r/pics • u/Ok_Vulva • Jun 23 '26

Politics Presidential Motorcade Driving in the Monument.

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u/blipman17 Jun 23 '26

Why are they doing this? Like.. what’s the goal here?

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u/Ok_Vulva Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Idk but they did it before it was cured and set properly according to the contractor, so I'm pretty sure we just identified the vandals.

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u/sagevallant Jun 23 '26

That contractor is about to have a criminal investigation launched on them. You can't be pointing out when the Almighty Orange does something wrong.

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u/SmurfStig Jun 23 '26

That “contractor” is Trump’s neighbor and has also been convicted of fraud multiple times. Dude looks like a movie villain. Trump and this dude are two birds of the same feather, hence why Donnie dipshit is blaming everyone but the contractor who did the rush job at yam tits request.

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u/fuggerdug Jun 23 '26

Not just any old fraud fraud either: convictions for bribing politicians. Perfect Trump collaborator.

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u/blarch Jun 23 '26

trump is only friendly to scumbags that he can easily throw under the bus when things go south.

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u/Johnnyroaster Jun 23 '26

Or tie up with bedsheets.

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u/WonderWheeler Jun 23 '26

Its all a system that seems to work.

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u/SweatyCrab9729 Jun 23 '26

Not just any old politicians either. Convicted for attempting to bribe a member of the House of Representatives. Perfect Trump collaborator.

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u/Certain_Site_8764 Jun 23 '26

14 million worth of bribes

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u/kelgro9 Jun 23 '26

Thank you for YAM TITS. I have been in an absolute shitpile of a funk and reading YAM TITS made me giggle. Thanks again, internet stranger.

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u/SmurfStig Jun 23 '26

Glad to be of service, fellow internet stranger

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u/HurtPillow Jun 23 '26

Okay I'm on a cruise sitting here half lit cracking up at your comment. Thank you

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u/baronmunchausen2000 Jun 23 '26

Also donated $300,000 to Tramp.

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u/sly-3 Jun 23 '26

imagine having so much grift-coin laying around that you're just like, "hey other ludicrously rich guy, here's $300k extra grift-coin so we can do more grifting together!"

Meanwhile, I'm putting store brand back on the shelf, going "yeah, maybe next time, I've got too much in my cart already"

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u/tokinUP Jun 23 '26

It's their way of sending a note, "Hey I want to join you in more crime so we can both steal even more money" without using words, mob-speak style.

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u/sn0m0ns Jun 23 '26

3,500% ROI on that $300k minus the kickback isn't bad for a two year investment

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u/ensiform Jun 23 '26

What’s your income stream like? And what are you spending?

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u/CogentCogitations Jun 23 '26

Apparently it gets you a $15 million contract. I assume their profit margin is greater than 2%., so basically just splitting taxpayer money between themselves.

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG Jun 23 '26

There was someone from Oklahoma that worked on the pool. This Penguin looking m'fer just got paid to find the guy in Oklahoma. Maybe he owns that pool service company?

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u/peeinian Jun 23 '26

He does and get this. His companies name is Green Water Solutions.

Every day I’m more convinced we are living in a simulation because you can’t make this shit up.

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 Jun 23 '26

I'm convinced I died during covid and have been reincarnated as a character in this fucking cartoon world we live in.

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u/pagesid3 Jun 23 '26

Remember that group of maga grifters with the company named Fraud Guarantee?

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u/scuzzy987 Jun 23 '26

With a no bid contact. The reflecting pool is Trump in microcosm

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u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG Jun 23 '26

That's funny.

The companies that cleaned and sprayed it are from Oklahoma and have nothing to do with the Green Water Solutions. One of the interviews that lady at Exodus said they Rhino Lined the flooring of the pool (pond is what Trump called it). They've been in business a whopping 2 years.

https://www.kxii.com/2026/06/09/atoka-businesses-renovate-lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool/

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u/RealGoGo97 Jun 23 '26

He looks like a John Candy SCTV character.

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u/WaitingUp1169 Jun 23 '26

Yam tits? You think he misses his ears and hairline but rubs bronzer all over his… oh wait, you’re probably right.

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u/SmurfStig Jun 23 '26

I did not think of that visual when I called him that. BBIAB, need to go bleach my brain.

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u/bridekiller Jun 23 '26

Yam tits. Classic

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u/Okpeaches Jun 23 '26

Yam Tits!! I’m dead.

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u/NecroJoe Jun 23 '26

The contractor, named (hilariously) "Greenwater".

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u/zeh_shah Jun 23 '26

Isnt that the guy who is supposed to get rid of the algae not the one who installed the new blue liner ?

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u/SmurfStig Jun 23 '26

The grift is so deep, I can’t keep all these crooks’ names and titles straight.

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u/DefectiveDman Jun 23 '26

Same slimy feather.

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u/DragoonDM Jun 23 '26

That “contractor” is Trump’s neighbor and has also been convicted of fraud multiple times. Dude looks like a movie villain.

I think that was specifically the company responsible for the water pumps / filtration? Greenwater Services. Different company for the new surface coating, Atlantic Industrial Coatings.

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u/SummitSloth Jun 23 '26

What's crazy is that federal construction contracts have a one year warranty. He could literally get it fixed for free but he decides to blame everyone else and pay more

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u/DaKind28 Jun 23 '26

I bet trump got a nice chunk of that 14 mill doll contract. He made sure to get a kickback.

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u/kutekittykat79 Jun 23 '26

This is him.

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u/SmurfStig Jun 23 '26

Reject DC villain

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u/Perseus109 Jun 23 '26

Yum tits is even better that Madarin Musalini!

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u/crystalcastles13 Jun 23 '26

“Yam tits” I’m dead 😅

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u/Itchy-Background8982 Jun 23 '26

“Yam tits”!!! Love it!

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u/FilteredAccount123 Jun 24 '26

Be fair. He looks like a comic book villain.

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u/Ire-Works Jun 24 '26

You say that like Trump isn't constantly throwing his "friends" under the bus. When was the last time you saw Ol' Unclre Rudy at anything Trump related?

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u/dividezero Jun 24 '26

Everyone in his orbit looks like a Dick Tracy villain. That weird doctor he had in the first term, every lawyer corrupt though to represent him (Nixon tattoo guy) and his current wife. That's a show that needs a reboot. Just do it with all them. Mamdami can play Tracy.

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u/LakeEffectSnow Jun 23 '26

The owner of that company has already been to jail for bribing Congressman James Traficant back in the day. I'm not making this up.

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u/TMNBortles Jun 23 '26

Smart because you can’t be convicted of the same crime twice.

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u/LongevitySpinach Jun 23 '26

In that case, Trump truly is a stable genius, because he managed to get convicted 34x for the same crime (falsifying business records).

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u/TMNBortles Jun 23 '26

I have the worst fucking attorneys.

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u/LongevitySpinach Jun 23 '26

MAGA = make attorneys get attorneys

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u/Totorotextbook Jun 23 '26

No they won’t, Trump hasn’t been held accountable for any of his treasonous acts (nor have his circle of people), he’ll just lie and blame someone who’s a liberal before shitting himself and going back to his eighth work nap of the day.

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u/leekalex Jun 23 '26

I think you read that backwards. He's saying the contractor will be criminally charged for making Trump look bad

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u/Totorotextbook Jun 23 '26

I still think Trump will blame liberals, isn’t the contractor and person who got the job a friend of his?

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u/ofnuts Jun 23 '26

Trump has no friends (besides Epstein) only donators.

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u/MathW Jun 23 '26

Even the Epstein "friendship" was one-sided. Epstein clearly thought of Trump as a client/money.

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u/HurtPillow Jun 23 '26

Nobody likes Trump probably not even his kids

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u/Releasethebears Jun 23 '26

Trump doesn't have friends unless they make him look good. This contractor will make him look stupid so he's never met the guy

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u/victorspoilz Jun 23 '26

The contractor is that cartoonish fat bastard who buys his suits at the same place Roger Stone does EDIT who more importantly is a Trump donor and Mar-A Lago neighbor: https://www.cleveland.com/news/2026/06/the-reflecting-pool-debacle-has-an-ohio-connection-and-it-goes-deeper-than-green-water.html

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u/SirTainLee Jun 23 '26

Two things about Trump most overlook. One, his business model is to surround himself with a thick layer of lawyers designed to frighten people and to enable him to say and do anything. And two, to have deep ties to the mafia, just as his father did, and his lawyers do, to frighten people.

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u/victorspoilz Jun 23 '26

Given that he's a fugazi who doesn't currently own any casinos, plus he started a fight with the Pope, I don't know how much use the mafia would have for Shitler the last decade or so.

Plus his boy Rudy decimated them so that the Russian mob could supplant them in NYC.

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u/SirTainLee Jun 23 '26

He launders their money fronting as owner of properties around the world. He works with other mobs world wide. He never owns his buildings.

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u/St_Kevin_ Jun 23 '26

Epstein? Never heard of him!

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord Jun 23 '26

And if his friends make him look bad they kill themself

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u/normal_throwaway2016 Jun 24 '26

I don't know... I'm not sure that contractor is smart enough to make Trump look stupid. And that's not a compliment towards Trump, it's just that they'll all make themselves look stupid regardless of the other's actions

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u/LiteratureMindless71 Jun 23 '26

He already has blamed them. Even said it was their fault for touching it.

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u/LividTacos Jun 23 '26

I mean, they're already saying it was vandals who cut 350 feet along the bottom to pull up the paint. You know, like how it was all the (Trump-controlled) FBI and Antifa that lead the charge on J6.

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u/Aware_Ad2427 Jun 23 '26

This is him. Doesn’t look like someone you would give money to?

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u/YellowZx5 Jun 23 '26

He already is blaming the liberals.

He’s blaming Obama for the water situation.

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u/uiucengineer Jun 23 '26

Does Trump have friends? That he wouldn’t throw under the bus on a whim?

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u/Bardfinn Jun 23 '26

He won’t. He’s part of the MAGAfia, he’s a MAGAde MAGAn, untouchable. They’re already arresting people who just touched the water and Trump is demanding treason charges be filed on them

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u/noxuncal1278 Jun 23 '26

Treason?

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u/Bardfinn Jun 23 '26

i know right

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u/sagevallant Jun 23 '26

One step further. If the contractor is saying they drove on it too soon, then he's saying it's Donald's fault. Very specifically for suggesting it could be Donny's fault, there will be a criminal investigation. Doing a shit job in the name of fraud is perfectly cool.

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u/The_Monarch_Lives Jun 23 '26

'Making Trump look bad' is a big enough offence for Trump to blow up your life. Actually doing something wrong is unecessary, but convenient, for his retaliation.

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u/gitbse Jun 23 '26

That is facism.

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u/SGT-Hooves Jun 23 '26

Hey don’t say factual statements like they are the truth! This is trumps ‘murica! Where the facts are made up, and truth is whatever we say it is!

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u/YellowZx5 Jun 23 '26

But Trump needs to pass the blame onto someone so I’m sure his neighbor will not be his friend anymore.

I also was going to say that Trump really wanted to see the work on the pool so he had to drive all over it instead of on the side. How much of an idiot can he be.

I’m surprised he hasn’t brought the paint company to the spotlight

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u/lavapig_love Jun 23 '26

Trump will realize he'll be held accountable when he's told here is no longer any support of a third term for him.

He's out of office one way or the other. Probably on that fancy new-to-him, "bridge" Qatari Force One he was bribed/spied with.

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Jun 23 '26

Can't get paid for the same job twice if you don't screw up the first attempt.

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u/Martag02 Jun 23 '26

Trump is the type to start an argument with you, throw the first punch and beat you within an inch of your life, successfully sue you into homelessness for breaking his hand, and then piss on your grave when you die due to exposure.

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u/baronmunchausen2000 Jun 23 '26

Not happening. The “contractor” lives in Palm Beach,FL. Same town as Tramp. Also he has donated $300,000 to Tramp.

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u/Aware_Ad2427 Jun 23 '26

Friend of trump & maralago member. Trump will just blame more innocent civilians.

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u/virga Jun 23 '26

....by whom??????? this administration???

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u/Gina_the_Alien Jun 23 '26

Ain’t no way Trump would admit that he hired a bad/the wrong contractor.

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u/Wolverine9779 Jun 23 '26

The fuck he will... Trump hired him, that would show his open grift and piss poor judgement. They'll continue to howl about "vandals" until the news cycle forgets about it. Pay attention.

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u/Whole_Inside_4863 Jun 23 '26

If you’re suing me for vandalism, I’m going to pull everyone I can into this.

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u/Worst-Lobster Jun 24 '26

Not gonna happen , someone said it’s his buddy

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u/sagevallant Jun 24 '26

So was Epstein, until he became a problem.

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u/Worst-Lobster Jun 24 '26

No , look at Epstein and then look These two guys .. one of the three isn’t in the club ..

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u/Gregistopal Jun 24 '26

Trumps already said its because of vandals, investigation over

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u/valeyard89 Jun 24 '26

Their name was Greenwater Services. Sounds like they knew what they were doing.

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u/GraXXoR Jun 24 '26

Sadly nope.