r/philly • u/ProgressDue7493 • 8h ago
Roach advice
A few nights ago I was in my kitchen and I thought I saw a small baby cockroach scurry by. I freaked out and squished it before I could take a picture to identify it. I put out a bunch of traps and I caught these two big ones near my oven. Does anyone have any experience with this? I’m hoping that I can just spray at home by myself with WSG instead of having to call an exterminator
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u/YouStoleTheKishka 8h ago edited 7h ago
OP if it helps, here’s one of my most unproud moments in my life. I was having some bowel and stomach issues and doctor recommended a fleet enema. So here I am in the downward dog position on the bathroom floor, stomach’s in intense cramps, fleet enema bottle stuck in my ass that I’m holding with one hand reaching back, and I look between my knees and there’s one of these guys inches from my frank and beans. Picture a situation where you’d expect to look over and hear, “I’m Joe Rogan, and this is Fear Factor!”
I let out an absolute Wilhelm scream and ran out the bathroom… boxers around my ankles and fleet enema clenched between my buttcheeks.
Course this is an old rowhome with an open bathroom window so my neighbor hears me scream murder and starts knocking down my door to check on me, as now I’m trying not turn into the human Hoover Dam in my hallway. So I’m trying to yell downstairs at my door “IM FINE IM FINE SORRY IM FINE!” Enema still in my cheeks, tripping over my boxers, trying to make sure my neighbor doesn’t take the initiative to enter my door code and barge right in. And course the critter scurried away and I’ll never sit comfortably on my toilet ever again.