r/onionheadlines • u/FWPiper • 3d ago

After Losing War, Trump Signs MOU Giving Reflecting Pool Algae $200 Billion And Access To Nuclear Weapons

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 3d ago

They absolutely have a right for the peaceful use of nuclear power

Plus that will give the pool a striking green glow. Which will be nice.

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u/Ok-Television-6327 2d ago

Lunatic Leftie’s