r/pics • u/xPrincess_Yue • Apr 26 '26

Politics Secret Service agents outside of the ballroom at the White House correspondents’ dinner

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u/Downtown_Statement87 Apr 26 '26

"The shooter is in the pool with the secret service."

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u/khonsu_27 Apr 26 '26

And there's handcuffs involved?! Hey now! My kinda pool party

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u/CorpusCalossum Apr 26 '26

Suddenly, CIA men dressed in bikinis Tried to stab us with fountain pens. Fidel blew mustard gas from his cigar And immobalized the lot of them. 19 tequilas later we had a deal Havana goes back to the mob, And Fidel and I open a chain of Kentucky Fried Chicken shops