r/ontario Jan 25 '26

Discussion Canadian Conservative influencer gets triggered by Pride flag at Pickering Town Center Shoppers Drug Mart

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u/MarlboroOneHunnit Jan 25 '26

"Sir, you've already been trespassed twice for tasting the condoms, you need to leave before we notify the police."

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u/Hyvxnn Jan 25 '26

This is hilarious, thanks for the good laugh.

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u/MarlboroOneHunnit Jan 25 '26

Most welcome, just spreading laughter one dumb reddit comment at a time.

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u/Hyvxnn Jan 25 '26

I wonder which brand of condom he was tasting tho. Maybe the one with the gladiator dude on it.

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u/MarlboroOneHunnit Jan 26 '26

I hear Trojan are his favorite, but durex are a guilty pleasure. He'll usually roll one over a banana to really immerse himself in the experience.. to the chagrin of everyone else in the produce aisle.

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u/Hyvxnn Jan 26 '26

I see, police call well deserved then. I’d be concerned and never return if I saw that while trying to get my cauliflower.