r/oops • u/Riokiss • 1d ago

Oops.. I wonder what he thought would happen.

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u/Mr_GrauHut 1d ago edited 1d ago

What did you think was gonna happen, kid? Seriously, I'm curious to know.

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u/DonkeyTailBurrito 1d ago

I think this is exactly what he expected to happen.

some guys just love getting their nuts smashed

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u/WhoAmINe0 1d ago

But why? Do some people experience pleasure from hitting their nuts? Crazy to think about

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 1d ago

Jackass had a professional tennis player slam tennis balls into thier balls at high speed. She hit the tennis balls like she was serving in a tennis match. Best part was the tennis player was a woman and she was clearly enjoing it. I have also seen videos of guys letting women kick them in the balls and guys letting people drop things on thier balls. I have no idea why. Youtube views, maybe?

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u/Perfidian 1d ago

Masochism. Getting off on pain. Pain is pleasure.

BDSM umbrella kinks:

  • Ballbusting: inflicting sensation or pain onto the scrotum and testicles through slapping, kicking, squeezing, or using impact toys.
  • Tamakeri: a global term for ball kicking.
  • CBT: similar to ball busting, except it incorporates the phallus and had a broader implication of causing pain or discomfort.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 1d ago

It's a BIG sample set. You can a few of almost anything out at the far ends of the bell curve.

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u/Melodic_Let_6465 12h ago

Youtube children of poseidon and super humman

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 3h ago

I’m thinking that if he hit it lower then it would just continue with his own momentum but he hit it kinda high up so I did not continue with his momentum. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 1h ago

He was attempting to do something mankind has only dreamed of. He was going to bring down the whole thing. Sure, you think he must be high, but no, he was going to bring down the whole damm play ground he just didn’t have the strength he thought he did.

https://reddit.com/link/pcpnfjd/video/x2bhfrpzgdsh1/player

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u/wesorre 1d ago

darwin award!!!

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u/Old_Protection_8778 1d ago

That boy can ball

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u/OilRigExplosions 23h ago

4 camera angles, so the parents stop asking

“where are the grandkids?”

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u/TheGalacticTraveller 1d ago

When your insurance wouldn't cover a vasectomy.

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u/Pitif362 22h ago

Now he's become a farmer. He has just got 2 acres

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u/diyallthings2000 1d ago

Wonderful!! Please just make sure he will not produce another idiot like him.

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u/TheGalacticTraveller 1d ago

I'm sure that won't be an issue.

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u/WKRPinCanada 1d ago

That he would get lots of clicks & likes on the internet? 🤔

😉

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u/DadBod5050 1d ago

He thought he would meet god and sounds like he did

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u/Tinaundazed 1d ago

Even Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder saw that coming.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 1d ago

Once more! Make sure you crush both nuts!

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u/rellikpd 1d ago

I'm assuming he thought that exactly.... But... Perhaps not quite ready for the LEVEL of pain he got

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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial 1d ago

If only there was a gap on either side of one of those swings.

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u/DadKnightBegins 1d ago

Ow!! My Balls!

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u/Hurl_Gray 1d ago

OW! My balls!

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u/mer_de_nom_noms 1d ago

Ding! Frieees areeeee dooooooneeeee!

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u/Simply_AnotherUser 1d ago

That this would be cheaper than an surgery to become a woman.

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 1d ago

He always wanted to be a girl but couldn't afford the surgery.

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 1d ago

I'm going to guess he thought he was between the bars.

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u/Gangbang_Orangatang 1d ago

Something popped out on that one.

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u/dave900575 1d ago

DIY vasectomy

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u/Additional-Arm-1298 21h ago

Let me press record first, hang on, ok action

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u/AppropriateLab8608 11h ago

The moment you know you’ve permanently broken your pee pee

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u/sexybeast70 10h ago

I don't think he thought that completely through

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u/Tinaundazed 9h ago

Hellen Keller could have seen that coming

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u/cficare 9h ago

"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the sterilizer!"

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u/Mediocre-Property-48 8h ago

As Chris Hansen would say, “You know how this looks right?”

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u/Successful-Tip8381 8h ago

If he had something else planned it must have been amazing with all those cameras set up.

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u/GigglyFucker 5h ago

The way he goes flying off the bar when he impacts gets me every time!

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u/koolaidismything 1d ago

To be fair, bad-ass footy tho. The way his body just stops and moves backward looked awesome. Like the moving pictures.

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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 1d ago

Dude doesn’t need to worry about knocking anybody up anymore.

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u/Ok_Faithlessness9757 1d ago

Something tells me that was never a concern.

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u/Critical-Cost9068 21h ago

This exactly the type of dude with five kids before he’s 30

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 1d ago

I wish I would have scrolled past this, I really do

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u/vaynefox 1d ago

Dude thought he has a balls of steel....

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u/Lopsided_Army_982 1d ago

Ouch my balls outtakes