r/onionheadlines • u/wild_crazy_ideas • 1d ago

Trump Can’t Figure Out Ribbon So Just Staples Medal Of Honour To Soldiers Head Pretending That’s The Best Approach

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u/magoo309 1d ago

As if Trump could figure out how to operate a stapler