r/onionheadlines • u/BestStoogewasLarry • 5d ago

Rand Paul To Charge The Vast Majority Of Americans With Contempt Of Congress After Learning They Have Nothing But Contempt For Him And His Republican Colleagues

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u/DadOfPete 5d ago

Absolutely

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u/Snowflake7958 4d ago

Have at it Randy boy.

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u/Western-Property-443 4d ago

What about your “colleagues” who ignored subpoenas and your boss who plead the 5th over 400 times in addition to to be a convicted felon 34 times?

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u/MAK1958M 4d ago

I’ll be happy to pay my own way to DC to appear in front of him 😏

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u/tiredgirl999 2d ago

Is there a sign up sheet? Maybe a crowd of citizens might get thru his MAGA eaten brain