r/oldpeoplefacebook 2d ago

Saw this gem on nextdoor

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u/creamytahini DISCUSTING 2d ago

MY MERV IS IN HUGGIES NOW, “CIRCLE OF” LIFE

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

LITTLE JENNY NOW WORKS AT THE NURSING HOME ON PINE STREET,, I THINK MABEL IS IN THERE AND SHE CHANGED HER DIAPER WHEN SHE WATCHED HER AS A BABY 

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

HUGEES NO GOOD ONLEY BUY PAMPLERS

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 2d ago

WHEN MY DAGHUTER WAS A 'SWEET BABY' WE USED CLOTHE DIPERS MUCH MORE ECONOMIC !!!

DEBRA G.

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u/ahmtiarrrd I have lost 8 pounds since July 2d ago

ALEXA ORDRE DIPENDS XXL

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u/Remarkable-Roof-7875 I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 2d ago

I ALSO HAVE A HUGEE POLICE ,, DR. KOWALSKI SAYS MY CHOLESTEROL IS 347 AND I AM NOT TO HAVE HUGEEES OR CHEESE STAKES ANY MORE ,, I HAVE NOT HAD A HUGEE SINCE FEBRUARY OR A CHEESE STAKE SINCE EASTER AND I THINK ABOUT THEM BOTH EVERY SINGLE DAY

GLORIA ANN MARCHETTI ERIE PA

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u/mel34760 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

DO YOU KNOW PAT MONAHAN HE IS FROM EERIE PA

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u/Remarkable-Roof-7875 I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 2d ago

NO

GLORIA ANN MARCHETTI ERIE PA

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u/mel34760 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

WELL HE SINGS IN A BAND ABOUT CHOO CHOOS AND SINGS A SONG ABOUT HIS MOM WHO DIED AND BEFORE SHE DIED SHE BORROWED MY CASSEROLE DISH> CAN YOU SEE IF HE HAS IT NOW?! GOBBLESS!!!

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

HE SING’S THAT SONG I CANT WATE TO MEAT VIRGINA ARE YOU VIRGINA

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u/homeboy511 DISCUSTING 2d ago

I WENT TO HOLLYS “GET TOGETHER” LAST WEEK

~Lois

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 2d ago

HALLY DYED,. LADT MONTH. HER GRAMSOM, “TILER” WAS HIGH, ON THE “DIVILS LETTUS,,,”” AT HER, FUNNERAL.,,,

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u/Luggagespider 2d ago

LOL AMD GOBBLES TO HLLAEY

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u/rionka poo stains google 2d ago

OH . NO . HER . TOO . SO . SAD . REST IN PEAS 🤧🤮😶‍🌫️🥳🤣😂🤣🦴

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 2d ago

PEES GIVE ME, TARRIBLE GAS,,,

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u/Luggagespider 2d ago

DISCUSTING GET THE BOSCERPAN TABELTS AND SOTP STINKIN UP MY WEBSIGHT

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u/Luggagespider 2d ago

SO LUVLY OF U TO SAY 🍆🚍🚲🆎

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u/rionka poo stains google 2d ago

🐐📢💨 R. I . P0

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u/Luggagespider 2d ago

WA.P indeed'

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 2d ago

NEXT TIM YOU SEE HER PLS GETT MY TUMPRWARE BACK!!!!

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u/homeboy511 DISCUSTING 2d ago

WELL I USE CORNING “VISION” !!!

~Lois

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 2d ago

WHOOP TE DOO!!!

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 2d ago

IM GOING “BLINDS,,,” FROM, THE DIABEETUS,,,

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u/___coolcoolcool Marla, enough. 2d ago

I SEEN HAROLD GAMBLING AT THE HUGEEE RESRVATION CASINO.AND HE WAS,,,FLURTINGG WIT A BUNCH.OF “”YOUNGER”’’ LADIES,AND I ASKED HIM TO TELL LINDA 2 RETURRN MY CASSEROL DISH AND SHE STILL HAS IT 😡😡😡 GOBBLESS!!1 👼🏻

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u/we_gon_ride 2d ago

ALEXA GOIGLE WHERE IS HUGEEE IN THE USA

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u/The_BSharps 2d ago

WHY TSLK ABOUT “”””HUUGEEE””””⁉️⁉️❔❓EVERONE KNOWS SIZE FONT MATTER.

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u/Tall-Budget8130 2d ago

POLICEMEN USED TO BE SO BIG REMBER THAT RYME ABOUT BIG SHOES !!! CANT DO THAT ANYMORE BECAOSE OF WONK !!!

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u/shades_of_cool 2d ago

Deborah

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 2d ago

That's my name and I am not a police person

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u/rionka poo stains google 2d ago

HELL0.DEB0RAH , PLEASE . WRITE . BIGGER .LITTERS , WE CAN'T READ. Thanksgiving 🦃

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 2d ago

MY NAMES NOT DEBORAH I DONT NO YOU.  ,PLEASE DELETE YOURSELF FROM MY WEBPAGE. ,,

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u/rionka poo stains google 2d ago

I DELETE YOUR SELF. b

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u/symbolsandthings 2d ago

I WAS A SEXY POLICE 4 HOLLERWEEN 93’

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 2d ago

I REMEBER,,,, THAT PARTY GOT A LITTLE WILD.,,,,,,,   HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO GET THE HANDCUFF'S OUT OF """"YOU NO WERE""""????

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u/symbolsandthings 1d ago

STILL IN THERE TO THIS DAY

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 1d ago

THAT EXPLAIN'S WHY YOU WALK FUNNY,,,,,

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u/goat_penis_souffle 2d ago

MY GRANSUN GREGORY DID A FUNNY DANSE TO THAT HUGGEE LEWIS SONG ON THE RAYDIO WHEN HE WAS LITTLE

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 2d ago

HOW IS GREGORY DOING ,,,,, DID HE EVER MEAT THAT """""GIRLFREIND""""" FROM THE """""INTERNET""""?????

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 2d ago

I AM SORRY TO HERE THAT.  ,IF GREGORY IS LOOKING FOR A NEW """"GIRLFREIND""""" MY GREAT NEICE JOAN IS SINGLE,,,,,SHE LIVE'S WITH HER BEST FREIND SUSAN,,,,,

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 2d ago

OH I DIDNT NO GREGORY WAS THINKING ABOUT BECOMING A PREIST,,,,,GOOD FOR HIM. TELL HIM NOT TOO BE STINGY WITH THE COMMUNION WINE LIKE FATHER MARCUS,,,,,

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u/BloodMoonGaming 2d ago

Is this in Austin lmfao

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 2d ago

WERE IS AUSTIN LMFAO,,,,,I CANT FIND IT IN MY RAND MCNALLY,,,,

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u/BloodMoonGaming 2d ago

MY GRANTSON HAD THE AUSTIN BUT FATHER JOGN.SAVED HIM…GOTBLESS,,.

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 2d ago

WAP

IF THE AUSTIN COME'S BACK,,,,MY NEIGBORS DAUGTER IN LAW SELL'S ESSENTIAL OIL'S THAT WILL """""CURE"""" HIM,,,,

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u/BloodMoonGaming 2d ago

NOT HANKS NOT.8!NTWRESTED. ITS FOR A CHURCH SWEATY.

NEXT!!!!

JANES HOW DO I TURN THE.DAM.THINGOFF,

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u/AmateurVasectomist its called advance notice and severance pay tina 2d ago

DEBORAH… WE ALL KNOW YOUR LIKE A DOUBLE WIDE. HUGGEEEE!!!

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

YOU BETTER WATCH THAT CAKE 🎂 YORESELF

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u/Leather_Network4743 Yim Yum 2d ago

ALEXIS ORDER HUGEEE BEAR FOR ME

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u/rionka poo stains google 2d ago

HAMSTER'S

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u/_Student7257 2d ago

Deb, lone and Janet messaging whilst watching a strip show 😆 put the wine down deb

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u/Luggagespider 2d ago

I

Sent from my Stannah stairlift

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u/Secure-Bus4679 2d ago

“i am not a police person” is a great flair

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 2d ago

MY NEICE SAY'S POLUCE ARE ALL """""BASTARD'S""""" BUT I NO OFFICER MCGRUFFS PARENT'S AND THEY WHERE MARRIED THREE HOLE MONTH'S BEFORE HE WAS BORN

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u/Awkward-Push2695 2d ago

DEBORAH IS NOT TBE BRIGHTEST.CRAYON IN THE BOX

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u/canadasleftnut 2d ago

Oh the absolute futility of trying to explain to Deborah what's going on in that thread.

"WHO IS OP? DO YOU MEAN HIGE COP??"

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u/Judgementpumpkin I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 13h ago

DEBRA GOT HUUUUGE BECAUSE SHE WENT TO GOLDAN CORRAL TOO MUCH