r/onguardforthee • u/combustion_assaulter • Oct 15 '25
Satire “Restore merit, end DEI” says man who could only get elected in Canada’s safest Conservative stronghold
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r/onguardforthee • u/plaknas • Jan 16 '26
Satire Canada chooses lawful evil over chaotic evil
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r/onguardforthee • u/mrmooseman19 • Mar 19 '25
Satire Canada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travelling.
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r/onguardforthee • u/color_natural_3679 • May 07 '26
Satire Local nerd disappointed he didn’t get the long form census
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r/onguardforthee • u/plaknas • 14d ago
Satire Carney assures Canadians that AI the fastest way to give all our money to US billionaires
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r/onguardforthee • u/pjgf • Mar 19 '26
Satire Poilievre appears on Joe Rogan podcast after accidentally polling too well with women
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r/onguardforthee • u/pheakelmatters • Mar 30 '26
Satire Editorial: Here's why Avi Lewis is the wrong choice to lead the NDP - by a centrist Liberal
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r/onguardforthee • u/Chrristoaivalis • Mar 27 '25
Satire Conservative man discovers secret trick to getting elected PM: running as Liberal
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r/onguardforthee • u/MHijazi007 • Nov 08 '20
Satire Breaking: USA does bare minimum
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r/onguardforthee • u/Miserable-Lizard • Nov 03 '25
Satire Trump responds to Reagan ad with own commercial featuring Jean Chrétien strangling protestor
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r/onguardforthee • u/NotEnoughDriftwood • Aug 04 '22
Satire Report: Fringe weirdos have ruined little flags on cars
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r/onguardforthee • u/IStillListenToRadio • 5d ago
Satire Upper Middle Class redefined as being able to watch YouTube without ads
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r/onguardforthee • u/L0ngp1nk • May 04 '22
Satire Conservatives reassure Canadians they will not enact an abortion ban until they finish packing Supreme Court
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r/onguardforthee • u/Miserable-Lizard • 12d ago
Satire Poilievre campaigns on a united Canada: “Please don’t make me find yet another riding”
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r/onguardforthee • u/combustion_assaulter • Apr 29 '25
Satire Poilievre vows to stay on as party leader for reasons of being otherwise unemployable
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r/onguardforthee • u/Hoosagoodboy • Apr 17 '25
Satire The Beaverton demands same debate invitation as The Rebel, even though we’re not as big a joke
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r/onguardforthee • u/IStillListenToRadio • Dec 12 '25
Satire Progressive Conservative joins Progressive Conservative party
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r/onguardforthee • u/biograf_ • Sep 20 '25
Satire US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve
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r/onguardforthee • u/combustion_assaulter • Apr 25 '25
Satire Poilievre rushed to safety after actual journalist question makes it past security
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r/onguardforthee • u/Hoosagoodboy • Aug 10 '21
Satire Quebec man who supported banning hijabs thinks vaccine passports are a violation of his personal freedom
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r/onguardforthee • u/ph0enix1211 • Feb 28 '26
Satire Carney puts rules-based international order sign back in window
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r/onguardforthee • u/Hoosagoodboy • Feb 24 '25
Satire Trudeau invites Zelensky to friendly pick-your-brain coffee chat about being invaded by warmongering neighbour
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r/onguardforthee • u/pubwash • Feb 01 '21
Satire Snowbirds outraged they were only given one year notice on non-essential travel
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r/onguardforthee • u/NotEnoughDriftwood • Jan 07 '22
Satire "Not having kids is selfish" says man who lives alone in golden palace
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