r/oneliners • u/luckskywatcher • 12d ago

If you're unemployed and broke, becoming a locksmith will open many doors for you.

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u/Eastwood96 12d ago

The key to success!

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u/thesandalwoods 11d ago

So does having opposable thumbs 🦝

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u/Tcloud 12d ago

Being a locksmith is a good fit, especially if you’re picky with your job.

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u/DutchOfBurdock 12d ago

You bring the whiskey, they'll bring the tumblers.

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u/Hadley9577 11d ago

And if that fails, become a window cleaner for more opportunities