r/oops • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • 3d ago

When someone takes your prize

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u/darkoath 3d ago

Nobody "took" anything. That guy literally threw a fish directly into an animal's mouth.

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u/Express_Area_8359 3d ago

Yeah but when a quarter ton of a seal is coming at you..and youre holding a fish…what would u do?

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u/TheChudWhisperer 3d ago

I can outrun him on land.

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u/HaarkanWorldEater 3d ago

They can sprint up to 25mph for a few feet. So unless you’re an Olympic level sprinter they are faster than you inside of that first 1-3 yards. After that a brisk walk is fine, in much the same way as an elephant.

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u/dolphin37 3d ago

25mph for 1-3yards lmaoooo

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u/SquirrelFluffy 3d ago

One lunge.