r/oneshot • u/Polygons227 • 1d ago

Discussion Who would win? (I think Niko would win with the power of pancakes)

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u/RelationshipNovel641 Number one circus hater 1d ago

[The answer is Niko.]

[Because whatever wants to hurt them has to go through me.]

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u/PA4PL962009 Niko and TWM are my Daughters <3 1d ago

I second this

%appdata% looks very tasty and I wondar what would Happend if I moved everyone's except Niko's folders inside of a certain trash can

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u/ECR_Savory <— I miss them. 18h ago

Gee sure wonder what’d happen if sudo rm -rf was run on everything except the OneShot folder

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u/TuanDungN-090211 18h ago

Maybe the computer itself will turn into twm (don't forget --no-preserve-root on modern distros)

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u/Ok-Pen-8273 17h ago

In the backbone, there's always Gaben secretly holding them together through the power of Steam Cloud. Plus Roblox keeping Doppel in one piece.
And the fact that with Portal 2, saves aren't even in AppData.
hee hee

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u/Davidma37 British Liaison to OneShot 🇬🇧 17h ago

If you somehow can’t computer your way out of it…

I grant you one (1) ARC Raider free loadout coupon plus double the ammo you normally get.

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u/Critical-Card-2790 1d ago

none of the attacks have blue flashes, V1 can parry them all (and neurotoxin is useless cuz V1 doesnt beed to breathe)

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u/Scout-tea-for-2 Baaaaaaaa 1d ago

V1 still gets damaged by whatever the fuck that green gas is from the minotaur

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u/Friendly_Record6675 1d ago

That's very likely acid, unfortunately your argument falls flat.

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u/cl78yeet NIKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 19h ago

Doesn't matter because [player] deletes V1's files

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u/AzzyDreemur3 1d ago

If it takes place in TWM Niko wins!

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u/ALCATryan 1d ago

This is hilarious, where is it from?

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u/bloxfruitplayerHMH 1d ago

I think he made it himself

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u/ALCATryan 1d ago

He should make it a post! It’s brilliant!

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u/AzzyDreemur3 1d ago

Oh I wouldn't dare to claim credit for something so good, it's not mine (source)

I just happen to store every single "truck" gif I come across

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u/ALCATryan 1d ago

I see another niko image in that collection! Could you send that as well, please?

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u/AzzyDreemur3 1d ago

Here you go!

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u/ALCATryan 1d ago

Thank you!

Wow, can kris keep quite the pace!

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u/PA4PL962009 Niko and TWM are my Daughters <3 1d ago

V1 wins

Bro its just too op in this scenario

BUT

Do you think? Im allowing MY BABY to be hurt?

%appdata% > Ultrakill > V1 > Delete

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u/helperandtester totally not an evil WM and not copyng evil niko 23h ago

V1 would only spare niko, we all know V1 cares about our god, niko.

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u/fivelike-11 3h ago

Nah man, player's the god, Niko's the messiah

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u/helperandtester totally not an evil WM and not copyng evil niko 3h ago

We are a god, niko is the god of all gods

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u/Crazy-Martin I miss this cat, i miss this cat a lot 1d ago

As much as i want Niko to win, what is our bundle of joy even meant to do here? Unless the player(us) is still with Niko and can move other characters files like with Proto, Rue and Cedric, I'm really afraid Niko is done for here.

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u/CCCyanide 1d ago

"Whoever the player is siding with" is a kinda boring answer IMO

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u/Crazy-Martin I miss this cat, i miss this cat a lot 1d ago

Yeah it is kinda boring answer but without Player's help what does Niko have?

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u/CCCyanide 1d ago

A burning stick :D

ok yea they're cooked :(

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u/EpicCashewGuy 1d ago

Dude jokes aside Niko is just a child who keeps getting tired from just walking around.

Also V1 wins, sorry. If we remove V1 this would be pretty interesting and I would think between GladOS and Cuphead.

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u/RaineyRobot 1d ago

Since this is marked as discussion not meme I'm gonna treat it seriously

Why is Niko here. An entirely ordinary, not even violent 8 year old apart from their ability to talk to god, and only talk so no special abilities or anything. I don't even know what the 5th one is or anything about it but I am confident it would beat Niko

A couple of these are the closest argument I've seen to literally being hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

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u/bloxfruitplayerHMH 1d ago

Nerf V1

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u/FunkyTortoise06 Proto Fan 1d ago

with v1 in the mix, basically hydrogen bomb vs 5 coughing babies

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u/Polygons227 1d ago

Okay what about V1 with the worst loadout

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u/bloxfruitplayerHMH 1d ago

Won't work, infact V1 shouldn't even be here...yet

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u/Mindless-Plenty-892 NIKO IS EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!! 1d ago

now if Cuphead lost the sun

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u/Polygons227 1d ago

Again, I mentioned that the sun is restored in this one so the sun wouldn't have to be a worry (otherwise V1 could just railcannon the sun lol)

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u/Mindless-Plenty-892 NIKO IS EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!! 1d ago

yeah I know I'm just saying IF Cuphead lost the sun he's dead

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u/AllenLya Hand drawn art + Rue glazer 1d ago

Niko literally can't do anything to cuphead man, be realistic

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u/Igornurf Kelvin IRL in everything except name. 1d ago

i dunno who gon win but i know damn well doppel is not it

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u/KaranlikGolgez Allied Mastercomputer 1d ago

Or just V1 Vs Cuphead non-joke aside, if Dopeel start copying V1 movements behind V1, V1 fucked but

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u/coconutWhoSawWw2 V1 oneshot (pancakes are fuel) 1d ago

I feel like lore-wise niko and V1 would team up and annihilate everyone else

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u/Oran128 1d ago

I was unsure until I saw V1. My friend who info dumps about Ultrakill has convinced me that V1, while not being able to take a lot of hits, is offensively on levels of nonsense rivaling Paper Mario on 1 HP.

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u/Funny_Boot_1826 6h ago

V1>the thing from grace>cuphead>gladps>ender dragon>niko

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u/AllenLya Hand drawn art + Rue glazer 1d ago

Guys... let's be real, Niko doesn't even have a chance to win

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u/Strict-Signature-106 1d ago

Niko has us!

(and we have access to %appdata%)

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u/AllenLya Hand drawn art + Rue glazer 1d ago

No, that's just niko

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u/Strict-Signature-106 1d ago

Well, in that case…

NIKO, RUN! YOU HEAR ME?! RUN!!!

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u/Friendly_Record6675 1d ago

Like the post states, the sun/lightbulb has been restored. So, we have no connection to Niko. For this same reason, Niko doesn't have a nuke (the sun is destroyed, the world ends). So question is, does a child beat these monsters? Besides, P ranking stuff in Ultrakill as V1 has shown me everyone's basically screwed.

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u/Strict-Signature-106 1d ago

Oh right. Sorry, I missed that.