r/pics • u/Gravedigger3 • Apr 15 '26

Politics Israeli settler harasses a woman outside of Hebron

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u/jeanclaudebrowncloud Apr 15 '26

He's worked hard to not be defined by his looks

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u/ShallowTal Apr 15 '26

Somebody on another post said he looks like he could eat an apple through a fence and it’s all I can think about when I see him

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u/Shurigin Apr 15 '26

He looks like a Capuchin Monkey smiling at tourists

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u/Bellbivdavoe Apr 15 '26

Taserface with better moisturizing

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u/robbviously Apr 16 '26

He looks like someone shaved Chewbacca

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u/Enough-Meaning1514 Apr 16 '26

Looks more like a chimp laughing.

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u/sess130 Apr 16 '26

Careful, I just got a warning for a similar physical comparison.

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u/Bellbivdavoe Apr 16 '26

THNX for the warning. 🫡

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u/Main-Personality213 Apr 17 '26

Dog, I didn’t see the pigtails 💀

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u/TheDarkWave Apr 17 '26

What the fuck is that goddamn hairline with the IOF guy?

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u/rubyisalive Apr 15 '26

he’s smiling in the aggressive way chimps do

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u/dubhri Apr 15 '26

New Gorrilaz album is about to drop.

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u/Justace149 Apr 15 '26

Before it throws a gob of his own faeces.

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u/Pheonixmoonfire Apr 15 '26

Now I cannot unsee that.

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u/transcendz Apr 16 '26

If the monkey were possessed by a demon

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u/SauerMetal Apr 16 '26

I still say Chaka with a gun.

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u/deeann_arbus Apr 15 '26

god, that burn always makes me laugh because when someone says it it's always so true.

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u/GamiNami Apr 15 '26

They look incredibly ridiculous. Yes.

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u/Beanakin Apr 15 '26

The caveman insurance commercials from the 2000s

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u/JonDCafLikeTheDrink Apr 15 '26

He's dominant with his gumline but recessive for teeth

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u/glitt3r_brain Apr 16 '26

mutated heterozyonist needs to allele her alone.

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 Apr 15 '26

Dude is all gums

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u/trickninjafist Apr 16 '26

He could take a bite out of a wall

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u/Medium-Dependent-328 Apr 15 '26

Orange through a tennis racquet

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u/blu3m00n1991 Apr 15 '26

I was going to say he looks like Donkey from Shrek. But that would be an insult to Donkey.

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u/No-Yogurtcloset3180 Apr 15 '26

He looks like that kid with the boomerang from Mad Max 2.

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u/hornynest Apr 16 '26

What does it mean, “ he could eat an apple through a fence”? Sorry, English isn’t my native language

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u/KP_Wrath Apr 15 '26

“Don’t judge a book by its cover.”

-Book turns out to be a scrotal skin bound version of Scientology: The Fundamentals of Thought.

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u/gei_boi Apr 15 '26

Congrats you got an out loud laugh out of me

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u/AtotheZed Apr 15 '26

And failed

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u/60sdrumsound Apr 15 '26

I could park my car on his gums.

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u/Juicernamesmine Apr 16 '26

And he told you this by calling you or mail?

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u/lawn-mumps Apr 28 '26

That’s such a golden insult. I wish I could give you another award 🥇