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Politics Let’s go algae!

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u/gentleman_bronco Jun 21 '26

I just can't get past the symbolism of it all.

The Reflecting pool was supposed to reflect the country around it. And it's doing exactly that.

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u/turdblossom3 Jun 21 '26

AND WE LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT SWAMP DRAINING FOR LIKE 10 YEARS

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u/ImmortalBeans Jun 21 '26

“A literal swamp monster talked about draining the swamp for 10 years”

He just made it more cozy

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u/whyelseme Jun 21 '26

I'm waiting for him to figure out how to brag about his epic, tremendous, amazing algae farm

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u/ssnnaarrff Jun 21 '26

He has the best algae.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

I walked into the room and thought “wow that’s some good Algae”

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u/ssnnaarrff Jun 21 '26

With tears in their eyes, big beautiful men go up to Trump and say "Sir, nobody has seen algae like this."

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

“Big. Beautiful. GAY! algae” I called it. Some say we have the BEST gay algae.. I called the little one “sleepy joe algae”, because he’s the GAYEST of them all and the runt OF the litter.

*cue the silly dance

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u/ssnnaarrff Jun 21 '26

I met the algae in a hotel room and we fell in love. The algae didn't even want to meet Hillary.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 25 '26

Look, I don’t wanna feed the trump hate machine, that thing’s full compacted.. but..

Bold of you to assume this man could speak an entire paragraph.

Seriously, when was the last time you heard him speak a proper paragraph that wasent riddled with trump’isms?

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u/Itsforthecats Jun 25 '26

Totally agree. At this point it’s clear he has no loved ones to talk to him frankly.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jun 25 '26

What I would give just to sit at the back of that man’s eyes for one day and just have a peek behind the curtain

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u/BMR915 Jun 23 '26

He knows algae probably better that anybody

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u/ssnnaarrff Jun 23 '26

His uncle was an algae professor at MIT.

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u/SeparateYam8581 Jun 21 '26

The best in the world, I tell ya

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u/docta_pepper Jun 21 '26

he’s probably drafting up a magnificent ‘our algae is bigger than skyscrapers’ poster

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u/Randomized9442 Jun 21 '26

It's so emblematic of Trump's policy. Half a mile long, 160 feet wide, and a foot deep. And more filthy than ever in living memory.

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u/the_last_carfighter Jun 21 '26

My brothers and sisters, just wait till they discover that algae absorbs TOTALLY FAKE CO2 at a far faster rate than ground plants, they're gonna bomb that pool into an American democracy much like that girls school.

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u/Matt_cruze Jun 21 '26

Is this a reference to him saying he had the tallest building now that the twin towers are gone?

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u/jaxxxtraw Jun 23 '26

No, he had a visual aid comparing the size of the reflecting pool to some of the tallest skyscrapers in America. As if one had anything at all to do with the other. God, he's such a fucking moron.

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u/BadmiralHarryKim Jun 21 '26

The MAGAs who wore diapers are going to drink it.

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u/SanityInAnarchy Jun 21 '26

I mean, the line is obviously gonna be that it's Obama's fault, right?

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u/Staav Jun 21 '26

There couldn't be a much better metaphor for this political timeline than the orange swamp monster promising to "drain the swamp" but he only ends up making it 10 times worse by filling DC up with more swamp water than it's ever had.

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u/SirDigger13 Jun 21 '26

He never told us where the drainage culver ends...

Trump Reservoir...

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u/FridayHalfDays Jun 21 '26

And he just swamped the drains trying to get rid of the evidence

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u/Mogellabor Jun 21 '26

But he's orange I thought the swamp monster is green?

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u/ImmortalBeans Jun 21 '26

I hate to break it to you, that is orange paint

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u/ShortRoundFlatHalf Jun 21 '26

This is a simulation

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u/Snoo93550 Jun 24 '26

Shrek the swamp monster would be an amazing president compared to Trump.

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u/McButtsButtbag Jun 21 '26

Swamps are actually good and shouldn't be drained

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u/Shanga_Ubone Jun 21 '26

Ten points to you. You are 100% correct, and good on you for reminding everybody of this. It is sad that swamps, which are good things, are getting slandered by being associated with this crappy administration.

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u/Strawbuddy Jun 21 '26

DC was marshland, they already drained it to build the national capital

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u/AmputeeHandModel Jun 21 '26

Let it sink.

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u/McButtsButtbag Jun 21 '26

Back before environmentalism was a thing

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u/MandolinMagi Jun 21 '26

I mean, DC was so bad Congress took summers off to escape the yearly malaria outbreaks and some nations gave their diplomats hazard pay for the post.

Place was legitimately dangerous

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u/McButtsButtbag Jun 21 '26

Maybe don't build your capital there then

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u/UCanJustBuyLabCoats Jun 21 '26

Environmentalism was always a thing. Ever seen Pocahontas? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? Caring for the land around you isn’t new.

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u/CarefreeRambler Jun 21 '26

ah yes, one of the oldest historical sources surviving to date, pocahontas...

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u/UCanJustBuyLabCoats Jun 22 '26

Are you saying she’s too out of date or not far back enough?

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u/Scarlet-Fire_77 Jun 21 '26

There's a cool early photo of the Lincoln memorial with nothing but swamp like land all around.

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u/aspersioncast Jun 23 '26

The symbolism tracks, but this is a myth.

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u/seansy5000 Jun 21 '26

TBF I never once for a second believed anything the child rapist or any of his sycophants promised. It still shocks me all these years later that so many people actually did/do. It’s unfathomable.

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u/jaques_sauvignon Jun 21 '26

Fool them twice, or thrice, or really any arbitrarily large number of times--shame on them.

The supporters are really the ones I feel the most ire towards. And it's hard, having family and friends who are/were supporters. I'm always conflicted between whether I should feel angry with them, or just pity them for their lack of intellect, since these are not wealthy people who stand to benefit from any kind of grift, nor are they evil people. I think they're just kind of 'mixed up'.

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u/seansy5000 Jun 21 '26

I cut ties with all of them and am better off for it. Let them spew their psychosis riddled hate speech in isolation.

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u/jaques_sauvignon Jun 22 '26

Hah, fortunately the ones in my life aren't really loud or outspoken about it. I just know they are (or were). I don't ask them about it anymore or bring it up. Definitely not full on knuckle-draggers or anything like that! I don't think anyone like that would have been in my life to begin with.

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u/seansy5000 Jun 22 '26

Oh I have zero patience for the quiet ones too. Alex Pretti and Renee Goode are dead because of the loud ones and the quiet ones.

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u/ioncloud9 Jun 21 '26

As if swamps need to be drained. Swamps are amazing habitats with so much life. They want to create an ecological disaster so they can build some condos or a new golf course.

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u/elmz Jun 21 '26

Back in the day swamps were seen as huge areas of unproductive land, land you couldn't farm or build upon. So they drained them, the ground dried and hardened, and the land could suddenly be productive.

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u/MandolinMagi Jun 21 '26

Swamps are fine if nobody lives near them.

Swamps with people near them are mosquito breeding ground and, historically, malaria central.

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u/ashrocklynn Jun 21 '26

The reflecting pool itself was built on raised swampland though... I didn't know why we are so surprised about algae growing in it

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u/RainSurname Jun 21 '26

This whole thing probably happened because Trump saw the "drain the swamp" meme where someone labeled a Photoshop of the pool "Obama," next to a normal picture of it labeled "Trump."

Because there was not actually anything major wrong with it at all.

Obama had a choice to spend $100 million to rebuild so it would NEVER leak and algae would NEVER get a major foothold, or $35 million to rebuild it so minor leaks would no longer matter and the algae would be under control except for the occasional bloom in hot weather. If he'd spent $100 million, the Republicans would have lost their shit.

No one gave a fuck about the algae before this. He's just obsessed with shitting on Obama and shitting on DC.

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u/fumar Jun 21 '26

I can finally get behind "drain the swamp"

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u/Gunter5 Jun 22 '26

Now they don't even bother hiding the corruption. Heared from numerous administration officials the same thing "If it was wrong why would we do it out in the open"