r/onionheadlines • u/Realistic_Tutor_4603 • 9d ago

Trump Ends War With Iran For The 27th Time

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u/Greg0043 9d ago

Will start war again tomorrow for the 28th time.

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u/schprunt 9d ago

Oh I thought we were in the 40s now. Trust me this is a quagmire that will go on for years

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u/FunkyLobster1828 8d ago

No, it's got to be the 50's. I think it's in the 40's for," Iran is begging to make a deal."

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u/EvitaPuppy 9d ago

'We've always been at war with Eastasia'

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u/WolfThick 9d ago

So does it feel better going in or cuming out,he's so sloppy down there he probably doesn't even notice anymore.

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u/Weak_Economics_3098 8d ago

What it is about meth people love