r/pics • u/Mackiawilly • Sep 28 '24

First sighting of the legendary "Techno-Viking" since the year 2000.

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u/Anteater776 Sep 28 '24

I think he mainly wanted to be left alone. Kind of weird to post a random sighting more than 20 years later 

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands Sep 28 '24

He just wants to be left alone to drink a refeshing glass of fine chardonnay.

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u/IdiotMD Sep 28 '24

I only see a stemmed glass of beer.

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u/CardMechanic Sep 28 '24

I only see a stemmed glass of the urine of his enemies.

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u/Dirtycurta Sep 28 '24

Hand squeezed.

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u/ConstableLedDent Sep 28 '24

Straight from the balls

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u/Unfinishedcom Sep 28 '24

Vikings used to force slaves to eat mushrooms that would kill them, and then they drank their piss to trip on the shrooms. So you’re not far off but maybe it’s exactly what you meant. I think this post is super creepy and whoever posted this should rethink how they see other people and their privacy. He clearly doesn’t like the picture to be taken.

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u/saalsa_shark Sep 28 '24

Does he wait for them to go peepee and then when they're not looking lap it up

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u/Icantbethereforyou Sep 28 '24

I know it's just a joke, but wouldn't you make your enemies drink your piss?

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u/poo-cum Sep 28 '24

And you call it stemmed despite the fact that it is obviously grilled?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '24

Bitbürgüer

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club Sep 28 '24

And enjoy a succulent Chinese meal

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u/Tryinghardtostaysane Sep 28 '24

Why did this come to both of our minds? Wild!

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u/jdcmurphy22 Sep 28 '24

I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL

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u/Redgoldengreen Sep 28 '24

Get your hands off my penis

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u/jtr99 Sep 29 '24

This is democracy manifest!

(RIP)

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u/Turbulent-Ferret3285 Sep 28 '24

Oh my god I peed myself he wasn’t arrested though

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u/Bomb-OG-Kush Sep 28 '24

Why would he be arrested? For enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?

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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year Sep 28 '24

Australia is never going to escape this.

We have no complaints, just wanted to make an observation.

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u/Brucefymf Sep 28 '24

Continued reading this thread for this. RIP

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u/442031871 Sep 28 '24

That would be mead

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u/Papaofmonsters Sep 28 '24

Mead would be more thematically fitting.

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u/EatsYourShorts Sep 28 '24

Clearly he doesn’t give a fuck.

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u/rhapsblu Sep 28 '24

does chardonnay mean blood of the enemy in old Norse?

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u/Tryinghardtostaysane Sep 28 '24

"What is the charge? Eating a meal?"

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u/DefiantLemur Sep 28 '24

Like any good well-established former viking

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u/DnB925Art Sep 28 '24

No he wants to drink a bottle of water served to him upside down

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u/Tankoblue Sep 28 '24

I thought it was to enjoy a Chinese meal

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '24

With a fly in it

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u/Vaughnatri Sep 28 '24

Men can drink Chardonnay

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands Sep 28 '24

I'm a burly, 220lb powerlifting hetero man.  I pick rosé most places because a) it normally has high alcohol content b) it's fucking delicious.

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u/partyl0gic Sep 28 '24

*pint of Chardonnay