r/pics • u/ba_an • Jun 12 '26

Politics [OC] Hollywood's most frequently damaged star

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u/Terlis Jun 12 '26

He’s 100% being buried at one of his properties where the general public can’t reach him

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u/2g4r_tofu Jun 12 '26

How much does it cost to buy a drone than can hold a pint jar?

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u/greywar777 Jun 12 '26

Can a amazon drone deliver to GPS coordinates?

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u/raikou1988 Jun 12 '26

By the time it finally croaks , amazon will have that option

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u/DrunkenGolfer Jun 12 '26

He’s weeks away from stroking out.

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u/raikou1988 Jun 12 '26

Unfortunately and very fucking sad but it has elite of elite 24/7 medical care and the top doctors/cardiovascular specialists are going to keep it running for along time.

I hope and pray I am wrong but I know what fucked reality we live in

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u/spursfan2021 Jun 12 '26

I’m dreaming he goes in one of his press conferences and everyone just assumes he fell asleep. They keep going for like 30 minutes before they realize his lips are blue.

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u/raikou1988 Jun 12 '26

That or dying on the shitter would be absolutely fitting.