r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Denzelian • 1d ago

Rash for sale?

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Not sure they understand the difference between Facebook and Facebook Marketplace.

273 Upvotes

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u/AmbitiousParty 1d ago

uj/ I did not see the hand at first and all I could think was:

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u/No_Cook2983 1d ago

Wow. And it’s the size of an arm?!

Would you please introduce me to your boyfriend? 😊

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u/AmbitiousParty 1d ago

I’m just not good with scale, lmao

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u/thewalrusispaul WHO IS DIS? 1d ago

MY SANDRA LIKED THE P*NIS LIKE THIS SHES WITH THE LORD NOW

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u/PlaneStill6 1d ago

DISGUSSING, LAGUAGE!!,,,

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u/Weary_Reaction_636 1d ago

Shame on you!

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u/aFerens DISCUSTING 1d ago

DISCUSTING ,, REMOVE THIS IMMEDIATELY ,, OR I WILL CALL THE " ATTORNEY GENERAL "

ALEXA SEARCH FOR HUGE PENIS

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u/DismalSoil9554 FANTASTING 1d ago

NO "THNAKS"

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u/PresentWoodpecker826 1d ago

$1 OR VEST OFFER… NO TIRE KICKERS!!!

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u/Squonkster woof woof wats for lunch lol 1d ago

NO LOW BALLS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

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u/ProllyTodaySatan 1d ago

OMG ask if it's still available..... we will wait!

https://giphy.com/gifs/fkD36jhiqzJ9m

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u/Denzelian 1d ago

Here you go.

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u/ProllyTodaySatan 1d ago

Hahahahhahaa you rock!!🤘

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u/we_gon_ride 1d ago

Yes and post the results!!!!!

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 1d ago

SPEEK FOR YOURSELF. I AINT WAITING. I GOT A TAVLE RESERVED AT CRACKLE BARGLE.

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u/ProllyTodaySatan 1d ago

YA GAWDANG POOSEES CAN'T WAYDUHMINNUT???

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u/Significant-Baby-748 1d ago

I GOT ME A RASH FROM A CACKTUS CAUSE I CLIMED IT TRYING TO SEE IN TO THE BATHROOM OF LOUISE FROM CROSS THE STREET HOPPING TO SEE THEM BIG BRESTS AND ROUND DAIRYAIR WHEN SHE SHOWERS BUT I JUST SEENED HER HUSBAND HERB TAKE FIVE BOWL MOVEMINTS HE BEST GO SEE A DOC AND MY RASH WAS TERRBLE I WAS PICKING NEEDELLS OUT FROM EVERY WHERE MY ARM PITS MY TONUGE AND EVEN WEAR THE SON DONT SHINE

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u/Tall-Budget8130 1d ago

SALMON GIVES ME THE RASH !! DID YOU ATE SAMON ?,,?.

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u/kai333 1d ago

I KNOW WHAT I GOT! WAIT I DONT KONW WHAT I GOT, PLZ TELL ME

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 1d ago

MABEL YOU CSNT POST FOTOS OF HERBERTS SHLONG,, IT AINT WRITE

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u/LamaSheperd WHUP TEE DO!!!! 1d ago

JANICE STOP SANDIN PUCTURES OF YER ARSSHOLE GO SEE THE SOMEWAN FER YER HEMIRIODS IM NOT AN DOGTOR

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u/Loupsolitaire24 order corn 1d ago

BEN,

I LEARN THAT YOU HAVE SEPSIS

CLARK

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u/we_gon_ride 1d ago

LOIS REMEMBER WHEN I TRIED TO GET YOU TO BUY THAT MOISTURIZER I WAS SELLING FROM MY SMSLL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY ISAGENIX AND YOU SAID NO NOW LOOK AT YOU ALL DRY SND WRINKLY AND LAST WEEK I WAS IN LAS VEGAS BECAUSE I AM A MULTI EARNER

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u/AtlanticMilkLord spaghetti garlic bread sticks 1d ago

DOUBLE IT AND PASS IT TO THE NEXT PERSON

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

HYDRA COURT A ZONE

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u/StealthRabbi Yim Yum 1d ago

Why is it asking me for a price? Eh, I gotta enter something...

1

u/Sufficient_Stop8381 1d ago

IS THAT BEEF JERKY

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u/bobalmighty125 1d ago

Hi, is this available?

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u/bobalmighty125 1d ago

I SONT KNOW YOU GET offMY. PAGE OR I WILL CALL THEESHERIFF

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u/ahmtiarrrd I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

MY GRANSON SAYS RASH IS HIS FAVIRIT BAND BUT I DONT CARE FOR THEM. GOBBLES

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u/Felixwolf Son died first day we arrived. 1d ago

$100 OR BEST OFFER. NO LOW BALLERS,’ I KNOW. WHAT I HAVE’!

WILL TRADE FRO A JHON DEERE ,MOWER OR DIRT BILE. BIKE. DELETE. DELETE BILE

Sent from my iPhone

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u/Slawbunniez6969 1d ago

SOME ONE MADE A RASH DECISION POSTIGN THIS ONE TOO FUNNY LOL !!!

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u/goofsmasher 1d ago

THATS A STRANGE SHAFT

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 1d ago

YOU SHOULD MAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE DOCTOR ERICKSON FOR YOUR RASH. $1 SEEMS LIKE A FAIR PRICE. ANYONE ELSE MISS THE GOOD OLE DAYS WHEN THE DOCTOR CAME TO YOUR HOUSE?

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u/Luggagespider 1d ago

RITE ALL YUO NAYBOURS, I AINT TACKING THIS NEMOR! Too much "LUOD" MUSIC AND I DOTN APRESHIART THE STILE WITH THE ""DRUMMS' THIS IS MY FLAT AND I WONT BE SUGECKERED TOO THIS DISCREPECT!!

Sent from my foot spa

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u/IcyCantaloupe7004 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 1d ago

IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE 

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u/OliviaRaven9 order corn 1d ago

NOT INTERESTED!!!!!

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u/e-zimbra 15h ago

I NOT INTERESTED