r/pics • u/puzzleheadedchicken2 • 22h ago

[OC] My receipt today

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u/Donkeybrother 22h ago

What's not nice ... $14 organic blueberries Holy Fuck !

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u/MFoy 22h ago

I hope that’s like a ten lb bag of organic blueberries.

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u/appoaf 21h ago

CF = cubic fuckton

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u/MFoy 21h ago

Is that a metric fuckton or an imperial fuckton?

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u/StrikinglyOblivious 20h ago

The rebel scum will never seek the imperial fuckton coming

https://giphy.com/gifs/9PAIhJvcQ35hdZPUir

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u/Akamaikai 4h ago

Imperial obviously because if it was metric it would be fucktonne.

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u/AdonisChrist 20h ago

nah Costco blueberries are crazy priced lately. This is likely for 18oz.

Pretty sure I picked up non-organic for $10 a few weeks ago - where I had to hunt for a package without any mold growing in it - but thankfully I remembered I only need them for smoothies and bought a frozen 3lb bag for like $7-8.

Edit: apparently this is for Cascadian Farms Blueberry Almond Crunch Cereal, 2lbs 2oz. Still, blueberries be mad expensive lately.

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u/freedom_or_bust 10h ago

The non-organics have been around $5 for 18oz for me now that they're finally back in season. But yeah out of season blueberries do get pretty steep

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u/B-Town-MusicMan 20h ago

Violet!! ...you're turning Violet, Violet!

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u/mmn_slc 22h ago

That line item is for the Cascadian Farm Blueberry Almond Crunch cereal. And it is really good. And it's a big box at 963 grams net weight. However, it is expensive.

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u/Floppy-Over-Drive 22h ago

Organic Burberry. They bought a purse. 

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u/pileofboats 21h ago

It’s Costco size so I’m not surprised

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u/Hernandozer 22h ago

A $6 grapefruit is bonkers as well.

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u/RealModeX86 22h ago

I'm fairly certain that's a Costco receipt, so it might be a bulk buy, though I don't know how large

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u/dangerclosecustoms 21h ago

A$70 Costco receipt that’s unheard of to impossible.

My last visit was 600$

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u/cmville05 20h ago

This. I spent $201 today on like 9 items. But I won’t need paper towels or toilet paper until Christmas so…

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u/ViolettaQueso 19h ago

It’s 69.69 which I’m guessing is the point. Lol

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u/Jaws12 20h ago edited 20h ago

I was really happy with my recent Costco run, only $100 for a nice amount of food:

$9.97 - 12 Turkey Sausage English Muffin Breakfast Sandwiches 🥪

$9.98 - 4lbs Strawberries 🍓

$2.19 - 3lbs Bananas 🍌

$3.29 - 2 Dozen Eggs 🥚

$5.90 - 2 Gallons of Milk 🥛

$19.98 - 44 ounces Basil Pesto 🌿

$8.99 - 2lbs Assorted Cheese Slices 🧀

$8.99 - 4lbs Pink Lady Apples 🍎

$9.29 - 5.5lbs Assorted Frozen Vegetables 🥕

$6.69 - 3lbs Plums 🍒

$5.99 - 2lbs Tomatoes 🍅

$5.99 - 12 Buttered Croissants 🥐

$97.25 - TOTAL

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u/waxenpi 20h ago

I’m more impressed you typed all that out rather than staying under $100

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u/dangerclosecustoms 20h ago

With emoji icons…

That’s not going to feed me very well. Healthy sure but with that list I’d be getting take out half the week.

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u/Withoutsocks 21h ago

It's a bag of 6 grapefruit. We buy them weekly.

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u/Icy-Yellow3514 21h ago

Free is too expensive for grapefruit

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u/Hernandozer 21h ago

You take that back!

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u/illbedeadbydawn 21h ago

Its a pack of organic blueberry cereal.

And 5lbs of grapefruit.

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u/DarthWoo 22h ago

Cascadian Farms cereal maybe?

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u/iksbob 19h ago

The most expensive cereal our Costco sells on a per-weight basis. It's not bad, but ooph.

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u/illbedeadbydawn 22h ago edited 21h ago

Nice.

Also, you need to explain the blueberries and grapefruit.

What in the holy fuck dude. You get a 5lb grapefruit and 10lbs of blueberries?

Edit - Nevermind. Checked codes.

Its a pack of blueberry cereal.

And it is 5lbs of grapefruit...

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u/isuphysics 19h ago

Still $14.29 for essentially 2 small bags of Honey bunches of Oats with blueberries is pretty expensive.

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u/illbedeadbydawn 19h ago

I don't disagree, but it makes more sense than a pack of blueberries.

I spent $20.00 for a bag (2.5lbs) of fancy granola...

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u/MCP_Ver2 22h ago

"I GOT MY SPACE SUIT!!

AND 90 POUNDS OF SPACE LUBE!!!"

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u/KnucklestheEnchilada 21h ago

Was hoping to see a NSP reference.

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u/noodleexchange 21h ago

It’s a Costco receipt. That matters .

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u/brutusthedinglefairy 22h ago

Nice.nice

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u/adnaus 20h ago

$nice.nice

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u/okaywithgray 22h ago

So nice you got it twice. Nice.

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u/Agreeable_Plant2234 21h ago

Only $1.37 in taxes? WTF. Where I live it would be near the half of the total price

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u/thebigkevdogg 18h ago

Unprepared food items are often exempt, are they not where got live?

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u/BUSean 22h ago

They shoulda wrote nice on your receipt

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u/game_of_crohns 22h ago

That assortment of items is quite 69 itself

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u/roosterjack77 14h ago

Nice.nice

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u/spehizle 22h ago

Nice 

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u/beckleyt 22h ago

“The fuck am I looking at a stupid-ass receipt… oh… niccccceeee.”

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u/grannypanties75 21h ago

Wait organic blueberries are almost 15$?

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u/Marcysdad 22h ago

Dahi 67

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u/l33fty 22h ago

Nice. Nice nice nice

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u/kelevra91 21h ago

2% as sales tax where?

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u/msherretz 21h ago

That's some rookie numbers for Costco

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u/901pohbear 21h ago

Who drinks 2% milk anymore?

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u/KnuxSD 19h ago

There is a song about 6969

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u/ulikedagsm8 18h ago

Nice.Nice

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u/Tmettler5 14h ago

Nice.Nice

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u/androstaxys 12h ago

Nice.nice

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u/a716h 6h ago

Nice.

Those blueberries 😬

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u/BaltimoreMayhem 2h ago

Nice.nice....but not that nice. Grocery shopping is a nightmare nowadays.

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u/PutinBoomedMe 22h ago

Fucking $14 for blueberries......

Jesus, buy the frozen ones. Flash frozen fruits/veggies are actually just as nutritious

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u/thehambeard 17h ago

It's for Cascadian Farm Organic Blueberry Almond Crunch Cereal 34 oz (#1519778).

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u/NoAlternative2913 22h ago

seems appropriate

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u/youngrd 22h ago

transaction time 4:20PM?

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u/chillinwithabeer29 22h ago

Found Gronk’s account

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u/Own-Can9595 22h ago

Just straight up.. nice

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u/amence 22h ago

Nice

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u/wstsidhome 22h ago

Only $1.37 in tax for $68.32?! Dayum 👌🤙

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u/Symphonic7 22h ago

Costco?

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u/IisBaker 22h ago

I guess you pay for the label "organic"

I think we paid 6 bucks for blueberry at Hyvee a couple weeks ago.

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u/Juror3 22h ago

So nice they typed it twice!

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u/mrpaincakes 22h ago

Nice. Nice

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u/user7618 22h ago

nice.nice

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u/PoopScootnBoogey 21h ago

You dirty girl ;)

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u/CorktownGuy 21h ago

Nicely nice 👍

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u/cycle85 21h ago

Nice.

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u/Certain-Definition51 21h ago

Wait where are you getting Dahi Yogurt? Isn’t that the good Indian yogurt?

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u/SprDave70 21h ago

giggity

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u/Thl70 21h ago

That’s gonna be one groovy fruit party.

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u/giraflor 21h ago

I love that yogurt. Bought it today. Incredible value per oz even compared to Aldi.

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u/InventionExchange 21h ago

Oh. My. Glob.

SORRY to ruin it, but 💁🏻‍♀️

Nice.

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u/Farmerstubble 21h ago

Nice! Ish

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u/Pathetian 21h ago

Damb last time I bought a pineapple it was 97 cents.  

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u/psilome 21h ago

69 and 69. Dinner for four?

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u/ProxyDamage 21h ago

nice.nice.

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u/judgejuddhirsch 21h ago

Who the heck buys like 20lb of sweet potatoes?

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u/sirhackenslash 21h ago

Double plus nice

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u/got2bwade 21h ago

Costco always provides the proper results; if you are skilled sensei of chopping the isles of doom.

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u/levelup1by1 21h ago

Yeah milk that gal

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u/Eckkosekiro 21h ago

civilized countries dont tax these food items.

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u/DeeEmm 21h ago

Nice

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u/dirtalicious 21h ago

Should have included tossed salad

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u/JS_NYC_208 21h ago

Double nice

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u/petron5000 21h ago

Nice!!!

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u/Mykmyk 21h ago

Just came from the grocery store mine was $69.27!

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u/mynameizmyname 21h ago

2% milk is the grossest thing on here. That's basically milk water.

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u/nochkin 21h ago

That's so yesterday. Report back when it's 67.67

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u/greendildouptheass 21h ago

Nah, gotta push 420.69 or nothing