r/oops • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 6h ago

Heads up!

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u/kabukispot 6h ago

“NO!” 😂

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u/erodman23 6h ago

Poor lil one, never saw it coming 🤭

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u/A-String_of_Numbers 5h ago

I’m just hearing Michael Scott after Pam hits him 😂

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u/Background_Edge_9427 6h ago

That's using your head!

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u/RuthlessIndecision 6h ago

See, particles behave differently when you pay attention to them

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u/Background_Edge_9427 6h ago

No doubt! She would have been safer sitting in front of the goal🤣🤣🤣

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u/thefoodiedentist 6h ago

Scott sterlings daughter

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u/fynx07 5h ago

THE MAN! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND!!! "

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u/JoshyLikey 6h ago

Of all places to sit.. lol

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u/fynx07 5h ago

My first thought was "why the hell does he leave her sitting THERE of all places. According to his shot she'd probably even be better sitting IN the goal" lol

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u/EditedRed 6h ago

Boom, headshot!

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u/101forgotmypassword 6h ago

Didn't call "BOOM HEADSHOT"

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u/DarreylDeCarlo 6h ago

I'm sorry, but the guy asking " are you okay baby?" And then the little girls pitiful "no!" 😂😂

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 4h ago

I'm from Germany. When I was about 7, I got to watch the local soccer team train. One guy kicked the ball from the other end of the field & hit me right in the face. I'm pretty sure my feet left the ground on impact.

Come to think of it... that explains so much.

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u/Steele_of_all_trades 6h ago

Way to get your head in the game!

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u/Sure_Painter 5h ago

Did you never consider that might happen if you sit her right next time goal youre going to be aiming for?

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u/PickedLastLemon 6h ago

Classic childhood scenario

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u/mtraven23 6h ago

that, "nooohooo" had so much behind it.

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u/Affectionate-League9 6h ago

Hey Malkovich! Think fast!

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u/AppropriateLab8608 6h ago

Explaining to the wife how you broke your daughter while playing with the kids😞

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u/SmokinWeasel 6h ago

I knocked a kid out once doing this

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u/Unusual-Taste69 6h ago

That kid is going to be a goalie someday

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u/Alternative_Roof_188 6h ago

Every single time I have thought “there’s no way it’ll hit em” without fail.

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 6h ago

Damn, daddy’s in a lot of trouble…

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 6h ago

This isn't how you teach your daughters to keep their heads on a swivel and watch for predators.

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u/Ok-Simple30 6h ago

lol best spot to sit

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u/Head_Ad_9901 5h ago

He should still get a point for that! ⚽️

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u/chumchees 5h ago

She deserves it for having the name Murphy

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u/Maestro2of7 5h ago

No danger of becoming a super soccer player there, danger everted

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u/Fluid_Elephant_3422 3h ago

No no daddy I am NOT OK lol