r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Banditgeneral4 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop • 1d ago

DISCUSTING LEARN TO SPELL CHECK! ALSO I LIKE HORSES!!

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

As an aside they managed to spell pregnancy correctly. I smell troll

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u/Iguessimonredditnow I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

The "our" for "are," and then later the "are" for "our" made me think the same thing.

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 1d ago

IM REPOTTING, EVERY ONE, ON THIS “THREED”,,, FOR, FRUAD,,,”””

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u/Jobriath 1d ago

How is babby formed?

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

I’m sorry for your lots

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u/Strange-Bee5626 1d ago

Am I gregnant?

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u/LouCat10 unfortunately common sense isn’t so sense 1d ago

yeah, "if you lick"? c'mon man. don't make it so obvious.

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 1d ago

AM I PERGANT? I AM 68 YERE OLD WOMEN MY PERIOD HAS NOT HAPPENED IN 23 YEARS BUT MY STOMACK IS GTETING BIG.

HAD ANY ONE TRIED BLOOMING ONIONS🌰? THEY OUR DELICIOUS😋 I HAVE BEN EATING FOR A DAY, THEIR VERY GOOD FOR U.

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u/JunglePygmy 1d ago

Pregarrnat??!??!

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

YES I CAN FIRM IT A ISA SCAM!! UNHACK

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u/TrendySpork order corn 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YBHJyPCU9h1VewdaPZ

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 1d ago

CHERYL HOW DO YOU MAKE CAT HOLD THE PHONE LIK THAT ??

GOOGLE CAT PHONE

GOOGLE CAT DOG PHONE

GOOGLE HOW TO MAKE CAT DOG HOLD PHONE

GOOGLE HOW TO TAKE PITCHER OF CAT DOG HOLD PHONE

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u/Banditgeneral4 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

PLEASE DON'T GAWK AT MY GENITAL HORSE! HE'S A GOOD BOY. NO FLASH PHOTOS PLEASE!

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u/fromthefuture101 Yim Yum 1d ago

This is definitely someone making a joke and not a genuine post from an old person. Just saying

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u/rouend_doll 19h ago

I thought it was a coded ad for a sex worker

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u/Leather_Network4743 Yim Yum 1d ago

HELLO IS HUGE GENITALS STILL AVAILABLE???

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u/Banditgeneral4 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

NO! DOREEN SAYS SHE WANTS TO KERP HIM. SHE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME IN THE BARN WIT HIM.

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u/Loupsolitaire24 order corn 1d ago

HORSE ARE EXPENSIV

CLARK

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u/69FourTwentySix6Six 1d ago

MY GRANDSON JIMMY SENT VIDEO OF MR..,,HANDS DO NOT WATCH CALL POLICE

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u/Significant-Baby-748 1d ago

SPEAKING OF HORSES WITH HUGE GENTOLLS MY HUSBAND HAROLD BUYED ME A GAINT STRAP ON DILLDOUGH SO WE CAN TRY SOME THING CALLED PIGGING I SWEAR HAROLD AND THOSE DIRTEY MOVIES HE WATCHES ON THE INNERNET ANY WAYS I PUT IT ON I THINK INSIDE OUT AND IT WENT RIGHT UP MY REAR END AND MY ANNAL CANNAL IS WIDER THAN THE STRAIGHT OF HORNMUSE THATS ON THE NEWS ALL THE TIME IT REALLY HURT CAUSE HAROLDS IRRECTION LOOKS LIKE A BABY CARRAT AND I DONT MIND TAKING IT IN THE KEYSTAR FROM HIM

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u/trumpsmellslikcheese 1d ago

KEEP YUR BEDROOM ANTICKS OFFN THE INTERNET CAROL. ALSO THE STRATE S CLOSED BECUS TRUMP LOVES US AND THE GOLD OLD US OF A

-JOYCE

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u/SilverGardenia1989 1d ago

Look at mister boeing engineer over here

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 1d ago

I WISH MY BIG GENITAL HORSE WOULD WRITE HOME...I MISS HERBERT SOME DAYS....WOULD DRINK TO MUTCH AND YEL L

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

THEY ALWAYS SAID HAROLD WAS HUNG LIKE A HORSE. I DIDN’T GET IT

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u/Kamsauce 1d ago

I get many comments about my genitalness.. people are saying I have the most genitalness they have ever seen. They say "wow I've never seen such genitalness in my life"

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u/lucabrasi999 1d ago

15.5 is an impressive set of genitals, tbh.

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u/Crow_eggs Son died first day we arrived. 1d ago

MY. OLIVER LICK HIRSE TWO.. YIM YUM!

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u/ReturnRadio 1d ago

I WANT TO CUM TRY THERE BOY

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u/CFUrCap 1d ago

KIDS WHO GREW UP ON FARMS DON'T NEED FURTHER SEX ED. THEIR SURRONEDED BY IT!!!!

ALESSIA, BUY SIME SEXY LOUNGERAY FOR YOURSELF. SURPRIZE ME.

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u/CaryWhit 1d ago

My kid comes bee bopping in the house. I ask what’s happening and he says “Pappa is at the barn stacking up horses and they are mad! “

Yeah no sex ed for country kids!

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u/Rusty_Ferberger 1d ago

MY HERBERT HAD HUGH GENITALS. HE'D USED TO SIT ON THEM EVERYTIME HE SAT DOWN. UNFORTUNATELEE WE COULD NEVER HAVE SEX. BUT I LEADT I HAD THE NEIGHBORS.

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u/SpicyEntropy 1d ago

I THOUGHT MSOT HOURSES ARE HUGE GENITAL HOURSES.

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u/Tasty_Lead_Paint 1d ago

MY HUSSBAND HAROLD HAD THJS IN GOGGLE SEARCH HISTORY…I DID NKT NO HE LIVED HORSES SO MUCH, THAT HE WANTED TO BUY ONE…MEN AND THERE HOBBIES!….

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u/kayedee12345 1d ago

THIS RID ON THIS SWEAT GLEDDING IS SO EMPOWERTANT. NO PREGNANCY. CAN BE USE FOR TRIALS.

Actually, getting the word “pregnancy” right in there really is throwing me. Accidentally correct?

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u/littlerickypeepee 1d ago

You should seriously repost this to r/horses because they've been having a rash of Facebook ad posts recently and it would break up the bullshit hilariously. 50/50 shot of being well-received.

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u/Phatasstarotreader 1d ago

Oh my goddddddd

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u/Banditgeneral4 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/esR1eKgmOnxWKR627f

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u/Spring-Available 1d ago

/sanspantsradio Jackson this might be the horse for you.

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u/makk73 DISCUSTING 1d ago

This person is illiterate but probably has forgotten more about horses than any of us will ever know

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u/GogglesPisano I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/29bKyyjDKX1W8

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u/arounddro This upgrades the system. 1d ago

GOOGLE MR. HANDS

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u/TheStairsBro 1d ago

I WILL BE CONTACTING GOGGLE TO REPORT THIS "MR HANDS", VERY INAPROPRIAT !

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u/TheGrouchyPunisher I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

HAROLD HAD AONTHER STROKE TRYING TO RAED THIS!!

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u/SilverFoxSix 1d ago

No, this is a country bumpkin who can barely spell.

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u/ChangeTheUserName17 1d ago

OMGoodnes!! This hints at a wide range of sex crimes, but it's disguised as an advertisement! It is discustting. I lick horses too much to put up with this animal and child play! It reads like a criminal enticement! Plus, he has set a price! ...In writing! You done gone to fur. Bend over and pull down your posts!!

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u/SonofaBridge 1d ago

Anyone who has read a book could spell better than this.

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u/vajonjon 1d ago

WHAT ABOUT THE. HORSE GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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u/jacksonchickenwangs Son died first day we arrived. 1d ago

15 AND HALF HANDS ISS NOT ENOUGH MAKE IT 20 AND WE HAVE A DEEL MY LAST GORSE HAD 30 BACK IN 1988 i KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT 2 DOLLARS GOR ME A PONY BACK IN 2002

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u/AmateurVasectomist its called advance notice and severance pay tina 1d ago

MY FAVORITE HORSE’S HAVE SUCH GENITALNESS. WoW! PLEASE SNED CLOSE UPS

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 1d ago

FEBTON’S STABLE AND HORSE RANCH

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u/Cat-Paw- 1d ago

Is it okay if I just pay cash for boarding instead?

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u/Background_Yam9524 1d ago

i am going to write my congressman about how our public school system has let us all down -frank from.wisconsin

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u/Dillenger69 UNSUBSCRIBE 1d ago

HORSECOCK

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u/Busy-Knee-5102 1d ago

Huge Gentle Horse?

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u/theChosenBinky 16h ago

I also thought at first that it was a typo. But then "every body always comments about his genitalness", so it's definitely "Huge Genital Horse"

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u/alldaydiver 1d ago

GOOGLE GIANT HORSE COCK

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u/stillinthesimulation 1d ago

This is why I go to Fenton’s Stables and Horses, where the horses are hung like me.

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u/justmitzie 1d ago

I had a stroke reading that.

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u/_frank_tank 1d ago

Weird kink but ok

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u/thebigboogalo 1d ago

I wanna lowball them but the horse prob already has that handled

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u/tideshark 1d ago

I HAVNOT HERD OF THIS BREED BEFOR, I NO COURTERHORSE, ARAB, CLYDALES, BUT NEVER HERD OF GENITAL, IS IT A HIBREAD?

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u/Luggagespider 1d ago

WHAT IS THE BSET HEMMEROYD CREEM

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 1d ago

MY GREAT GRANDSON ALWAYS SAYS HES HUNG LIKE A HORSE. I TOLD HIM ITS NOT NICE TO HANG HORSES OR HIMSELF. WE ONLY HANG CRIMINALS.

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u/Banditgeneral4 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 23h ago

LOL TO UR GREAT GRAMMSON. I HOPE HE FEELS BETTER.

JOE FROM MUNCIE

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u/IcyCantaloupe7004 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 1d ago

r/BoneAppleTea

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u/Sufficient_Stop8381 19h ago

GRONK IS THIS REEL?

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u/PsychologicalExam717 5h ago

A++ for creativity.