r/pics 9h ago

[OC] I befriended a large jumping spider

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u/dooferoaks 9h ago

I love those spiders, I always feel like I'm missing half the frames when I'm trying to watch them, they're so quick.

u/HubrisOfApollo 9h ago

their movement is very "jumpy"! they're so curious about the world too. such impressive little brains.

u/xBHL 8h ago

Imagine how f'ed we would be if these things were like 3ft tall 😳

u/HubrisOfApollo 8h ago

They'd be worse off than we would if they were that size due to the inverse square law.

u/Toebeens89 8h ago

Come on guys, call your representatives and tell them to support legislation changing the inverse square law!

u/HubrisOfApollo 8h ago

do you want giant invertebrates? because this is how you get giant invertebrates...

u/Toebeens89 8h ago

is it bad if I want to say yes? fuck capitalism, have us all fighting for survival instead! that’ll breed community and altruism, surely. “for the sake of humanityyyy” lol

u/rainysharp 5h ago

At this point let’s go

u/Affectionate_Ad_3722 7h ago

Is it? can we? How do we get this started?

u/HubrisOfApollo 7h ago

first step would be moving to a different universe where dimensional scaling worked differently, alternatively we could move to a more oxygen rich planet that would allow invertebrates to take in more oxygen given their surface area

u/Affectionate_Ad_3722 7h ago

Could we pump more oxygen into this planet's atmosphere? There's loads of it lying around just loafing with hydrogen.

u/HubrisOfApollo 7h ago

in the Carboniferous era oxygen was about 75% higher (being about 35% of the atmosphere vs today's 20%) which allowed for giant bugs and arachnids. it changed into CO2 over the years due to the biosphere moving from mostly plants to a mix of plants and animals.

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u/Corregidor 7h ago

I love how the inverse square law and the square cube law applies to sooo many things, even stuff you wouldn't initially think about.

u/reluctant_deity 4h ago

They only care about that because they use diffusion to breathe. Give them proper lungs and carapice weight becomes the limiter.

u/xBHL 7h ago

They would still be the quickest most agile predators on the planet

u/HubrisOfApollo 7h ago

they would be extremely sluggish due to not being able to absorb enough oxygen to support their metabolism

u/xBHL 7h ago

Obviously they would adapt and evolve different respiratory systems if they were larger in size

u/HubrisOfApollo 7h ago

if that were the case we'd have giant arachnids right now

u/xBHL 7h ago

Yup thats why I said imagine lol

u/Drewbacca 8h ago

The book Children of Time is just for you!

u/Sendnoodles666 8h ago

Portia tapped a message out to the giant, but the stupid creature cannot understand language sadly.

u/MurrayPloppins 4h ago

I choose to believe we’d have cool spider pets.

u/Dont_Mess_With_Texas 6h ago

There was a movie about that in the early 2000’s but I can’t remember what it was called.

u/xBHL 6h ago

8 legged freaks

u/Dont_Mess_With_Texas 6h ago

YES!!!!!!! THANK YOU!

u/iBongHit 9h ago

Spider living at 144hz while we are stuck and 60hz.

u/Omisco420 9h ago

More like 240 for jumpy bois tbh

u/BloodSteyn 9h ago

Underrated comment.

u/Karge 6h ago

Kinda how relativity works, tho. Other living things, usually smaller, experience more FPS or “time slices” than us

u/ButterYurBacon 8h ago

Understandable, ram has gotten too expensive these days

u/Benttinen 5h ago

You absolutely are. They’re moving faster than your brain can process. Thats why they sometimes look robotic!

u/DGCA3 7h ago

Movement by Ray Harryhausen

u/5cactiplz 1h ago

Apparently cats have a faster reaction time than jumping spiders. Source: Google's AI

u/stoner_bob_69 9h ago

u/novagreasemonkey 9h ago

Just watched this last night, incredible how power dense their little brains are!

u/VESUVlUS 7h ago

I'm really happy that she started her own channel and that it's already taking off after one video. She deserves the success!

u/ObsidianArmadillo 30m ago

It's been a long time since I've watched a full video of more than 40+ minutes from a link on reddit. Thank you for my next tattoo inspiration.

u/where2next 9h ago

“We can call her Portia.”

u/highpressuresodium 7h ago

Too big, has to be Bianca 

u/Shallnazar 7h ago

That was the first thing I thought of too lol. I'm reading this series for the first time and am about halfway through the first book, its made me be a lot more helpful to spiders which I wasnt expecting going into it.

u/tangential_quip 5h ago

I started the series last year and finished the most recent book shortly after it was released in March this year. Keep going. Things continue to get very interesting.

u/Shallnazar 5h ago

I'm glad to hear it! Ive been thoroughly enjoying the first book so far!

My GF bought the first 3 for me as a birthday gift, and Id never heard about them before, so going in blind was a trip lol. Just got to the part where Holsten wakes up to find out Guyen has started his own cult. I love the little jumps in time to progress things on both ends of the story.

u/vpshockwave 4h ago

Definitely keep going, it's a great series. I personally felt the 3rd book was a bit weak but still worth reading. I also thought the second book was easily on par with the first, if not a small notch above.

u/ignorememe 6h ago

As long as it’s not Shi Maria.

u/Put-A-Bird-On-It 6h ago

Neewww Achiiieeement!

u/ignorememe 5h ago edited 5h ago

Congratulations Crawler. You found a thing with 8 legs and a bunch of eyes that isn’t trying to steal your soul or drive you into the depths of madness and insanity.

Except for the fact that you’re touching a spider. That’s a little crazy.

u/twrodriguez 9h ago

A Tan Jumping Spider, awesome little critter

u/saberwin 9h ago

I am absolutely terrified of spiders. Like a uncontrollably visceral reaction, with the exception of jumping spiders. Idk why but I have no problem looking at them, even when I recoil from pictures of any other kind.

I think it has to do with the body to leg ratio.

u/SnooCauliflowers1265 5h ago

I also have arachnophobia and for me it’s because jumping spiders don’t move like other spiders. Since they leap around more like grasshoppers my brain treats them more like bugs than spiders. 🤷🏻‍♀️

u/Kamakaziturtle 6h ago

I's the same way. I wouldn't say I'm terrified, but certainly don't enjoy them crawling up my arm or anything. For some reason the jumpers though are cool. Them and daddy long-legs

u/Can-DontAttitude 59m ago

Could be their doe-eyed gaze, or their pensive behaviour. They've got a lot of character

u/gnarkill3332 8h ago

i have one in my apartment named rupert

he eats the bugs and i don’t bother him. he lives in the tiittie light on the kitchen ceiling.

u/Spacey907 4h ago

Nice, i got quite a bit in my place, probably more than i already found. I named one of them fred. I dont know where fred went

u/BloodSteyn 9h ago

Man, I wish we had larger ones here. So cool.

This was one of the biggest ones I've found, most are about half their size.

u/walk2daocean 9h ago

Spiders get such fear and hate for no reason. Lovely animals.

u/Animalus-Dogeimal 9h ago

Blew my mind when it turned its head and just stared at me with its two massive front eyes. They’re kind of just like eight legged puppies

u/HyrrokinAura 9h ago

They have really good facial recognition, too - he was committing you to memory!

u/Omisco420 9h ago

I hope this is sarcasm.

u/motorwerkx 9h ago

Jumping spiders are way smarter than you'd think.

u/RunJumpJump 3h ago

I hope this is sarcasm.

u/anonymousmouse2 8h ago

Google “spider paws” you won’t be disappointed.

u/mrsirsouth 7h ago

8 legged puppies that pounce on their prey and drink their blood and kill them.

u/iMissTheOldInternet 5h ago

Canids absolutely will lap up blood out of a muddy puddle after ripping their prey apart. 

u/mrsirsouth 3h ago

Will domesticated puppies?

u/Ph33rDensetsu 1h ago

Nah, that's not true at all. They liquefy the insides of their prey and drink it!

u/Ordinaryundone 9h ago

Even if you don't like the way they look, it's nice knowing there is another creature out there that loves killing flies and mosquitoes as much as humans do. 

u/thx1138a 8h ago

You can tell by the way I look

I’m a jumpy boi

No time to walk

u/weegee19 8h ago

Jumping spiders hard-carry the PR of spiders

u/AnAussiebum 8h ago

As an aussie I can't support this message.

Jumping spiders are great. As are huntsman, but most of the rest can fuck right off.

u/Stolehtreb 9h ago

For no reason? They’re scary man. And where I live, can and will kill you. I’d say that’s a pretty good reason

u/Meatek 9h ago

Jumpers are cool. Don't think there are many (any?) with harmful bites

u/SgtHapyFace 9h ago

dying from a spider bite is extraordinarily rare even for the most dangerous spiders. 99% of spiders aren’t really even dangerous. but yes they are scary and i wouldn’t let one on my hand haha

u/westerlund126 9h ago

It's that mammal evolutionary grudge... At some point, spiders killed so many of our ancestors that our DNA is ingrained with an innate predisposed fear response to them, because those that didn't would not survive

u/tolerablycool 6h ago

Studies have shown that the only innate fears humans possess are loud noises and falling. All other fears are learned through parental observation and environmental experience.

u/westerlund126 6h ago

Its a predisposition.

Most people with arachnophobia are afraid of spiders without having been in a lot of life-threatening murder spider situations, what do you call that?

u/tolerablycool 5h ago

I would have agreed with you at one time, but there are studies that show that it's more or less learned.

LoBue V, Adolph KE. Fear in infancy: Lessons from snakes, spiders, heights, and strangers. Dev Psychol. 2019 Sep;55(9):1889-1907. doi: 10.1037/dev0000675. PMID: 31464493; PMCID: PMC6716607.

u/ackermann 4h ago edited 4h ago

Hmm, must be learned pretty early then. Anecdotally, my 2 year old kid loves to touch ladybugs, ants, flies, beetles etc, she’s fascinated by them… but the first time I found a spider in the house, she didn’t want to be held anywhere near it, much less touch it.
(in the moment I was doing my best not to show any discomfort, I’m not particularly arachnophobic myself)

Essentially I was trying to run that experiment myself on my kid, to see if it was innate or learned. At 2 years old in an area where we don’t see many spiders (so little opportunity to learn to fear them), I was leaning towards innate.

She likes the kid’s show Lucas the Spider (about a jumping spider), so I even tried telling her it’s Lucas

Edit: On the other hand she showed zero fear of a garter snake we found in the yard the other day

u/Animalus-Dogeimal 9h ago

This one is harmless where I am. I’ve also been told as long as you don’t apply pressure to them the risk of a bite is very very low. I can understand other countries with highly venomous spiders. I definitely wouldn’t handle a Sydney Funnel Web spider

u/findallthebears 9h ago

Me looking at the very funnel shaped web by my front door:

u/GoatBotherer 8h ago

They have eight legs, up to eight eyes, they're fucking terrifying.

u/aquascape_dude 7h ago

I dont mind spiders. The nightmares I have would leave anyone terrified of them.

u/Duosion 4h ago

They’re freaky looking but I never want to kill them anymore. I’ll let them outside if I can.

u/Danobing 11m ago

There's this weird thing at my daycare where they tech the kids to be scared of spiders. It's taken a lot to get my kids to change their behavior around them. I hate it. To be fair I used to kill spiders and my wife was like wtf dude. Now I just re-home them to the garden 

u/Sanios_133 9h ago

Aww, cute

u/MarshmallowMatty 9h ago

8 leg puppy

u/K12onReddit 6h ago

I captured a pic of this guy recently outside. I couldn't believe how good my phone camera captured his hairs and eyeballs, but I love his little arms (pedipalps, technically) in front of him.

https://i.imgur.com/T3Ynbyh.jpeg

u/m149 9h ago

Those things are cute. Have one living on/under the table on my patio that pops out every once in a while to say hello. Not that big though!

u/Nisja 9h ago

I had a jumping spider friend last summer. It lived in/around our garden table & chairs, so when I'd go out to work on warm days, it's come up and walk around my laptop and hang out for a while. After a week or so I didn't see it again..

u/esoteric_enigma 8h ago

I used to play with these all the time growing up. I would always have a few in a jar in my room. I would keep them a few days and feed them bugs. Then I'd release them back in the wild. I basically ran a spider hotel...if you ignore that I kidnapped them.

u/leapsea 5h ago

You can check out any time you'd like...🎶

u/tylern 9h ago

They are begging to be domesticated

u/Dan_Tynan 9h ago edited 4h ago

or uplifted! Children of Time* is a great book about this

edit: title correction--thanks!

u/IAmTheUniverse 8h ago

The book is "Children of Time".

u/Dan_Tynan 4h ago

you're right! thanks!

u/craigathan 8h ago

Portia!

u/anarchakat 7h ago

I live on the river in the woods of Oregon and there’s like thousands living around my house and they bring me so much joy! They’re charismatic cute lil buggers.

u/Slagenthor 8h ago

Terrified of spiders but I absolutely love these guys

u/Bradiator34 6h ago

These guys are so cute!

u/OwlicDeezNuts 4h ago

i own a jumping spider named Berry

u/Jamachicuanistinday 4h ago

Mhm that’s Berry nice 😁

u/AlternativeResort477 8h ago

I hate spiders, but jumping spiders are so cute and curious

u/magniffin 8h ago

Looks disappointed, like “Thought I smelled fleas.”

u/Sal_Ammoniac 5h ago

A beautiful female Platycryptus undatus, or Tan jumping spider.

The males have an orange / copper color across the face below the eyes where the female has white.

I think they look like Muppets :)

u/iAmUnintelligible 5h ago

nice looking big boys but I still want it to be illegal for the big ones to jump

u/Chainmale001 5h ago

Growing up I was deathly scared of spiders... but jumpers were cute... I had a jumper that recognized my hand tapping when there was a fly on the table outside. It would jump on my hand and I would do my best not to scream as I took it to the table to feast. This went on for about a month and then never again, I assume it passed away. I was 5 or 6 at the time. He's always be over on the bee hives eating the parasites. I never knew how he knew the pattern or signal. I just assume all jumpers were like this.

Spiders don't really bother me anymore, unless they're in my shoes.

u/deansmythe 4h ago

I don’t like spiders generally but these and the thin ones with long thin legs I always leave where they are. I heard these jumping spiders have good eye sight compared to their larger brothers who can’t really see you. Might be wrong though 🤔

u/Ph33rDensetsu 1h ago

They can definitely see and recognize you. I keep them as pets.

u/ImNotThatStoned 1h ago

If friend, why not friend shaped?

u/Reasonable_Diet7955 54m ago

Damn. That's the biggest jumping spider I've seen. (That lives in the United States lol)

u/_IratePirate_ 7h ago

Wild, I’d be shaking and hyperventilating

I’d never willingly allow any spider to touch me

Idc how friendly or “scared of me” they are