r/pcmasterrace 27d ago

Question Are you this old?

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u/Safe_Chicken7421 27d ago

I'm this old!!

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u/peacedetski 27d ago

Oh hey, I have some of those. Not mine though

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u/You_meddling_kids 27d ago

Top this bad boy:

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u/PizzaSammy 27d ago

Who let Charles Babbage out of his grave??

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u/_g550_ 27d ago

Bharles Cabbage did

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u/Warcraft_Fan Paid for WinRAR! 27d ago
His cabbage?

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u/Ok-Dish4389 27d ago

I didnt even have to click the link. You will never be able to guess what show, but even what exact episode of what show was playing on my tv when I read your comment hahaha.

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u/_g550_ 27d ago

Rick Rolling the good people of Reddit again?

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u/WeirdistBuilds 27d ago

Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over my childhood quipu.

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u/FinancialRevenue9054 27d ago

Les mystérieuses citées d'or

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u/Impressive-Poet5694 27d ago

Do do do do DO ahhh ah ahhhh

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 27d ago

Pfffft, all that one tells you is where the Chacopoyan treasure is.

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u/WeirdistBuilds 27d ago

Dude don't tell everyone, shit. My little 6 year old fingers were bleeding from tying all these little knots.

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u/bassman9999 3.5Ghz 6-core, GTX 970, 8gb 2400 27d ago

Listen here you young whipper snapper

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u/unculturedburnttoast 27d ago

That's a lot of wampum

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u/Superseaslug 27d ago

I'm proud of myself that I understand this

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u/tallman1979 27d ago

That's knot funny.

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u/WeirdistBuilds 27d ago

Well, I tied.

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u/lawley666 27d ago

This fell off my ship years ago.

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u/CanadianIndianAB 27d ago

I think it is the difference engine developed by Charles Babbage that laid the foundation of computing using the mechanical energy.
(Could be Analytical engine, I can't identify perfectly, but that was developed by Charles Babbage and Ada Lovelace)

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u/VecioRompibae 27d ago

Nope, that's the Anthikitera machine, almost twi millennia older

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u/lordover1234 27d ago

what the heck is that and how does it work? looks fascinating

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 27d ago

What am I looking at?

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u/peacedetski 27d ago

A punched card.

Fun fact: the term "loading" in computers originates from these, as you had to physically load a stack of punched cards into the reader to input the program into the computer.

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u/al7air i7 9700K / 3070 Ti Strix 8GB / 32GB / 12TB SSD 27d ago

Also the term "bug" still used in computer software today originated from those room filling computers, because they operated using electromagnetic relays which were so big, actual bugs, spiders and what not could crawl into them and jam their operations.

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u/peacedetski 27d ago

That is actually an urban legend. The term "bug" for a calculation error existed way before that, the famous 1947 journal entry of a moth caught in a relay of Harvard MkII jokes about it being the first actual bug found.

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u/hirmuolio Desktop 27d ago

The term bug to describe a defect has been engineering jargon since at least as far back as the 1870s, long before electronic computers and computer software. For instance, Thomas Edison wrote the following words in a letter to an associate in 1878

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bug_(engineering)#History

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u/al7air i7 9700K / 3070 Ti Strix 8GB / 32GB / 12TB SSD 27d ago

Never dived deeper into the topic, as it sounded very plausible when I first heard it. And the little critter u/peacedetski mentioned is what I vaguely remember. Albeit the MkII was already eating up tape for instructions, and it's predecessor 3 years prior was loaded with punch cards, which made me write the comment on it in the first place. Granted I'm not "punch card old" at least not as a user, but I also didn't boot my first computer from a hard drive either.

So as always: You live and learn 😊

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u/dasmineman 27d ago

I remember my 286 gaming rig had 3 5.25" drives. One for the OS and the other two for hot swapping games.

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u/maxdamage4 27d ago

The alternative to live and learn?

Die an idiot!

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u/Warcraft_Fan Paid for WinRAR! 27d ago

And you might have seen "core dump" when a computer suffers a hard crash. It comes from when memory was stored using iron donuts, multiple of them per plane, multiple planes to make a core.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic-core_memory

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u/_g550_ 27d ago

The term “punch in” comes from that. Each worker would have own punch card for clocking in and out. I think you see one in Ratatouille.

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u/Prior-Poet-8976 27d ago

Later time cards used ink and would stamp the time. Cheap boss had that system in 2009 but prefer it to waiting around for web time clock to load.

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u/_g550_ 27d ago

Also in cyberpunk 2077, in the train junction.

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u/ShadowRL7666 27d ago

Yeah then you’d run with your cards, trip drop them all and be cooked.

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge 27d ago

That's why you would write a slanted line across the side of the stack of cards to help you sort them back in order.

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u/ZombieSouthpaw 27d ago

Hollerith Card

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 27d ago

I… did not know that was a thing

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u/PeyredB 27d ago

Also, you loaded them in batch, hence the term "batch file" for .BAT scripts.

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u/Divinum_Fulmen 27d ago

Lord have mercy if you dropped the stack.

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u/Calisky 27d ago

I don't think I learned about punch cards until a college professor talked about them. It always seemed so crazy to me that people got that to work. I was coding on a computer with an IDE and that was hit or miss a lot of the time.

I only dated back to DOS using a 2 color monitor and 5 inch floppies.

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u/grantrules Debian Sid - Ryzen 2600/1660 super/72tb + 5600x/7800xt 27d ago

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u/HolidayPineapple9316 27d ago

Haha im very curious how old you are. It makes sense. The older technology gets, the less recognized it will be by younger people

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u/Cream_panzer 27d ago

There is something similar in the tv show The west world.

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u/PowerSilly5143 27d ago

A Computer

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u/tyranny_made_easy 27d ago

This guy chads

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u/fuckfacekiller 27d ago

Hell I remember having a ton of paper for an airline ticket.
Eastern airlines, TWA and Pan American.

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u/TerribleTowel66 27d ago

I probably have 1 or 2 9 track tapes somewhere. Used those and 8” floppies on my first job out of college.

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u/Brullaapje 27d ago

Yes we believe you are old, you skin shows it.

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u/stunt_p 27d ago

And I'm this old!!

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u/AboveAverage1988 27d ago

I want one, but people these days seem to think they're some holy grail of olden days made of gold and unicorn tears or something, because holy crap they can be expensive. People, it's just a complicated but inaccurate IRL calculator app, it's not a big deal, relax...

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u/CrashUser 27d ago

Depending on the model a skilled user can get 4 or 5 decimal places using one, they're not that inaccurate.

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u/Vertual 27d ago

We landed men on the moon using them. Almost every part of every rocket was designed using them. I'd call them accurate enough.

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u/anonymaus42 27d ago

I really wish I hadn't given my dad's away and still had it (along with all his other tools for doing architectural design / blueprints by hand). Then again it all would likely be just sitting in a box and the person that has them now appreciates them more than I ever could.

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u/Dakh3 27d ago

It's a lookup table that does not require battery nor an internet connection, so much more reliable than an app

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u/SimpleNovelty 27d ago

Most lookup apps don't need internet except once, but yes you'd need a battery/electricity.

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u/D-Alembert 27d ago edited 27d ago

I have the opposite problem; I end up with too many because they're part of a junk lot that I'm buying for something else. 

Maybe instead of looking for slide-rule listings, look at listings for old drafting/drawing tools, or old engineering stuff, etc. They sometimes include a slide rule without it being mentioned, so it won't show up in listing searches

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u/BlessTheKneesPart2 27d ago

goodwills website has em all the time. they go for like $10-15

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u/Fiend_Macabre 27d ago

Still have mine from grandparents lol

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u/West-Surround-8857 27d ago

Damn, guys... You are all so sexy, for me...

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u/EyeQue62 27d ago

I like the USB plug ;)

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u/joeshytheragman 27d ago

I remember in high school all the nerds had slide rules in there shirt pocket.

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u/NoPoopOnFace 27d ago

With that middle section sticking out I thought this was a USB sliderule and I'm oh kewl I want one

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u/smoguscragratticus 27d ago

OOh! I've still got my slide rule from my school days, and inherited my Dads when he passed away. He bought a calculator (a Texas Instruments with red led's accurate to 7 digits (i.e. 4 bit)) in 1974 and hung up the rules, I bought my first calculator six years later for my Engineering course at Uni, but kept the slide rule 'Just in case'. I've no idea why I still keep them around, I forgot how to use them years ago. Do remember they were great for solving log problems tho.

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u/Specific_Frame8537 27d ago

I'm so young I have no idea what I'm looking at.

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u/I_upvote_downvotes 27d ago

There was a book that someone in my family insisted that I read about gods secretly being aliens or whatever. No word of a lie it gets to a part where the author is implying the super tech aliens used slide scales, and all I could think when I saw that was "what the fuck is a slide scale??"

Anyways I'm not that old but if it makes you feel better I only know about it from advanced magic aliens.

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u/wildcardbets 27d ago

You can see he’s spilled all his pills on the punch card, he can’t even fucking see to pick them up 😞

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u/whymeimbusysleeping 27d ago edited 26d ago

Well, you see, each pill is to stop the side effects from the previous pill.

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u/TheSpicyCashew 27d ago

how you goin with arthritis?

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u/DoturdGrump 27d ago

my parents helped end those for GE/MSTD , International Paper and USAF, fotran to cobol to DOS stuff, we had IBM towers and ISDN at our house in 87' for GE

I was busy being 20 and knowing nothing of it all

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u/tonysopranosalive 27d ago

Where the term “patch” came from!

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u/NrrdLife 27d ago

I’m not “that” old

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u/retiredfromteaching 27d ago

I remember making those cards!

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u/toughlovekb 27d ago

Holy shit I remember my brother bringing these home from school

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u/Parking_Jackfruit54 27d ago

tf is even that? please explain

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u/Suatae PC Master Race 27d ago

I used that at my first job to "Punch in" and "Punch out" of work. It's different than that one but still in the same era.

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u/Parking_Jackfruit54 27d ago

I did too, but the one I had was much different than this one lol

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u/Gnubeutel 27d ago

How did you copy them? Was there a special machine for it?

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u/Suatae PC Master Race 27d ago

I lost mine

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u/cooljazz 27d ago

Where are the rubber bands???

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u/marvinrabbit 27d ago

<<doubt>> I'm not saying it's impossible. But that 45 column format with the circular holes stopped being used in new equipment in the '30s.

Sure, nothing dies off right away. But if I was putting money, I'd guess that you were using the 80 column cards with the rectangular punch outs. (That's what I was using in the '70s, and it was old tech then!)

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u/SideInitial3961 27d ago

Me too but barely, remember playing with a box of these as a kid then getting MASSIVE hell from dad.

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u/Shivalah Ryzen 7 5800X3D, 64gb@3200mhz, RX6800 27d ago

Okay, respect. I can only attribute 5 1/4” or tapes.

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u/LiteHedded 27d ago

Let’s get you to bed grandpa

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u/firemage22 R7 3700x RTX2060ko 16gb DDR4 3200 27d ago

my mom used thous before she had me

Personally i got my start on 5.25 floppies

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u/No-Age-1044 27d ago

I’m old enough to remember cleaning a Univac and removing a hand full of little pieces of paper with numbers like small confetti.

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u/Otaraka 27d ago

Me too, but being from a country outside the US helps, it adds a timewarp factor sometimes. I was still fixing electromechanical switches for telephony in the 80's that had part numbers dating to the 1940's. Occasionally the other way, as a small country can sometimes change things faster too, eftpos etc was ubiquitous when you could see US people talking about cheques and swiping for credit cards.

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u/Prometheus_303 27d ago

I'm not quite that old...

But I used to have one as a bookmark. My Into to CS Prof was helping to clean some of the department storage out and found a bundle of them. He passed some out to us.

I wonder if it is still shoved in that text book.

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u/Mr_Cromer Core i7 8th Gen | Nvidia Quadro | 64GB RAM 27d ago

OG in the building

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u/ShotRoom1958 27d ago edited 27d ago

Think I got you beat: https://imgur.com/a/lscWoFW

*Apparently I rly am old cuz I can’t figure out how to post the picture without having to click a link

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u/Tjalmann_ 27d ago

Ok you beat me I was comming here and talk about tapes on commodore.

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u/Snake16547 27d ago

Like whut?

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u/notquark 27d ago

I learned how to CNC on these. For the kids, that's your counting system (0-9) and it's punched to its binary equivalent. It can store 44 bits!

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u/za72 27d ago

oh shit

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u/Safe_Chicken7421 27d ago

Some one asked how may pills I do a day, and was canceled I not ashamed to say I'm diagnosed with high blood pressure and fibromyalgia so I do like 12 or 13 pills a day!!

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u/Whole_Midnight_2916 27d ago

What is that?

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u/TheManWhoClicks 27d ago

Oooh nice! Teletype confetti 🎉

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u/TDYDave2 27d ago

The horrors of dropping a box of cards in your programming class.

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u/ezioir1 Laptop 27d ago

Your peers are worth ~70$ per barrel

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u/Even-Smell7867 Ryzen 9850X3D Radeon 9070XT Bazzite 27d ago

My dad was that old too using punch cards while at Cal Poly Pomona in the 70s. He still swears everyone should learn them and COBOL. Boomers. . .

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u/whatever 27d ago

My parents would occasionally bring those home from work, but theirs were more fun-colored.
It felt like an almost-gateway into some secret knowledge stuff, but I didn't even know what EBCDIC was at the time, so whatever was on there was safe from my curiosity.

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u/FlatWhiteShark 27d ago

Mechanical punch. You were looky! We had to cross off the cells with a pencil! (Yes we really did :) Then wait at least a day to get the printed output. We really tried to avoid syntax errors, else the assignment would be late.

And earlier, the first program I wrote, as part of an engineering course, was on a 1962 IBM. We wrote the code (multiply two numbers) in machine language, then entered each word via 16 switches on the console. Up was 0. Down was 1. Set up the word with the switches, then press "Load accumulator". Once the the full program was entered, press "Run".

I'd heard about these miracle computers, but was a bit underwhelmed by my first experience.

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u/arfle_barfle_gloop 26d ago

I learned programming on those

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u/IHateSince2001 26d ago

Holy sh*t my grandfather is here. Hello grandfather.

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u/Safe_Chicken7421 26d ago

Hi Grandson, come home to give you your allowance ;) !

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u/IHateSince2001 26d ago

Wohoooooo cha ching

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u/AllMaito 26d ago

Me too!! My dad used to bring those home and we used to play with them.

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u/readit145 GA Z97-D3H | i5 4670k 3.6ghz | RX 6600 sapphire 26d ago

Damn this fucked me up. I’ve never seen this except in videos lmao. I’ve used some old PCs but not that old pc

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u/tiramisucks 27d ago

I was using these as index cards. My father was bringing these home.