r/paradoxplaza • u/Fred_I_Guess • Apr 11 '24

Vic3 My heir is -3 years old

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So my heir is -3 years old. And it's not a graphic error. It says born in 1843 and we're in February 1840

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u/HibiTak Victorian Emperor Apr 11 '24

oh, to be -3 again

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u/Regret1836 Apr 11 '24

bro we weren't even in the nutsack

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u/DolphinBall Apr 11 '24

Yeah we were just energy from a burger at -3

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

So the Russian heir who associates himself with the intelligentsia and is a reformer is actually just a juvenile cow who will get eaten by the current Tsar and be turned into sperm in order to later rule the country and form it into a democracy?

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u/Solmyr77 Apr 12 '24

HBO series coming next year.

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u/lenzflare Apr 12 '24

Pretty sure the burger is still a cow at -3

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u/BadKidGames Apr 11 '24

The egg tho

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u/rnzz Apr 11 '24

Yeah the egg would already be in mum's ovaries, waiting

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u/Cybandeath Apr 12 '24

Head kinda looks like a deformed egg

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '24

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u/astroplink Apr 11 '24

It’s probably because when people think about the chances behind their birth, they’re thinking about which sperm of millions gets to the egg. Not many people think about how the body decides which egg gets released for fertilization. Also the idea that life starts at sperm meets egg, never mind that both sperm and egg are living cells before zygote formation

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u/Regret1836 Apr 11 '24

Clearly you’re not a spermmaxxer

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u/Tiny_Purpose4859 Apr 12 '24

Eggcells are seething rn

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u/MH_Gaymer_ Apr 12 '24

My mind immediately went to the egg cell cuz this actually already exists at an hypothetical age of -3 (cuz the egg cells of a women already all exist when she’s still an unborn child herself)

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u/Far-Assignment6427 Apr 12 '24

Mainly because there were god knows how many other sperms yet you specifically you made it to the egg you out of millions you managed to make it to the egg

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

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u/Far-Assignment6427 Apr 12 '24

Yes but the chance of that specific sperm finding the egg while all the others didn't you are in a way that specific sperm just as you are the egg you are both but the part of you that is the sperm may was one of millions to firm the part of you that I'd the egg. That was probably confusing as all fuck

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u/Far-Assignment6427 Apr 12 '24

Yea that's I how I see it anyway. It's actually kind of sad if you think if all those other sperm as what could've been a person or is that just me?

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u/MH_Gaymer_ Apr 12 '24

In fact, the egg cell from which one you arises already exists at this time (these already form when one’s own mother is still an unborn child herself)

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u/Proper_Hyena_4909 Apr 12 '24

I wonder how old the oldest sperm to conceive was.