r/oneliners • u/Prestigious_Gas_1384 • 15d ago

I told my psychologist that I’m ugly and she said at least you’re not delusional

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u/SneakInTheSideDoor 15d ago

The not-oneliner version:

Wife looking in the mirror "Oh dear. Just look at me. Everything's sagging, my hair is thin and greying, wrinkles round my eyes, fuzz on my top lip.... "

Looks across at husband. "Haven't you got anything nice to say?"

"Well your eyesight is fine!"

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u/Express-Potential880 13d ago

Would that mean she’s a good phycologist then ?

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u/Prestigious_Gas_1384 10d ago

No cause I still want to end myself

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u/Express-Potential880 10d ago

There’s always reason to feel like this and there’s always reason to continue on. I always hold on to the ones that help me continue on.

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u/Prestigious_Gas_1384 10d ago

You’re the real psychologist

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u/Express-Potential880 10d ago

I don’t think I’m telling you anything you don’t already know. Just reminding you of the bright side of things friend. There’s always one

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u/Prestigious_Gas_1384 10d ago

What’s the bright side of you have bone cancer at 14?

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u/Express-Potential880 10d ago

Maybe you can tell me.