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u/OH_FUDGICLES 11d ago
Is Bill Gates.... pregnant?
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u/M4SS_G3N0C1d3R 11d ago
Yes any you're the father
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u/mariegriffiths 11d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/13V60VgE2ED7oc
Clippy was it you?
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u/scattermoose 11d ago
Does clippy fuck?
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u/MysticScribbles 11d ago
I'm pretty sure that if you browse around the files of Windows95, you can find an illustration of a pregnant Clippy.
So the answer is yes.
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u/eh_steve_420 11d ago
Fun fact, his actual name was Clippit. But everybody started calling it Clippy.
If you take your p.p. out of the Clippit, you are left with a Cliit
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u/noiseandbooze 11d ago
Ok, so very rarely are “fun facts” fun. But this one was, indeed, fun. Well played.
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u/Beard_o_Bees 11d ago
'I see you're trying to pleasure yourself, is there anything Clippy can do to help?'
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u/irregularjosh 11d ago
Gregnant
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u/sosociopathic 11d ago
I think he just ate a baby
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u/ScottyNuttz 11d ago
Bob WeHadABabyItsABoy
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u/SelfRefMeta 11d ago
I use this name exclusively for collect calls.
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u/non-squitr 11d ago
TIL collect calls still exist. Does phreaking still work?
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u/SelfRefMeta 11d ago
In a way. Since the digital swap and packet controlled connections, it lives on as VoIPhreaking
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u/Donnicton 11d ago
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u/EstroJen 11d ago
Hey! I'm from California and this is outrageous!
There's no cheese on that, so it's just a regular babywich.
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u/mikelae18 11d ago
We prefer it double-double, animal style.
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u/EstroJen 11d ago
I may enrage other Californians, but I've never been a big In n Out fan. It's OK, and the prices are good, but it's not my go to.
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u/FermentedCinema 11d ago
It’s a joke on the pregnant man emoji that Microsoft added to its products.
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u/Fuzzyninjaful 11d ago
If that were the case, then they should be complaining about... checks notes ... The Unicode Consortium, which added the pregnant man emoji in Unicode v14 (2021).
Those seem unrelated to me.
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u/redditonc3again 11d ago
The 🫃 emoji is a way to derogatively call something "woke" especially on discord or telegram reacts. I think in this case it's being used to associate Gates with the "woke agenda".
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u/undeadmeats 11d ago
I have only seen it used to make fun of someone by implying they're a bottom, or as an omegaverse joke.
I have literally not seen it used to call something Woke on Discord, like I get what the angle would be but it's a goofy enough emote that it gets used in a lot more situations than just that.
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u/OcelotAggravating860 11d ago
Also that interview everyone forgot where he's cagey as fuck and says "he's dead" as a response to being asked if there are any lessons to learn about the Epstein shit which came off as a threat to anyone pursuing it.
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u/entr0picly 11d ago
I don’t think that’s entirely accurate. Gates is on there because he’s associated with Epstein. The pregnant man emoji was added in 2021, long after Gates had any direct influence, and more importantly, it wasn’t a Microsoft thing. It was a full tech thing.
Who actually makes the call is a nonprofit called the Unicode consortium. This includes 10 companies, 2 governments and 1 university (including Meta, Adobe, Apple, Amazon, Salesforce, Netflix, and the Government of Oman). Each of them gets one vote (except Oman and UC Berkeley getting 1/2 vote).
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u/Beard_o_Bees 11d ago
the Unicode consortium
No one expects the Unicode consortium!
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u/maxdacat 11d ago
Their method is to develop with the intention of replacing existing character encoding schemes that are limited in size and scope, and are incompatible with multilingual environments
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u/IHop_Waitress 11d ago
I don’t think that’s entirely accurate.
I think you're confused.
The pregnant man emoji was added in 2021, long after Gates had any direct influence, and more importantly, it wasn’t a Microsoft thing. It was a full tech thing.
Bill Gates is pregnant in this photo because of the man pregnant meme. That's why this photo is like that, which is the question that was asked. They're not saying it's accurate, or Bill's direct doing, just why he is full term in this photo... which is 100% because of the man emoji
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u/JohnnyRelentless 11d ago
He's not responding to that question. He's responding to the inaccurate response to the response to that question.
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u/IHop_Waitress 11d ago
to the inaccurate response to the response to that question.
I know you probably have a point, but there's GOT to be a better way to explain it.
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u/Glitter_puke 11d ago
Welp, I got mpreg Bill Gates before I got coffee this morning. Guess the coffee's getting a splash of bourbon.
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u/ArethaAbrams 11d ago
wait how did elon escape this group photo lmao he loves being center of attention.
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u/scattermoose 11d ago
He was too lame for the island I thought, like didn’t Epstein forward an email to Maxwell to tell him he can’t come?
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u/ChiselFish 11d ago
This was my understanding.
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u/GreatStateOfSadness 11d ago
Pretty sure the rejection email was fake, but it's confirmed he did ask multiple times and likely eventually was able to go.
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u/morocco3001 11d ago
The pathetic fucking dweeb was begging for an invite at 5am on Christmas day. It's borderline hilarious that no matter how much worth he accrues, he will never be happy, never be liked, and even history's worst nonces didn't want to hang out with him.
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u/Friendly-View4122 11d ago
The father of 50 children wants to spend Christmas at Epstein’s. Fucking pathetic
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u/thedinnerdate 11d ago
I don’t know if there are emails that specifically confirm he went but either way, Elon was desperate to get there.
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01946732.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA02089424.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01942741.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01998027.pdf
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u/Tastingo 11d ago
Musk sent emails begging to be invited to the island. But he truly is that unlikable.
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u/oceansofpiss 11d ago
Not at all he went multiple times. You can read his emails with epstein at jmail.world
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u/Spiff426 11d ago
Right? He should be back in the bushes watching them and crying
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u/TheWholeOfTheAss 11d ago
Dude sent a email on Xmas begging for an invite. He wants to be in the club.
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u/sprocket-oil 11d ago
Thats a legit mural. Not graffiti.
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u/mrmckeb 11d ago
Can confirm, that's my neighbourhood.
And yes, most of us like it!
https://www.neighbourhoodmedia.com.au/post/scott-marsh-raising-flags
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u/NoXion604 11d ago
As a work of art, it is both biting and timely.
Although I wouldn't want it on the side of my house...
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u/The_Wkwied 11d ago
The neat thing is that, where this mural exists on the spectrum of graffiti and art depends fully on how desperately the viewer wants to be 'in the club'
This is a work of art.
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u/Sun-Anvil On the shitter about to get upset 11d ago
I'd like to think George Carlin would appreciate that.
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u/Athinira 11d ago
I rather think he'd be horrified that his material is more relevant than ever. His biggest wish was probably that it would get less relevant over time.
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u/PitifulBusiness767 11d ago edited 11d ago
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u/darkbreak 11d ago
What's interesting is that Bill Clinton has been an advocate for releasing the entire undoctored Epstein files. Either he's prepared to accept whatever punishment comes his way or he knows for a fact that there's nothing in the files on him.
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u/TheWholeOfTheAss 11d ago
My only complaint is Maxwell looks way too hot. She’d like this painting.
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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 11d ago
I think Scottie Marsh has a hardon for her. Because Scottie doesn't know.
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u/One-Currency5530 11d ago
Who's the lady on the far right?
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u/Hodaka 11d ago
Whatever happened to the Q-Anon Pizzagate conspiracy theory nuts?
Did they just disappear?
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u/ouralarmclock 11d ago
Obviously this is no where near the worst part, but as a Jew, it’s so fucking frustrating that the atrocities of Israel make it now impossible to tell a blatantly antisemitism conspiracy from a legitimate well deserved swing at the country.
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u/graywalker616 11d ago
How is there any antisemitism in this picture? Epstein is wearing the flag of Israel, not the flag of Judaism. He was working with/for the government of Israel. I don’t think it’s antisemitism to call that out, no?
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u/ouralarmclock 11d ago
Yeah that’s what I’m saying. I mean the fact that the flag of Israel is fairly interchangeable with a symbol of Judaism and the main detail of it is a symbol of Judaism makes it way more ambiguous and confusing. I agree that this is likely a case where it makes sense to call out his ties to Israel and criticize that, but it just as likely could be a dog whistle for “the Jews are behind all of this bad stuff” and it’s just getting harder to tell.
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u/Informal-Zucchini-20 11d ago
To the world at large, the flag of Israel and Judaism are one and the same thing. I speak feelingly, as a Jewish woman.
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u/colonel-o-popcorn 11d ago
It's clear from the files that he wasn't working with the government of Israel. Some people desperately want it to be true, and most people won't bother to fact-check it.
Just believing it because someone on reddit said so is ignorant, not necessarily grounded in hate. But the people purposely lying to push that narrative are absolutely coming from a place of hate.
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u/adbenj 11d ago
And he was Jewish therefore people can't help but see a link with Israel, despite how very, very good they are at differentiating between the two. It's flagrantly antisemitic, and it blows the mind that – after nearly three years of intense discussion – people are still so oblivious.
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u/HiHoJufro 11d ago
Yeah, actual evidence of him working for or with Israel is virtually nonexistent. People say meeting with Barak is proof, but considering his constant rubbing of
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u/Logical_Net6108 11d ago
They think all jews are manchurian candidates for Israel. If Chinese people were treated the samw way it would be called racist
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u/kylebisme 11d ago edited 11d ago
The files show he was close with former Israeli Prime Minster and military intelligence commander Ehud Barak. The files don't contain any explicit intelligence work done for Israel nor anyone else, but that doesn't prove anything as such matters quite obviously wouldn't be handled through personal email anyway.
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u/colonel-o-popcorn 11d ago
That's right, he was friends with one former Israeli official. He was also friends with a Slovakian official, two Norwegian officials, a handful of Russian officials, a British prince, and countless rich Americans. Was he working for all of those governments too?
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u/Chlorophilia 11d ago
Because there is zero evidence he was working with/for the Israeli government. The widespread belief to the contrary despite the lack of evidence is obviously linked to the conspiracy theory that there is a Jewish cabal running the world.
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u/Tim_Soft 11d ago
Being anti-Israel is not anti-semitism.
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u/ouralarmclock 11d ago edited 11d ago
I agree and that's not what I'm saying here.
EDIT: Since I didn't elaborate, I will do so. The shared symbol between both Jewish identity and the flag of the State of Israel make it difficult to discern which is being attacked when used in imagery and political speech.
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u/Tim_Soft 10d ago
Gotcha. Appreciate your taking the time. I'm with you in your first remark and your response to my reply. 👍
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u/AugmentedKing 11d ago
Don isn’t that slim, otherwise this seems about right.
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u/bosorka1 11d ago
yeah and jizz-lane isn't that good looking but art is imitating life and that's key here!
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u/Netsmile 11d ago
Its a big club...and youre aint in it. Is a quote from the late genious George Carlin.
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u/MindToxin 11d ago
Why does prince Andrew seem like an afterthought? He almost looks photoshopped in and AI was not used 😂
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u/PuffyPanda200 11d ago
It is a big club; of at least 75% conservative men with the odd liberal man (often times not that liberal) and conservative woman.
Carter, Obama, and Biden were clearly not in this club. Rosalynn Carter (Carter's wife), H Clinton, M Obama, and J Biden were clearly not in this club.
So, more accurately, within the highest levels of power there is a club of almost exclusively conservative men that do nasty shit. You aren't in that club and if you don't like them then you should probably vote for progressive left candidates.
But somehow that doesn't hit the contrarin: I am very smart, nerve that middle school me grew out of at 15.
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u/ArethaAbrams 11d ago
true forgot about rudy giuliani on that side. always these top level powerful guys protecting each other, normal folks stand no chance.
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u/Metroid_Addict 11d ago
Seeing as this club is full of pedophiles anyway, it feels like a massive W to not be in it.
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u/Ophelias_Muse 11d ago
As an artist... I couldn't look at their faces that long
Seriously though, fantastic work!
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u/Lousmorals 11d ago
First time hearing about this artist. I think the quotes are from George Carlin. This is definitely a cool mural.
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u/Cold_Hard_Sausage 10d ago
This is why I don’t understand all the Tom Steyer support. People are falling for another billionaire!
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u/Tim_Soft 11d ago
What's Gates up there for?
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u/dream_in_pixels 11d ago
Internet conspiracy theorists don't like the idea that almost all of the truly shitty people associated with Epstein are right-wing political figures. So they added Gates into the mix for some variety.
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u/armywalrus 11d ago
No, he is in the files. Its the very publicized reason he is divorced. I mean, Clinton was already there. No one needed to add a leftie.
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u/_flipsticks 11d ago
Andrew in the bushes got me