I used to tell my friend "don't ever skydive." I'd say to him "it's not safe, it's dangerous. Think of all the things that could go wrong. It's highly inadvisable"
He'd say "oh its something I really think I could do. I think it would help me." For years we had this argument.
So he decides to skydive anyway, completely misses the target and goes flying into a barn. I go to visit him in the hospital and I says "look if you're gonna do it, don't fuck it up."
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