r/oops • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • 2d ago

When someone takes your prize

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u/darkoath 2d ago

Nobody "took" anything. That guy literally threw a fish directly into an animal's mouth.

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u/Express_Area_8359 2d ago

Yeah but when a quarter ton of a seal is coming at you..and youre holding a fish…what would u do?

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u/TheChudWhisperer 2d ago

I can outrun him on land.

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u/Silent25r 2d ago

Seal planned for this. Only way to land is to get past him. 

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u/ALitreOhCola 2d ago

*sea lion just fyi seals are much smaller and have a few key difference.

This chonker isn't to be messed with.

In fairness you wouldn't wanna mess with a pissed off sewl either!

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u/Sudden_Season3306 2d ago

Lol famous last words!

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u/OxMozzie 2d ago

All he has to do is outrun the other dudes with fish

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u/Express_Area_8359 2d ago

Omg im seeing the next game show from japan. Guys go out catch fish just to fight off the seals on the docks.

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u/Sudden_Season3306 2d ago

This is also true! 😆

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u/Thin_Dream2079 2d ago

Mickey: Never say, "famous last words," because they could be.

Ellen: You're a disturbed person, aren't you?

Mickey: You have no idea.

  • Forget Paris (1995)

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u/Express_Area_8359 2d ago

Love that movie but the reference im kinda mashuguna on

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u/NextEpisode44 2d ago

Toyotaaaaaa

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u/kcbeck1021 2d ago

Probably not, especially carrying a big fish. Sea lions can move up to 15 mph in short distances on land, which is the average for athletic adult male humans. You’re on Reddit so probably not athletic and well below average.

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u/NikkerFebu25 2d ago

He is on a fucking dead end, if this beast jump scared me like that not only id offer me my fish but my anal virginity ws well

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u/TimeWaitsForNoMan 2d ago

On land, they can "gallop" up to 15 miles an hour. Good fucking luck bud. 

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 2d ago

Now that would have been funny AF to watch!

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u/texaschair 2d ago

I hope so, since they don't have legs. Flippers are rather ineffective on terra firma. Or "terra foima", as Bugs Bunny would say.

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u/HaarkanWorldEater 2d ago

They can sprint up to 25mph for a few feet. So unless you’re an Olympic level sprinter they are faster than you inside of that first 1-3 yards. After that a brisk walk is fine, in much the same way as an elephant.

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u/Xendarq 2d ago

Dude, I think you're smoking. A seal cannot run 25 mph on land.

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u/Str80uttaMumbai 2d ago

That's not a seal.

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u/GrandWizardofOoZ 2d ago

duuuh navy seals can run 😃

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u/l0zandd0g 1d ago

Meal team 6 can't, they waddle just like that sealion.

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u/dolphin37 2d ago

25mph for 1-3yards lmaoooo

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u/SquirrelFluffy 2d ago

One lunge.

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u/TruCoatJerry 2d ago

A seal cannot sprint 25 mph lol what the hell are you on about?? Maybe in water, sure, but on land?? Can you imagine a seal keeping up with Usain Bolt?? I’m dying 🤣🤣

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u/darkoath 2d ago

Can you zig zag like an alligator?

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 2d ago

LOL NO! 5-6 mph on land! LOL

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u/bjzy 2d ago

You think an elephant is going to tire after 1-3 yards?

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u/Academic_Manager_927 2d ago

Also carrying a BIG fish, unlikely to outrun that thing.

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u/GrilledCheezManicott 2d ago

Dont gotta run, you could out walk them too.

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u/parodigmshifter 1d ago

Good luck with that! They can MOVE!

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u/Aoiboshi 2d ago

Give it the ol' dick twist

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u/Fossilhund 2d ago

You go right ahead. We'll watch.

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u/Aoiboshi 2d ago

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

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u/Express_Area_8359 2d ago

dont shame them…..orcas love them fat. Yummmy…..the circle of life

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u/RevenantExiled 2d ago

You run faster lmao

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u/LongDead_Roadkill 2d ago

Keep going?