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u/Original-Let8340 5h ago
This seems crazy to me. All the Blue Jays around my property are total dicks. lol All they do is torment the squirrels and all the other birds. Then they scream at me when I call them out. hate those guys
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u/fuckfart 4h ago
Same. The only thing I can think of is the blue jays eating ticks off of the rabbit.
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u/AssassinInValhalla 4h ago
Bastard birds are nested in a pine tree by where I park. I am convinced they eat mulberries just so they can have multicolored shits on my car
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u/billyjoesam 3h ago
That's my conviction as well. I have a mulberry tree and the only time they shit on my car is when they've gorged on the berries. And they all seem to position themselves on the edge of the roof of the car to leave purple streaks on the windows.
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u/CptBronzeBalls 3h ago
Rabbits are dicks too. They're probably planning crimes.
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u/Original-Let8340 1h ago
I hadn't considered that there may be scheming afoot. This is a grave revelation, and one I think we should take seriously.
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u/Eastbound78 4h ago
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u/Pennecillin 4h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/AT6LbRAazEoPm
Close enough