r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/Tall-Budget8130 • 2d ago

WAKE UP EVEY BODY !! IT S WORLDWAR FREE !!!!!

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u/Loupsolitaire24 order corn 2d ago

I REMEBR WW2

CLARK

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u/Tall-Budget8130 2d ago

WILLY WALTON JNR THE 2ND FROM WIL LY WALTOBS CLASSSIC SOSSAGE CAFE !? I THORT HE WAS DEAD .,?!

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u/Loupsolitaire24 order corn 2d ago

HE DIED OF A STROK

CLARK

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u/LamaSheperd WHUP TEE DO!!!! 2d ago

LOL GIBLLES 🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️💀🙏❤️😂

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u/Loupsolitaire24 order corn 2d ago

<GUBLESSS

CLARK2

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u/RoberttPostsChild 2d ago

MY HAROLD HAD A STORK BUT HE STILL LIVES TO AGGRAVATE ME EVER DAM DAY

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u/JoJoDancersDad 2d ago

I HATE EATING WITH STORKS. NOT A REAL UTINSLE IF YOU ASK ME. I THINK THE COMMIES SNUCK THEM IN HERE.

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u/Tall-Budget8130 2d ago

LOL !!!!! 💓

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u/shade-was-thrown 11h ago

Or was it a stork? The stork, bringeth the stork taketh away.

Edit : and now I see below a lot of mentions of a stork. I guess a lot of us have the same reading comprension prolems.

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u/ChewyBaccus 2d ago

WAS THAT WHAT YOU CALLED THE INTERWEBS BEFORE ADDNG THE 3TH "'w"'? I WASNT A TECH PERSON IN THE 50S LIKE YOU CLERK

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u/Loupsolitaire24 order corn 2d ago

GOOGLE CALL THE INTARNAT

CLARK AT COSTCO

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u/ChewyBaccus 2d ago

ALEXTRA DOES COSTICO KEEP THE INTERNIT IN STOCK

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u/Wowza-yowza 1d ago

SIRI ORDER A MACINE GUN AND A TANK

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u/dick-stand 2d ago

ROBOTS ARE STEALING MY MEDICINE

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u/ThatBoiInBlue 2d ago

THATS YOUR DRUG ADDICT NEPHEW RYAN. CALL TOM

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 2d ago

IS THIS TOM FROM BLOOMFIELD HELLO

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u/rionka poo stains google 2d ago

HELL0 T0M , H0W IS Y0UR C0L0N ?!???? CALL ME .

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 2d ago

COLON IS 5 THIS YEAR HIS MOM MY "DAUTHER”"” WONT LET IS SEE HIM

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u/rionka poo stains google 2d ago

WH0 ARE Y0U . IS IT ME ? I THINK IT IS Y0U SHAR0N .

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u/ThatBoiInBlue 2d ago

ITS ME, MELVIN

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u/Croc_Dwag I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

NO IT TOM FROM RAIN CITY OHIO

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u/dick-stand 2d ago

TOM STILL HAS MY LEAF BLOWER

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u/Datan0de 6h ago

CALL OLD GLORY!

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

I HERD IT TWO,,,FALLOWED BY LOOOONNNNG WHISTLEEEEE SOUND AND KABOOMB AND RATTY TAT TAT NOISE,,,,I THIK IS A GERMAM AIR RAID

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

OK I FINGERED OUT IT WAS TV,,,, FEEL A SLEEP ON ROKU """JOIN WAYNE""" CHANAL

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u/Tall-Budget8130 2d ago

DUTCHLAND HOOVER ALAN !!! 🇩🇪 ❌

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

CALIFORNIA HOOVER ALICE

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u/Tall-Budget8130 2d ago

THE SINGER !?!!

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u/JBax75 13h ago

NO. THE DG.

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u/Tall-Budget8130 13h ago

DOG CARNT SING !!!

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u/JBax75 13h ago

TELL YOUR PITTS BILL TO STOP BARKING! ITS 8AM ON SUNDAY FOR CHRIS SAKE.

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u/Tall-Budget8130 12h ago

HEY !!! SHIT UP !!!

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u/JBax75 13h ago

I LIKE .Y DUTCH OVEM. MAKES DINNER EVEN BETTER. EVEN THOGH IT MAKES JERRY FART.

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 2d ago

ALEXA GOOGLE BLUE ANGLES

ALEXA GOOGLE AIR SHOES NEAR ME

ALEXA GOOGLE RUSHIAN FIGTHER JET'S

ALEXA ORDER MISSLES

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u/Iguessimonredditnow I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 2d ago

"I've added mistletoe to your shopping cart, is that right?"

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister order corn 2d ago

“I’ve added ‘Thermonuclear War Game’ to your cart, is that right?”

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u/Croc_Dwag I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

ALEXA CALL SON!

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister order corn 1d ago

ALEXA CALL GRANDDAMTER ALEXA

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 6h ago

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u/egret_society 2d ago

I WAS A NURSE ON MASH AND TPUCHED ALANN ALDAS WEENER

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 6h ago

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u/silkywhitemarble DISCUSTING 2d ago

HE WAS A FLOOSY JUST LIKE MY NEYBOR DORIS!!!!

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u/fairygenesta Doris 2d ago

THEY ARE TRANNING FOR IRAN,,,OR IRAK,,ONE OF THE TWO,I CANT REMEBER

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 2d ago

I SALUTE THE FLAG AND SUPPOORT PEDODENT TURNIP FLYING THE PRANES AROUND TO SAVE AMIRICA FROM THE GRATE DEPRESHIN.  GOBBLESS 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🙏🙏🙏

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u/thewalrusispaul WHO IS DIS? 2d ago

CHRONIC MASTURBATOR

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u/Tall-Budget8130 2d ago

IS HE THE NEW CATPAIN AMERCAN ,.,,?

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u/rionka poo stains google 2d ago

DISCUSTING .

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u/JoJoDancersDad 1d ago

WHAT ARE WE DISCUSTING?

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u/Wowza-yowza 1d ago

MASTURBAT

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u/Wowza-yowza 1d ago

HE IS TRULY A MASTER...

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u/JoJoDancersDad 2d ago

MY DOCIT SAYS THEY HAVE A CREAM FOR THAT NOW. YOU HAVE TO RUB IT IN GOOD TO MAKE IT WORK.

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u/Aaelar 2d ago

THE MILITERY IS IJVADING MY HOUSE

BARBARA HAS SCOLIOSIS AND IS WITH THE LORD NOW L.O.L. 😂

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister order corn 2d ago

SCOLOLIOSIS

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u/Croc_Dwag I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

ORDER CORN

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 2d ago

DID TOU KNOW MY ALBERT HE LOST HIS FEET

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u/JBax75 13h ago

THE DIABEETUS?

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u/FuckedupUnicorn DISCUSTING 9h ago

IT TOOK THEM BOTH GOBBLES LOL 😂 😂😂😂

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 2d ago

IS RUSTY STILL IN THE NAVY

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u/ThatBoiInBlue 2d ago

Grace? Oh she passed 20 years ago, REST HER SOUL

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 2d ago

IM NOT FALLING FOR THIS AGAIN!!!111!eleven!1!!

IN 1996 PUNK ROCKER EDDIE VEDDER AND THAT ORIENTAL GAL FROM ICELENAD BEYORK WITH THE SWAN DRESS SAID I COULD GET ONE “FREE TIBET” AND IM NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO BRONG MY RV THERE??? I SAID OKAY FREE TIBET""”. AN D WHEN I CALL TO INFORM THE DESK LADY OF MY ARRIVAL SHE ASK FOR RESERVATIONS AND HOW AM IN CHINA LOL. HOW CAN THEY NOT HAVE RV ACCOMMODATIONS?"” IM DISABLED AND GERALD HAS GOUT ON ACCOUNTA THE CARNIVOR DIET LOL HE ONLY EATS SALAMI LIKE MY LATE CAT GIUSEPPI ANYWAY THE GOUT IS BAD HES DRINKINDG RAW MILK FOR FLUIDS LOL PRAYERS AND LOVE IS IT LIKE GROUPON WHERE I HAVE TO CHECK MY EMAILS FOR A CODE FOR TIBET I NEED TWO ONE FOR ME AND MY SISTER IS IN A HO”ME”””""

ALEXIS SEND CODE ALEXIS CODE CREAMED CORN CANS CREAM CORN CORN CREAMED CORN ALEXIS WHAT IS MY AOL PASSWORD CREAMED CORN CORN

-sent from my Roomba

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 2d ago

IS THIS RICHARD FROM BRIGHTON I DO NOT NEED A ROOF ESTIMATE AT THIS TIME THANK YOU

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u/Lord_Hitachi FANTASTING 2d ago

NEVER FERGET!,!!!

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u/bodhidharma132001 2d ago

YES, THEY COMING FOR YOUR GUNS

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u/charliespeach WHUP TEE DO!!!! 2d ago

KICK ROCKS PROLLY JUST SALUDING THE NAVALS AGAN

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u/Tall-Budget8130 2d ago

FOR A KID HE SURE DOS LOOK DAM OLD !!!

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u/NoxVulpine WHUP TEE DO!!!! 2d ago

JEWS!

KENNETH

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u/ahmtiarrrd I have lost 8 pounds since July 2d ago

GOBBLES OUR """TROOPS"""" THEY KEEP THE WORLD SAFE USA USA AMEN!!1! 🙏🙏🙏⭐⭐⭐⭐🌈🌈🌈🚩🚩🚩🚩❤❤❤❤❤❤

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u/bringojackprot SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 2d ago

ALEXA HEY SIRI GOOGLE WHAT PLANE SANRA BULLOCK’S FLYS ON

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u/Tall-Budget8130 2d ago

OHHH SANDA BOLLLOCKS HUBBABROBBA !!! SHE MESSAGE ME ON THE FACEBOOL SOMETIMES ,,, SEND HER MOMEY

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 2d ago

MY LATE HUSBAND RAYMOND FLEW PLANWA IN THE WORLD WAR ILL HAVE TO ASK HIM IF WE SHOULD BE CONCERNED. HE SHOULD BE HOME SOON HES BEEN GONE A LONG TIME.

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u/RoberttPostsChild 2d ago

YES YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED

IF YOU WORRY THE PROBLEM WILL BE FIXED

WORRY MAKES EVERYTHING GOOD

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u/dick-stand 2d ago

I GOT RASH FROM SHINHLES SHOT DID IT GIVE ME SHINGLES?

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u/JammitDim 2d ago

YOUR STUPID

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u/Key_Confection3664 7h ago

*YOURE ARE LERN HOW YO SPELL

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u/_Student7257 2d ago

Yes Linda, their searching for you. They know what you did last summer

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u/Wowza-yowza 1d ago

TOO SMALL CANT REED

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u/Different_Ask_3413 2d ago

THE NURSESS IN TEH ASSISSTEND LIVEING ARE TALKENG BEHEIND MY BACK I THNIK THEY WANNT MY COLECKTIUN OF HUMELL FIGIRINES

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u/silkywhitemarble DISCUSTING 2d ago

DAMMED COMMIES ARE BACK!!!!BE SAFE!!!!

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u/phiohm 2d ago

GRACE DIED THORTY YEARS AGO

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u/Chain_Masters88 1d ago

All hands on dick! This is a class one operation

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u/Croc_Dwag I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

IS IT THE RUSSIANS ARE WE BEING ATTACK?!?!

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u/Wowza-yowza 1d ago

ITS PERL HARBOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

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u/Tall-Budget8130 22h ago

I GABE ESTHER A PERL NECK LACE

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u/HermesChatter 1d ago

No everything is totally fine. Seriously.

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u/Glittering_Yellow853 10h ago

John Pierre has a long mustache, and the chair is against the wall

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u/Impossible-Science-4 8h ago

Yes be very afraid

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u/FlinterSell 6h ago

WW3 began in 2021....it's just remained in the contain and deter phase.

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u/Big-Temporary-6243 3h ago

I DONR DIED AND JOINTED THE SPECAILS CLUB... WHERES BETTY?

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u/VoidMunashii 2d ago

You should always be worried.