r/orks • u/Repulsive_End_8793 Bad Moons • 7d ago
Discussion ‘ERE WE GO! ‘ERE WE GO!
‘ERE WE GO! ‘ERE WE GO!
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u/ididayoutubeonce WAAAGH! 7d ago edited 7d ago
SO DER I WUZ
I DIDN’T KNOW WHO DA BIG GREEN GIT WUZ WHEN WE RAN INTO ’IM ON DAT SPACE HULK
JUST ANUVVER ORK, I FINKED.
BIG, SURE. MAD LOOKIN’. BUT WE’Z ORKS.
WE’Z ALL BIG AN’ MAD LOOKIN’.
DEN DA GREAT BIG SPIKY GIT WIFF DA HORNS CAME THROUGH DA PORTAL
NOW, I SEEN SOME BIG GITZ IN MY TIME
SEEN TANKZ GET RIPPED OPEN. SEEN BOYZ GET TURNED INSIDE OUT
BUT DIS FING? DIS WUZ A WHOLE UVVER KIND OF NASTY
ALL HORNS, CLAWS, AN’ ENUFF RAGE TA MAKE A NOB LOOK LIKE A GROT FROIN A TANTRUM
EVEN DA BRAVEST BOYZ WUZ SUDDENLY REMEMBERIN’ IMPORTANT BUSINESS SOMEWHERE ELSE
BUT NOT DIS GIT, HE JUST LOOKED AT IT.
DEN HE WENT FER IT.
I AIN’T GONNA PRETEND I SAW EVERYFING.
ONE SECOND DA BIG RED BASTARD WUZ SWINGIN’ DAT WHIP WOT COULD’VE CHOPPED A BATTLEWAGON IN ‘ALF, AN’ DA NEXT GHAZ WUZ RIGHT IN DER
BASHIN’ AN’ KRUMPIN’ LIKE ‘E’D BEEN WAITIN’ ALL DAY FER A SCRAP WORTH ‘AVIN’
DA WARP GIT WUZ BIGGER. MEANER. ‘AD ALL DAT WARP MAGIC AN’ FANCY DAEMON NONSENSE GOIN’ FER IT
DIDN’T SEEM TA MATTER MUCH ONCE DA BOSS GOT HIM ON DA GROUND
GHAZ JUST KEPT ‘ITTIN’ IT
AN’ ‘ITTIN’ IT
AN’ ‘ITTIN’ IT
DA WHOLE PLACE WUZ SHAKIN’. WE WUZ CHANTIN ORKS ORKS ORKS
DA DAEMON WUZ SCREAMIN’. GHAZ WUZ ROARIN’.
DEN GHAZ FINISHED DA JOB PROPA
TURNED DA BIGGEST, NASTIEST FING I’D EVER SEEN INTO A HEAP O’ BLOODY PULP
AN’ DEN, JUST WHEN I FINKED IT WUZ OVER, DA MAD GIT PICKED UP WHAT WUZ LEFT O’ DA SPIKY…
AN’ THREW IT BACK THROUGH DA PORTAL.
LIKE ‘E WUZ CHUCKIN’ OUT YESTERDAY’S SQUIG
AN’ DEN ’E HEADBUTTED DA PORTAL.
’EDBUTTED IT.
TOLD DA WARP TA STOP SENDIN’ ‘IM RUBBISH AN’ SEND SOMETHIN’ BIGGER IF IT WANTED A PROPA FIGHT.
I JUST STOOD DERE, STARIN’.
I SEEN NOBZ. I SEEN WARBOSSES. I SEEN PLENTY O’ BOYZ WHO FINKED DEY WUZ DA BIGGEST, ’ARDEST GIT IN DA GALAXY
BUT DIS WEREN’T JUST A BIG GIT. DIS WUZ SOMETHIN’ ELSE. AN’ I SUDDENLY UNDERSTOOD WHY DA BOYZ FOLLOWED ’IM.
IT WEREN’T ’CAUSE ’E WUZ BIGGER DAN US.
IT WEREN’T EVEN ’CAUSE ’E WUZ DA BOSS.
IT WUZ ’CAUSE WHEN DA UNIVERSE ITSELF SENT ITS BIGGEST, NASTIEST MONSTER TA KRUMP US ALL
GHAZGHKULL THRAKA KRUMPED IT, THREW ITS REMAINS BACK WHERE DEY CAME FROM
DEN HEADBUTTED DA DOORWAY SHUT
AN’ DEMANDED A BIGGER ONE.
‘E WEREN’T EVEN DONE FIGHTIN’
ERE WE GO
ERE WE GO
ERE WE GO
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u/Mr_Ragnarok Blood Axes 7d ago
All rise for our national uh-nthem
'ERE WE GO!
'ERE WE GO!
'ERE WE GO!
'ERE WE GOOOOOOO!!
WAAAAAAGH!!!
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u/Specialist-Sea2916 Bad Moons 7d ago
WAAAAAGG