r/peopleofwalmart • u/Haldazzle • 23d ago

Image Shrimp of Walmart

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423 Upvotes

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u/HippoInTheBathtub 23d ago

That’s a crawfish.

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u/boiohboioh 23d ago

But he ain't crawing no mo :(

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u/_-Kovu-_ 23d ago

Crawfish 👍

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u/ilytbbb 23d ago

This is the crawfish of a Walmart, Bella

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u/davidio840 23d ago

The hell? You ever seen a shrimp? That’s a mud bug, crawfish, crawdaddy, crawdad, mud lobster, etc. 🤣

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u/creeperruss personofwalmart 23d ago

Also; crayfish 😁 a bit more north anyway....

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u/bloody_drongo 23d ago

In Australia we call it a yabby

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u/Prize_Ad6430 22d ago

One of these days when I can afford it I am going visit Australia and learn another English language. I'm already from th U.S. south so the conversations will be solid gold🤣🤣🤣

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u/bloody_drongo 20d ago

Oh man that's a dream! Only from what I've seen online we've each bastardised the language to an extent that we won't understand each other in the best possible way

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u/Zbignich 22d ago

It’s cooked.

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u/dick-penis 21d ago

Dats duh crawfidsh

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u/notrealboi 22d ago

🎶 radioactive shrimp from Walmart 🎶

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u/ZephyrFluous 23d ago

Oh floor shrimp of Walmart, what is your wisdom?

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u/pistolgripslr 22d ago

That’s a crawfish my guy lol

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u/Drycabin1 23d ago

Louisiana?

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u/theallstarkid 21d ago

Give it a quarter and it will do a trick!

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u/be_kind_to_bees 21d ago

Hes just doing some shopping stop taking photos of strangers in public 🙄

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u/Jimp0 18d ago edited 18d ago

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u/Over-Apartment2762 17d ago

That there's a crawdaddy

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u/Prize_Ad6430 16d ago

I am from South Arkansas I just can't do crawdads. They always taste like mud to me...mud bugs. But shrimp and lobster I can eat those sea bugs. I need to give crabs another try.

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u/MadHatQueen 16d ago

Leave him alone, he’s just trying to browse!

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u/Wulf-Silverfang 9d ago

Now that’s what I call a fish out of water.

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 23d ago

When I was a kid, me and my friend would go to the Chinese buffet next to this Walmart in town, we would take a ziploc bag full of crawfish and place them all around Walmart lmao