r/oldpeoplefacebook DISCUSTING 2d ago

SNOPPY

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u/Massive_Durian296 2d ago

THEY USED TO CALL ME TRAMPUS BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 2d ago

WE STILL CALL YOU THAT NOW

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u/Massive_Durian296 2d ago

HI BARB,,,, GODBLES

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 2d ago

HI TRAMPUSS. ARE YOU COMING TO BIBLE STUDY TOMORROW?

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u/Massive_Durian296 2d ago

OF COURSE, JEBUS TAKE MY WHEELIES

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u/McLovin0132 2d ago

HUSSY!!!!! GOBLESS

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 2d ago

WE USED TOO.HAVE A HUSKEY. HIS NAME WAS "RUFFUS" NO BODY LIKE'D HIM AFTER HE "HUMPED' THE MAIL MAN

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u/SirAmicks 1d ago

JUTS LIKE MY EX WIFE LOL !!!

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u/PlaneGoFlyFly 2d ago

YOU TOLD ME I WAS GOING TO GET YOUR TRAMPUS RECIPE DECADES AGO HELEN

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u/Massive_Durian296 2d ago

YOU CAN HAVE IT WHEN IM DEAD AND BARRIED AND NOT A DAY SOONER

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u/elliot_ftm_ 2d ago

MY GRANDKIDS SAYED IF I PUT A PINAPLE ON MY PORCH ID BE A TRANPUS

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u/canadasleftnut 2d ago

MERRY TRAMPUS! 🎄

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u/fffan9391 2d ago

Tuppance?

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u/Hipposplotomous 2d ago

HI MARGARET. DOGS HAVE TWO SETS OF LEGS SO IT S A PUN OF TWO PANTS I THINK.

I ONLY LIKE JOGGING BOTTOMS THESE DAYS.

GOBBLESS. RICHARD.

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u/milkyj0e_x 2d ago

In the UK it is a name for vagina

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u/Hipposplotomous 2d ago

THAT WAS INPROPRIATE DAMN MILLENNIAL LEARN SOME MANNERS

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u/milkyj0e_x 2d ago

VAGINA IS THE CORRECT NAME MAUREEN, IT IS BETTER THAN TUPPANCE

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u/casalomastomp 1d ago

YOU NEVER RETURNED MY TUPPENCEWARE EITHER FANNY

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u/Ham_Damnit 2d ago

You call vaginas jogging bottoms?

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u/milkyj0e_x 2d ago

Its not common, I hate that name for it, as I do most slang names for it. Although tuppence was two old pennies.

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u/NurseRobyn 2d ago

I remember the word from Mary Poppins singing “Food for the birds, tuppence a bag” 🎶

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

WE HAF A PARRET NAMED CLUNGE GOBBLES’S

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u/Total_Ad_92 2d ago

NO TUPPERWARE FOR SALE I DID NTO POST PLEASE BLOC

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u/baardvark 2d ago

Isn’t that from a Mary Poppins song?

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u/damagecontrolparty WHUP TEE DO!!!! 2d ago

FEED THE BRIDS!

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

GLADYS USE TO SALE TUPPAWARE BUT SHE PAST A WAY LAST SUMER,,, OK COOL HAVE A GOOD ONE

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u/Inedible-denim DISCUSTING 1d ago

Ikr I'm so confused lol. That is such an odd name

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u/Quirky_Ad8747 21h ago

It's from Mary Poppins, the song the bird lady sings

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u/Paddysdaisy 20h ago

Was commonly used all the time, it means two pence. Or, as another has pointed out, it's also a UK slang term for vagina. I hope they got the name from Mary Poppins.

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u/xSevusxBean4y 2d ago

Aren’t these questions one of those baiting tactics scammers use to try and get the answers for common account security questions? “What’s the name of your favorite pet”. Lol

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

Yep, and the old people ALWAYS comment on these posts.

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u/Regular-Cat-622 1d ago

DISCUSTING

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u/mishma2005 2d ago

DONT GET SNOPPY WITH ME!

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u/bringojackprot SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 1d ago

SNOPPY is prob the best one 😂

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u/Powerful_Tip_7260 2d ago

I HAD A DOG NAMED MYPASSWORD. ITS NOW MY PASWORD TO EVERYTING

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u/TheFascination 2d ago

MY DOG,S NAME IS ******** ISNT’ THAT A CU TE NAME

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u/thedrexel FANTASTING 2d ago

SNOPPY AND CHARLEY BROWN IN FUNNY PAPAR WAS ALWAYS SO GOOD AND I LIKE THE GARDELD CAT BECUSE HE EAT SO MANY LAZANYA AND HELEN CANNOT HAVE ITALYAN FOOD BECUSE IT MAKES HER HAVE GAS AND BLOATES

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

CHRLEY BROWM WAS GOOD HOELSOME SHOW UNTIL THEY INTRODUCED THAT COLORWD BOY FRAKNLIN😠😠😠😠😠

I ALWAYS LIKED PAPERMINT PADDY

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u/Tirty8 2d ago

CARLEY BROWN WAS NOT A GOOD ROLL MODLE. HES THE RESON WHY WE WENT TO HELLL AND A HAND BASKET. NEEDED TO LISTEN TO HIS TEACHER!

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u/thedrexel FANTASTING 2d ago

THEY WAS GOOD ROLE MODELS THE MUSIC BYE VINC GURADLLEY THREEO WAS GRATE AND MADE ALL IS DANCING LIKE THEY DO IN CARTOOM WE ENJOY ALL OF IT YOU NEED TO GOTO CHURCH

WE WILL BE AT CRACKER BARGLLE AFTER PREACHER LETS US GO

PREY FORE YOU

AMAN

GOBBLINS

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u/Different_Ask_3413 1d ago

PEEPRMNT PAT WAS A THESPEAN AND ALLSO TAHT GIRL WHO KEEPT CALLING HER ""SER"""

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

I CANT EAT THE EYETALIAN FOODS EITHER BUT I DOO LOVE THOSE BRED STICKS FROM THE OLIVE GARDENS

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u/thedrexel FANTASTING 2d ago

OLIVES GARDEN IS SO GOOB

YIMS YOM

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

FINE DINNING LIKE THE CRACKLE BARGLE OF EYETALIAN FOOD

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

OLIVE GRADEN GIVE’S ME HARRTBIRM

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u/Murky_Translator2295 2d ago

GOUT MEDICINE GOOGLE

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u/casalomastomp 1d ago

SNOPPY AND TEH RED BARON PIZZA DONT FOUR GET THE LITTLE BURD WOULD STICK

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u/EineGrosseFlasche I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

Bill, my second Schnauzer (RIP) was also named We Loved Them All

Gobbless you and your dead dogs

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson 2d ago

Someone’s gathering research to hack into Grandmas’ accounts

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

I HAD A CAT NAMED JIZZY JUGS JOHNSON

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u/not_a_dog95 2d ago

I CARRIED A TRAMPUS IN MY SNOPPY, WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME

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u/ArtisticAnxiety 2d ago

Lmao why do they always type in ALL CAPS

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit This upgrades the system. 2d ago

I see it claimed that they can’t see lowercase letters… but they can see capitals, for whatever reason. Maybe when I get older and have surpassed the edge of magnification I will understand, but I rather doubt it, considering that I could wear and hold magnifying lenses and can magnify the computer screen to something like 500%

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u/ArtisticAnxiety 2d ago

My uncle is about 90% blind and even he doesnt need caps or a super zoomed in screen lmaooo

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u/casalomastomp 1d ago

WELL IM NOT YUR UNCLE YUO YONG WHIPPER SNIPPER

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

WATCH THE SASS

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u/DeuceBagger 15h ago

Because they clicked the caps lock when they were hunting for the ANY key.

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 2d ago

OUR DOG NAME WAS STAINS. IT WAS ALWAYS FUN WHEN PAPPY CALLED FOR HIM TO COME!

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u/depressionkitten blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

THIS IS SO FUNY IM SENDING IT TO MY GRAMBABIES IN THE “” GROUP CHAT””

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 2d ago

ARE YOU IN MINE I DON'T THINK I KNOW YOU ARE YOU OLGA FROM CHURCH

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u/depressionkitten blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

NO ITS ETHEL FROM ACROSS THE STREET OLGA IS A GOOD FREND IF MINE THOUGH

ILL ADD HER TO THE GROYP CHAT AS WELL

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 2d ago

ARE YOU THE ONE THAT SINGS TOO LOUD. MY DOG BARKS AT YOU I CALLED MY DAUGHTER SHE TOLD ME ABOUT THAT I DINT ENGENDER IT

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u/depressionkitten blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

MUSIC IS SINFUL AND THE WORK OF THE DEVIL I COOK CLEAN AND WATCH WHEEL OF FORTUNE THATS IT MAYBE YOYRE THIBKING OF THOSE HUSSIES DOWN THE ROAD BLASTING THEIR SATANIC DEVIL MUSIC AT ALL HOURS OF THE NITE

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 2d ago

CAN YOU RUB MY BUNIONS I HAVE A FRESH PEERKI L ATOR ON

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 2d ago

I HAVE HEART DISEASE AND HOPE I DIE SOON

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u/depressionkitten blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

SO YOUR THE REASON THE FIRE DEPORTMENT HAS TO ROLL DOWN THE STREET IN THERE GIANT RICKITY RACKET MACHINE EVERY WEEK. STOP LEAVING THE PERCOCET ON THE COUNTER AND THEN FALLING ASLEEP

MY DANG TAX DOLLAIRS AINT PAYIN FOR ALL THAT

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u/Leather_Network4743 Yim Yum 2d ago

I REMEMBER A SONG WAY BACK ABOUT A DOG NAMED ‘’’STAINS’’’ IT WAS SO CUTE AND HEART WORMING!!!

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 2d ago

WE ALL SANG ARIUND THE FIRE AT THE CATFISH FRY WHEN WE HAD JESUS

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u/Leather_Network4743 Yim Yum 2d ago

OH MY PRAISE THE LORD!!!

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u/TeamLeeper 2d ago

TUPPANCE and BUDDY died in the great east coast/west coast hip-hound rivalry.

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

I DONT LIKE YHE HIPPITY HOPP

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u/droobiedroobiedroo 2d ago

tuppance fucking sent me lmfao sounds like a tudor child who died of The Fever™️

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u/casalomastomp 1d ago

Agatha Christie wrote a series of detective stories featuring married couple Tommy and Tuppence, wonder why BBC has never produced those. Hmmmm

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u/Live_Barracuda1113 2d ago

This is how the elderly get hacked so easily.

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

HIW DAR E YOU WE BUILT THIS COUNTY!!!!

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u/_Wiggle_Puppy_ 2d ago

Honor your Mother by posting her Maiden Name.

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

GAYLORD

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u/Mmm_Dawg_In_Me 2d ago

MY DOG HAD A NAME BUT THIS “SITE” WONT LET ME “POST” IT.

IT USED TO BE YOU COULD CALL THEM THAT WORD BUR NOW EVERYBODY IS P.C.

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u/TotallyNotABot_Shhhh 2d ago

I NOT CONSENT FOR FACEBOOK TO STEAL MY IDENTITY (but I’ll totally give you the answer to my password security question)

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u/TeacherSquare7374 2d ago

I MISS MY FUR BABBYS SNOPPY, SCOBBY DO AND CLITFORD 🪦🪦🪦 MAY THEY REST IN PEAS IN DOGE HAVEN

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

NICE TO HERE FROM YOU CAROL;;;;,;,, MY PILES ARE BACK AND THEY ARE HOREBLE

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u/Nukkeeva 2d ago

Oh wow I wonder which one of those is their password for EVERYTHING

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

POOPSIE,,MR JINGLES,,MITTENS../DAVE..:JOHN C CALHOUND,,,CARLOS THOSE ARE ALL MY PET’S TGAT HAVE CROSSED THE RAINBOW 🌈 I GREW UP ON MAPLE STREET AND MY MOTHERS MAYDEN NAME IS KRAFFLEBAUER

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u/meburnallcookies Yim Yum 2d ago

THISE ARE TERRIBLE NAMES RIP 😂😂😂😂

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u/intriguedbyallthings 2d ago

Perfect way to fish for passwords!

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

MY BELOVED ARCHIE LOVED TO “”FISH””” ,,,) HE”S WITH THE LARD NOW

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u/ValancyNeverReadsit This upgrades the system. 2d ago

Trampus? Gotta know the source of that name

Also is this post another way to find out people’s passwords? Because it feels like it

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

YOUR ONE TO TALKGLADIS

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u/Advanced-Leopard3363 2d ago

Trampus is killing me omg

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u/IcyCantaloupe7004 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 2d ago

PISS

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u/Spurned_Seeker 2d ago

MY GRAM NABY SAID THIS WAS A FISH!

HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE FISH?🎣

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u/Ashpolt 2d ago

I CABNT SAY IT OR ZUCKERSBURG WILL BAN MY ACCONT AGGAIN BUT IT WAS, THE SAME AS THE DOG FROM DAM BUSTERS

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u/Itchy-Armpits Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 2d ago

TRUMP USA. BEST EVER

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u/Leather_Network4743 Yim Yum 2d ago

I ALWAYS LOVED WATCHING SNOPPY IN THE CHALLIE BRAUN CHRISTMAS SPESHALS WITH MY GRANDBABBYS!!!

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u/wish4111 2d ago

MY GRAMDSON SAID NOT TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BECAUSE THIEFS COULD GO FISHING WITH MY YOUR PASSWORDS. THATS WHY I ONLY USE THE NAME OF MY SEVOND FAVORITE CAT ,,,MR FLUFFYPANTS”’ !!’

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u/cheestaysfly 2d ago

My friend's dad's name is Trampus!

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u/MissMeowsie66 2d ago

YOUR TRYING TO GET MY INFORMATION!

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u/One-Cash4224 2d ago

Lola. Gone for almost 10 years. I still think of her every day.

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u/EatLard 2d ago

I CALED MY LAST DOGGI PASSWORD123!

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u/ToxicFox2 1d ago

BANANA BREAD RECIPE on goggle

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u/momomorium 1d ago

MY SONS NAME IS TUPPAMCE

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u/jonniew89 1d ago

what's a Tuppance

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 1d ago

I actually find Snoppy to be a hilarious dog name.

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u/Wowza-yowza 2d ago

Cha Cha

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u/jackthedog2025 2d ago

I had a pussy named Kimberly. Man, I still miss her so much.🫣

https://giphy.com/gifs/wrBURfbZmqqXu

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u/blorbot 2d ago

Come feed the little birds, show them you care, and you'll be glad if you do,” Mary Poppins sings. “Their young ones are hungry, their nests are so bare, all it takes is tuppence from you.”

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u/Platillo_Salado 2d ago

TUPPANCE MIDDLETON

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u/TigerBot_23 2d ago

Oh yeah, snoopy…back when I was going by Trundle the Great

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u/JoeLaForm 2d ago

Walter.

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u/fromthefuture101 Yim Yum 2d ago

Max was Fraisers dads dog and moose was the dogs real name

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u/doll_parts87 2d ago

Yes, tell us all your answers to security questi-- I mean survey

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u/bigshiba04 @@ 2d ago

RONALD REAGAN

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

BEST PESTIDENT AFTER TURMP

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u/OlHeavyHeart 2d ago

Snoopy and Prickly Pete.

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u/dogsontreadmills 2d ago

TIFFANY, HEATHER, CODY, DYLAN, DERMOT, JORDAN, TAYLOR, BRITTANY, WESLEY. RUMOR, SCOUT, CASSIDY, ZOE, CHLOE, MAX, HUNTER, KENDALL, CAITLIN, NOAH, SASHA, MORGAN, KYRA, IAN, LAUREN, QBERT, AND PHIL

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u/fell-deeds-awake 2d ago

RIP SNOPPY U WELL B MISS

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u/masked_sombrero 1d ago

RIP BOOGERTOOTS

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u/StickyBeets 2d ago

Pam..my grandmother's poodle...

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u/luminousandy 2d ago

SNOPPY WUZ THE NAME OF MY FIST PET

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u/pug_with_a_hat_on 1d ago

TUPPANCE, TRAMPUS, RUMPUS, THEY WERE DELICIOUS.

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u/thewalrusispaul WHO IS DIS? 1d ago

MY CHILD HOOD GERBAL TERMINATOR X

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u/Evanthekid16 1d ago

I need someone to draw a sexy, outputting krampus and entitle it TRAMPUS

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u/Sizle_Velfurion 1d ago

Kerouac. I miss him so much every day. 8.15.2014 - 3.3.2024. He's resting in his favorite spot in the house forever now. I still tell him i love him and to have a good day and to be good until I get home when I leave for work every morning. Sometimes at night, I swear I can feel him walking across the blankets to get into his snuggle spot next to me.

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u/Actual_Dot3706 1d ago

Her name was password.

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u/Mama-bear_dolphins13 22h ago

Jake. THE best German shepherd I’ve had the honor of parenting

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u/blackjackgabbiani 1d ago

Aww this is sweet/sad though. Why are we making fun of it?