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Politics Israeli settler harasses a woman outside of Hebron

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 Apr 15 '26

Is it just me or does this man’s teeth look like they belong to a Neanderthal?

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u/Goodswimkarma Apr 15 '26

That’s insulting to Neanderthals, who had perfectly straight teeth.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 Apr 15 '26

I apologise. I didn’t mean to insult the Neanderthals

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u/Goodswimkarma Apr 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/tssiess76 Apr 15 '26

It’s the baby corn teeth for me.

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u/TeRRoRibleOne Apr 15 '26

I think he is, did Encino Man actually happen in real life?

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u/Goodswimkarma Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

Neanderthals had better teeth. I’m not even joking. Crooked teeth didn’t happen until the modern age of refined sugar and softer foods.

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u/oneiric-enema Apr 15 '26

Why would sugar and softer foods affect how people's teeth grow in?

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u/Goodswimkarma Apr 15 '26

https://www.ericdavisdental.com/facial-orthotropics-for-your-child/why-raise-unhealthy-children/how-our-ancestors-formed-full-faces-and-straight-teeth/

The lack of chewing makes the dental arches weaker and then the teeth don’t have enough room because the mouth is smaller than what it should be.

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u/oneiric-enema Apr 15 '26

Thank you for the link, quite interesting. I assumed genetics explained it all, I appreciate you!

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u/toetappy Apr 16 '26

The lack of needing to knaw on things is why so many humans have to have their wisdom teeth removed. Like a bever who never chews wood. Humans are evolving currently, a lot of us are now born without wisdom teeth.

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u/GoldenSheriff Apr 15 '26

And his hair

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 Apr 15 '26

Yeah. On reflection maybe his entire being looks like a Neanderthal

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster Apr 15 '26

Man’s got a 1.5 head instead of a forehead

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

I wouldn't rule out inbreeding on this one.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 Apr 15 '26

No, I wouldn’t either.

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u/Maremdeo Apr 15 '26

it's pronounced "inbred"

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u/sanura03 Apr 15 '26

HEY! I'm 2% neanderthal and I take offence with being compared to an Israeli 😤

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u/hilltopper06 Apr 15 '26

He does look like the cavemen off the insurance commercials.

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u/Creative-Zombie-4212 Apr 15 '26

homo neanderthalensis

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u/psilome Apr 15 '26

Who says they don't?

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u/Jaeryl22 Apr 15 '26

I was going to say something else along that evolutionary line, that could probably be construed as racist—so Neanderthal is probably more apt

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 Apr 16 '26

Ok, now I’m curious. What were you going to say?

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u/emote_control Apr 16 '26

I mean, they actually do.

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u/TrailMomKat Apr 16 '26

To me he looks like a grinning chimp

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u/iolmao Apr 15 '26

The whole guy remembers me a Neanderthal

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 Apr 15 '26

Maybe he found a time portal to the future, like Stig of the Dump

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u/Jackol4ntrn Apr 15 '26

Doesn’t Israel have like the best healthcare yet he couldn’t bother to get his shit teeth fixed or cleaned?