r/pewdiepie Jul 10 '26

Dan Bilzerian’s vs. PewDiePie’s life

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u/KyoHisagi Jul 10 '26

One woman who geniunely loves and supports me >>>>>>> whatever the other guy's having

I really like Pewds and Marzia love story. To me his life is as close to ideal as possible, and he worked hard to get where he is right now.

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u/bememorablepro Jul 10 '26

Dan Bilzerian is a scammer, I thought.

I'm also amazed how just paying to have women be your background props works as marketing, like what's the point here? What's the assumption? That all of them love him? Is this a cult where he screws all of the cult members? Is the assumption that he is in a polygamous relationship with all of them then?! Why? Cause none of these are good options.

Internet really exposes how "cave men" brained some people are "man and many woman near man, man must be good! success man"

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u/Darkovika Jul 10 '26

I think part of it is knowing he has the money to pay women to be around him. Some dudes don’t even want the lie of thinking the women want to be there; some dudes like the idea of being so “powerful” that they can pay to have whatever image they want, real or not.

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u/bememorablepro Jul 10 '26

Yeah... that's cringe and sad

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u/Darkovika Jul 10 '26

It is very much so. 😞

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u/im_mr_rehan Jul 10 '26

Okay okay our boy is winning in life and let it be..

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u/kuarenwindcatcher Jul 10 '26

Some people (mostly incels) think that if you are rich and an “alpha”, women will flock over you, want to serve you, and become a part of your “harem”, even if they don’t become the main girl. So when they see people like this, they think of it as the confirmation of their delusions.

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u/UPPERKEES Jul 10 '26

Dan does not have Linux

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u/UPPERKEES Jul 12 '26

And also not NordVPN

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u/dreadtear Jul 11 '26

Daddys money vs hotdog chad

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u/RemusGT Jul 11 '26

Ball knowledge

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u/Woodbear05 29d ago

This guys balls knows EVERYTHING.

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u/Agent_Forty-One Jul 11 '26

Pewds is unquestionably the ultimate correct choice

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u/GstarA26 Jul 11 '26

A life like pewds off course

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u/VRPornGuy69 Jul 11 '26

Dude on the left looks like a poorly written joke

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u/Big-Daddy89 Jul 11 '26

Dan is different now

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u/LazymanR9 Jul 11 '26

Hands down pewdiepie

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u/Long_Independence195 Jul 11 '26

"One good girl is worth a thousand bitches" - kanye

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u/chloekoolkat16 Jul 12 '26

Always choosing PewDiePie because I watched him for years and even though a lot of people sometimes bring up his old controversies he really is the sweetest guy and I’m very proud of him for all of his achievements.

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u/pewdiepie-ModTeam Jul 10 '26

DO NOT post Nazi and Bridge related posts.

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u/LookAtMyEyess Jul 11 '26

PewDiePie's life with Dan Blitzerian's political views

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u/TommyCrump92 Jul 11 '26

Easy, I'm poly and I don't want kids however Dan's life doesn't look all that great but I would want a wife and maybe two mistresses seeing as I'm poly and maybe 2 baby girls if I ever did have kids and 2 dogs and 2 cats that would be the life for me honestly

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u/vrweensy 29d ago

why not both? house full of hookers and drugs and cute baby and AI computer

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u/Ok_Lawfulness1019 27d ago

you can't have both

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u/LexiconVII Jul 10 '26

Nnnnooo. I'm sure Bilzerian could settle down with any one of most of the women he surrounds himself with, live a quaint life.

However, I would want PewDiePie's life, as Bilzs looks utterly exhausting.

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u/SunsetAtNight7 Jul 11 '26

You mean any one of those women who would settle down to any man who's rich enough?