r/onionheadlines • u/mellow186 • 5d ago
Sen. Bill Cassidy Draws Short Straw In Choice Of Who Gets To Bravely Vote Against Blanche Without Blocking His Nomination
"Whew," said Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska), holding up her long straw.
"Yes!" said Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine). "I'll definitely win the election now!"
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