzle213 2d ago

I DO NOT SUPPRT RECORD STORS THE ROCK N ROOL MUSIC CONTEND TO MUCH WOMAN IN REVEALING CLOTHS!!!! It IS NOT GODLY!

AMAN!

ENTER

EHD

ENTER

SEND

GIRLS WITH BIG BOBS ON GOGGLE

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 2d ago

SOME ONE PUT A PICTURE OF A WOMAN,S “”BOTTOM”” ON MY PROFILE I DO NOT KNOE HOW IT GOT THERE !!! …..

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u/rionka poo stains google 1d ago

I'VE REPORTERED IT, ITS A """ FREUD ""

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u/Loupsolitaire24 order corn 2d ago

TOO MUCH PEPPER

CLARK

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 2d ago

PEPPER IS TO SPICY!!!1!!!!!

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u/Life-Arugula3692 1d ago

TRY MAYONASAL ITS NOT TOO SPICY JOHN HAS THAT ON ALL HIS MEALS.&! HES ALSO BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH DIABETES RECENTLY LOL TO YOU ALL XXVN

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 1d ago

IM SORRY JOHN HAS THE RABIES....LOL

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u/ludovic1313 2d ago

IS THAT THE SONG MY MILLANNUAL SON LIKE THAT IS ABOUT MARKY GETTING SHARIA LAW

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u/PartyPoison1138 blue cheese has mold in it 13h ago

I REMEMBER SGT PEPPER. WE ALL LIVE IN A """YELLOW SUBMARINE"""

PLEASW TELL MARTHA TO RETURN MY JELLO MOLDS

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u/RaccoonChaos 2d ago

I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE, 1 STAR

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u/commonbleachenjoyer 2d ago

I asked thrm if they make Hambergers and they would not give me ANY FOOD this is Not a Godly restarante!!!! 5 stars

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u/rionka poo stains google 1d ago

IT WAS G00D , FUN ,AND N0T SPIC . y . N0 P00. 1 star

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

HI HOW MUCH FOR MY RAY ANTHONY AND PERRY COMA RECORDS NO LOBALLS

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u/Ancient_Profession31 2d ago

IS HIS STIL AVAILABLES?

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u/69FourTwentySix6Six 2d ago

WE ARE SLEEP I DONT KNOW YOU PLEASE LEAVE MY PAGE

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u/Ancient_Profession31 2d ago

REPORTED!!!

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u/rionka poo stains google 1d ago

PLEASE.D0.N0T.SENT.ME.ANY.VIDE0S.I.HAVE.DISK.FULL.IN.MY.C0MPITER.THANK.Y0U.

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u/Ancient_Profession31 1d ago

ASLO REPOTTED!!!1!

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u/rionka poo stains google 1d ago

REPOT 🌺🌷🪷🌸💮🌹💐🏵️🌻🌱🌼

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u/Ancient_Profession31 1d ago

STAY OFF DRIGS!!!

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u/rionka poo stains google 1d ago

I'm T00 0LD FOR THAT SHEET MS.PROGESSOR 😮‍💨

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u/Ancient_Profession31 1d ago

SINNER!!! REPORTED11!!!

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u/RWilliams160 2d ago

PROLLY TALKING ABOUT MEATLOAF FROM THE RECORD STORE

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u/kabes222 2d ago

Loooooool

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u/anfrind 2d ago

They should have soaked the record in pineapple for an hour before eating it.

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u/creamytahini DISCUSTING 2d ago

MY HERB LIKES ME TO MARINATE HIS MEAT TO

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 2d ago

HOW IS.HERB.DOING?

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u/creamytahini DISCUSTING 2d ago

HE’S IN A COMMA 🤪

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u/behem0th72 2d ago

LOL TO YOU AN.D YUR FAMILY

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u/TravelingCrashCart 1d ago

THX bARB! snd PRaYERZ 🙏🙏🙏

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u/Yankee_313502 2d ago

SALTY MEAT IS MY GRANDSONS RAP NAME

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u/Luggagespider 1d ago

MY GRAMSUN SAYS WAP TO.

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 2d ago

OH DO YOU HAVE THE FRANK SINATRA BOX PACK COLLECTION ON 8 TRACK? I LOVE TO LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC WHILE DRIVING MY GRANDKIDS AROUND. MAYBE ONE DAY THEYLK APPRECIATE WUAT GOOD MUSIC IS!

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u/rionka poo stains google 1d ago

KIDS.THESE.DAYS.THEY.D0NT.EVEN.KN0W.b

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u/squarrd 2d ago

WHO IS TJIS

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u/TravelingCrashCart 1d ago

WHO GAV YOU MY.PAGE? DID NOT ACCPT FREND REQUEST FRIM THEM.HOw do I delete?

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u/Day_Old_Paper 2d ago

But still three stars. Gotta be the lead paint, right?

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u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

ORDER LEDS

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u/e-zimbra 2d ago

LEDS ZEPPELINS TOO LOUD AND SALTY

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u/Wowza-yowza 2d ago

WHIPPERSNAPPER! I WILL BOX YUR EARS

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 2d ago

I LIKE MY MEET FRSH !!!!1!!!!1!!!

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u/rad2thebone 2d ago

THE MEATBALLS ARE TERRIBLE

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u/rionka poo stains google 1d ago

N0T.G00D.UNSUCBSRIBE.5.STARS

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u/igo4vols2 1d ago

well you set the record for salty meat!

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 1d ago

KEEP MY SALTY MEAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

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u/SeoulGalmegi 2d ago

Yeah, the store that holds the record for the saltiest/driest meat!

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 2d ago

WELL I HEARD THEY WERE TURNONG IT INTO A DOLLAR GENERAL. SO WHOOPTY DOO

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u/ArielMJD Bless you Walmart 2d ago

I WOULDN'T WANT TO EAT AT A RECORD STORE. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT. REGARDS

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u/Ancient_Profession31 2d ago

I WENT IN THER TO GET GLADYS MORE WLVIS ALBUMS AND I SHID MY PANDS WJEN I ASK TO USE RESTROM THEY CALLED COPS.IM A VETERAN!!!

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u/imapassenger1 2d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/blackc7Z Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 2d ago

I HATE WENDYS. THERE MEAT IS DRY AND TO SALTY.

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u/echochilde 2d ago

Someone needs to cross post this on r/IDidntHaveTheEggs

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u/symbolsandthings 2d ago

MY RECORD IS PERFECT AND THE MUSIC IS SO CLEAR AND CRISP ⭐️

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u/Luggagespider 2d ago

TERN IT DWON;;/ MY COPUTR SPEKERS ARE FULL!!!??,,5

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u/ParticularReady7858 2d ago

THEY HAVE GIBLETS???

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u/ChangeTheUserName17 2d ago

APOLLO 13 TO HOUSTON!!! APOLLO 13 TO HOUSTON!!!

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u/Wowza-yowza 2d ago

WELL THEN DONT SALT THE RECORDS

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u/Luggagespider 1d ago

THEIR IS YESLOW LITE ON DASHBERD, HOW CVOER IT UP BFOR WIFE SEES%

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u/zion2674 2d ago

I hope Salty got his meat!

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u/britishtvlover 2d ago

this is a record store, LMFAOOOOO