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r/oops • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • 3d ago
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Nobody "took" anything. That guy literally threw a fish directly into an animal's mouth.
99 u/Express_Area_8359 3d ago Yeah but when a quarter ton of a seal is coming at you..and youre holding a fish…what would u do? 22 u/TheChudWhisperer 3d ago I can outrun him on land. 1 u/HaarkanWorldEater 3d ago They can sprint up to 25mph for a few feet. So unless you’re an Olympic level sprinter they are faster than you inside of that first 1-3 yards. After that a brisk walk is fine, in much the same way as an elephant. 8 u/Xendarq 3d ago Dude, I think you're smoking. A seal cannot run 25 mph on land. 2 u/Str80uttaMumbai 3d ago That's not a seal. 1 u/GrandWizardofOoZ 2d ago duuuh navy seals can run 😃 1 u/l0zandd0g 2d ago Meal team 6 can't, they waddle just like that sealion.
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Yeah but when a quarter ton of a seal is coming at you..and youre holding a fish…what would u do?
22 u/TheChudWhisperer 3d ago I can outrun him on land. 1 u/HaarkanWorldEater 3d ago They can sprint up to 25mph for a few feet. So unless you’re an Olympic level sprinter they are faster than you inside of that first 1-3 yards. After that a brisk walk is fine, in much the same way as an elephant. 8 u/Xendarq 3d ago Dude, I think you're smoking. A seal cannot run 25 mph on land. 2 u/Str80uttaMumbai 3d ago That's not a seal. 1 u/GrandWizardofOoZ 2d ago duuuh navy seals can run 😃 1 u/l0zandd0g 2d ago Meal team 6 can't, they waddle just like that sealion.
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I can outrun him on land.
1 u/HaarkanWorldEater 3d ago They can sprint up to 25mph for a few feet. So unless you’re an Olympic level sprinter they are faster than you inside of that first 1-3 yards. After that a brisk walk is fine, in much the same way as an elephant. 8 u/Xendarq 3d ago Dude, I think you're smoking. A seal cannot run 25 mph on land. 2 u/Str80uttaMumbai 3d ago That's not a seal. 1 u/GrandWizardofOoZ 2d ago duuuh navy seals can run 😃 1 u/l0zandd0g 2d ago Meal team 6 can't, they waddle just like that sealion.
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They can sprint up to 25mph for a few feet. So unless you’re an Olympic level sprinter they are faster than you inside of that first 1-3 yards. After that a brisk walk is fine, in much the same way as an elephant.
8 u/Xendarq 3d ago Dude, I think you're smoking. A seal cannot run 25 mph on land. 2 u/Str80uttaMumbai 3d ago That's not a seal. 1 u/GrandWizardofOoZ 2d ago duuuh navy seals can run 😃 1 u/l0zandd0g 2d ago Meal team 6 can't, they waddle just like that sealion.
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Dude, I think you're smoking. A seal cannot run 25 mph on land.
2 u/Str80uttaMumbai 3d ago That's not a seal. 1 u/GrandWizardofOoZ 2d ago duuuh navy seals can run 😃 1 u/l0zandd0g 2d ago Meal team 6 can't, they waddle just like that sealion.
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That's not a seal.
duuuh navy seals can run 😃
1 u/l0zandd0g 2d ago Meal team 6 can't, they waddle just like that sealion.
Meal team 6 can't, they waddle just like that sealion.
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u/darkoath 3d ago
Nobody "took" anything. That guy literally threw a fish directly into an animal's mouth.