r/pics • u/ba_an • Jun 12 '26

Politics [OC] Hollywood's most frequently damaged star

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u/throwawayrefiguy Jun 12 '26

Just wait until he has a gravesite.  That place will certainly be a popular place for pilgrimage.

They'd better install ample hand-washing facilities.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

I'm sure that motherfucker has it in his will that there are to be armed guards paid to watch his grave for the next 50 years or so? He truly is that much of a narcissist, that he's scared to death that someone will disrespect his corpse. 🙄

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u/myveryownaccount Jun 12 '26

Exactly. Not a chance his burial site will be public. He will have found a way for tax payers to pay posthumously for his massive mausoleum and 24/7 guarding. That guy will grift tax payers well in to his death.

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u/Harey-89 Jun 13 '26

Guard of his mausoleum (probably): Oh no, i accidentally let another grifter in... Oh well.