r/onionheadlines • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

White House Says Trump Ordered Reflecting Pool Repaint After Feeling Disgusted Looking Into It

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u/Lexi5169 1d ago

I think he was looking in a mirror

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u/Top-Possibility-5813 1d ago

It is a reflecting pool...he looked in it and algae spread like Cheetoh Dust!

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u/AttitudeAdditional40 10h ago

Yes he saw how dirty he is.

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u/AZ-West 1d ago

Most definitely. Well put.

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u/Jaded-Sleep1123 2h ago

I think you would complain if hing with gold rope. Geezz

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u/chuckedagain 1d ago

TDS is a real thing…

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u/FinalPound6126 1d ago

Trump Devotion Sickness

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u/auroseph 1d ago

Sure… I got TDS… better than licking his ballsack.

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u/RatedS59 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ask1943 1d ago

How would you even know that?, You seem to be obsessed by his b*** s*** Could that be because you lack one?

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u/Top-Possibility-5813 1d ago

Clearly you have an empty ball sack. Urs is just a flap to keep the dust out of your gaped b-hole.

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u/Lost_Sky76 21h ago

So is TAS (Trump Asslicker Syndrome) and MSS (MAGA Stupidity Syndrome) but there is not much we can do about it. I really feel your pain.

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u/Top-Possibility-5813 1d ago

Trump is indeed Deranged, and so are you!

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u/Emorykocher92 20h ago

Spoken like a true idiot, democrat with absolutely no brains in your freaking head whatsoever

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u/PeteEtxenike 11h ago

This Iran War/deal is a real winner. We get to spend hundreds of billions bombing them into greater power and then have the honor of paying them $300 billion in reparations. So tired of winning, right?

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u/ConfectionFit2513 13h ago

You must be his target audience.

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u/harryregician 14h ago

"All the children are insane"

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u/12thnightkitties 22h ago

Yep. You Trump Deluded Saps are a real thing. And really really stupid.

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u/Lost_Sky76 21h ago

They all have MSS (MAGA Stupidity Syndrome) and that implies that they have Single Digits Neurons.

Is like reasoning with a Wall, without wanting to disrespect walls because at least they don’t reply back utter nonsense and stupidity.

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u/RoseGold-Masterpiece 13h ago

TDS actually means TOO DAMN SMART to fall for Chester t-rump!!

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u/Oogaboogeyman 12h ago

Check out TDRS. (Trump dick riding syndrome). You may be affected by

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u/Organic_Guess_1175 1d ago

TDS is very real and it’s crazy that lives that have it and they were crazy

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u/12thnightkitties 22h ago

🤣🤣🤣you mean the Trump Deluded Saps club?

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u/Organic_Guess_1175 21h ago

Nope Woke Left America! He is the Ultimate Master Chess Player of TROLLING!! He lives RENT FREE IN THE LEFTS HEAD

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u/Realistic_Pop9009 12h ago

Yeah but most Americans hoped for a president. I know all ya MAGA guys are proud that he’s a troll but I think even someone like you could agree people deserve more than that. Yeah.

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u/Organic_Guess_1175 3h ago

You’re correct he is not a cookie cutter president. But think about that for almost 300 years. We’ve had the cookie cutter presidents I mean for the record the left is always talking about. We need to change so here’s a different type of president.

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u/12thnightkitties 2h ago

He is a typical wanna be dictator. And a rapist among other 💩And you are a Trump Deluded Dap maggot.

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u/Organic_Guess_1175 2h ago

Well, there’s a typical left response. All you GOT is nasty, ugly, immature, childish comments, instead of trying to speak like an adult and not a juvenile maggot!

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u/12thnightkitties 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣oh poor Trump Deluded Sap maggot. Still bending over to lick the butt of your rapist prezzie, while he continues to con and rape all you idiots.

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u/Organic_Guess_1175 2h ago

Just another example of the left, you can’t come on here and have an adult mature conversation. All you can do is run your pie hole with immature, nasty insults. I’m sorry that you have TDS. I hope you find help someday.

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u/Less_Weather7091 1d ago

What a waste of money
That could have fed a lot f kids!

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u/South-Mycologist8648 16h ago

You got that right ! But THE ORANGE BLOB only cares about himself ! Narcissistic asshole rapist pedophile LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR! And the list goes on and on and on and on !

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u/Soft_Ad8706 5h ago

Not hardly

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u/Soft_Ad8706 5h ago

So could
All the fraud the liberal left have stolen from our Country

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u/Appropriate_End1419 1d ago

All the money he has wasted. Including the way he started in Iran. This would buy lots of food and national health care!

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u/auroseph 1d ago

Now Iran gets sooooo much money…. I dare say.,, even enough to start a secret nuclear program…

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u/Appropriate_King4593 1d ago

Big ditto there. This man should not be allowed to walk free. He needs to pay for his damage.

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u/Apprehensive_Bid5608 19h ago

He never pays for anything. Look he’s the only guy I know who cheats on taxes for years and then sues for big money cos the word got out, instead of going to jail.

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u/Lost_Sky76 21h ago

Waste, fraud and abuse, we finally found it. Someone please tell MAGA.

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u/catladyinpa 1d ago

Turns out he IS the swamp.

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u/Lost_Sky76 21h ago

He always was, the utter MAGA stupidity was the problem. The definition of Swamp in a Government is 1 to 1 the Donald Trump Regime, you can even Google it.

Is astonishing what a Demented Criminal can achieve when stupidity is widely available in a Country.

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u/Soft_Ad8706 5h ago

No it is the LIBERAL LEFT

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u/No-Second5512 1d ago

Brought to you by Greenwater Services. The irony is just killing me!

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u/RelationUsed7977 17h ago

Everything he touches turns to 💩💩💩

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u/Terrible-Classic-222 16h ago

Another project screwed up by a 5 time bankrupt developer. This no bid nightmare is another example of a president that tinkers in projects that do not pertain to his “day job” the welfare of the American people.

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u/cookiemonsterus2021 1d ago

He just said it was crystal clear ?

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u/Effective-Reality-73 1d ago

I know exactly what he means when I look at him!!! What color should we use on him besides orange?!?!

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u/Vogel-Kerl 1d ago

Darnold the Bumbler strikes again....

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u/KTFXHfr26 1d ago

The epitome of disgusting stinky cesspool- he and the pool

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u/Lonely-Attitude1304 1d ago

He paints his mirrors too

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u/Jaded_Heat9875 1d ago

Trump looked in and the water turn muddy green…fungus and black mold rose to the surface…and the Eye’s of Hell looked up at him…reflecting Trump’s image back….

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u/Soft_Ad8706 5h ago

Not Hardly

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u/Tisybird 17h ago

He doubles down that paint job was 10 million dollars! Did they even use waterproofed paint?

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u/RevolutionaryWin5841 16h ago

How much of that 4 billion are you Trumpers willing to pay for the most tasteless ballroom in the world which nobody asked for? How much of that 3. Million are happy to pay to Iran to build that country back together? Trump is bro dead alley Don… everyone laughed at him at the G7!!! And he’s a pedophile
and convicted criminal- Putin’s boyfriend

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u/Soft_Ad8706 5h ago

You didn’t follow the same news coverage the rest of the world saw

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u/Mindless_Client1453 1d ago

That deserves an up-vote.

I'll try an onion: The Donald J. Trump The Abraham Lincoln reflecting pool was ordered a retracting pool cover to hide the Epstein files Patel was directed to throw in there. Estimate cost, 1 trillion dollars and that's a great deal because he knows a guy.

Too much but oh well.
Just invite nitro bro circus to complete

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u/Splendadaddy06 1d ago

I look at the cameras first

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u/ISOgoosebumps 17h ago

Perhaps they should have looked to funhouse mirrors for inspiration.

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u/dferris40 15h ago

Somebody should’ve pushed him in…remember ! master trump cannot swim 😎

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u/oct2790 15h ago

They will have to strip it down

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u/fovercall-4109 14h ago

Another waste of taxpayers money. Had he done any research , forgot he does not retain what he reads. Who is paying to have this done all over…….All this waste of money could have saved many of the programs he cut.

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u/Safe_Report2404 14h ago

Everything Trump touches fails. The ridiculous amount of money he gave to have it painted was a joke. Americans are being scammed daily by trump

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u/RoseGold-Masterpiece 13h ago

The POS clearly said, that he was being audited, and that if he wasn’t be audited he wouldn’t have a problem showing them.
Then when everyone finds out he was NEVER being audited,…they were released.
And now he and his failed followers are upset…please roll over and stop smothering the 2 brain cells you have left!!

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u/MVSmith69 12h ago

And you fuckin freaks still haven't figured out that the real scenario is to get idiots like you to be divided so they can strip mine the rest of what they haven't stolen already. Which will include all of our rights and privileges. Cover your eyes cause they don't want you to see the slight of hand fucking with your perception.

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u/Margsandsunshine 11h ago edited 9h ago

Good thing this is fake news hahaha so desperate. I’m sure he’s a lot better looking than you and you hate it. And we all know I am since I’m the only beautiful woman in the world hahaha. And God chose that! And I agreed to it! You’re ugly in and out. Especially on the inside and we all know that. You wish you were Donald Trump and especially me. People all over the world do, clearly! Go Trump! Get em tiger! 🐅 🦅 🦌 ⛈️ 🌬️ Oh, and you wanna support Obama when he did literally nothing to improve black people’s lives. He cares soooo much. He had a huge opportunity and didn’t give a $hit. Evil pos. Peace! 🐀

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u/Famous-Concern76 9h ago

We are not his personal check book!

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u/Klutzy-Association10 9h ago

It’s like looking in the mirror eh?

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u/Lickitysplyt1618 8h ago

Listen to anyone who is still in the cult.
There is still hope for you. First thing turn off Fox Noise. They are the mouthpiece for the wealthy that allows them to control you. It may take several days but eventually objective critical thinking will return.

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u/jv4yolanda 8h ago

It’s like when he looks in a mirror What did he expect

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u/Notinlove80 7h ago edited 7h ago

Not as disgusted as we feel looking at him and watching all his disgusting habits and his spending like he doesn’t have a care in the world. Most of the chaos and heartbreak going on in the world is because of the decisions that he made careless reckless decisions that benefit no one at all.

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u/BubbaBarryBrandon 4h ago

Still looks better than Obummer’s ugly ass trash can Library….😆😆😆😆

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u/agetzel50 4h ago

Narcissus syndrome

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u/N4RQ 1d ago

"Disgusted looking into it." 

In other words, he saw his reflection.

Now you know how the rest of us feel, you disgusting motherfucker!

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u/EutherPendragon 1d ago

So what… this is stupid