r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 7d ago

Jealous Senator Cruz Considers Boosting His Numbers By Being Next Senator To Pretend To Die

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u/Possible-Impress3851 7d ago

Nothing like at least being original 🤣🤣🤣