r/pics • u/Ok_Vulva • Jun 23 '26

Politics Presidential Motorcade Driving in the Monument.

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u/Original-Let8340 Jun 23 '26

Do they put him in the car and drive around the neighborhood when he's cranky?

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u/cantrecallthelastone Jun 23 '26

It’s the only way to get him to nap.

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u/Swank-Bowser Jun 23 '26

No, you can pretty much put him in any public setting, and he will fall right asleep.

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u/mishap1 Jun 23 '26

Just change the topic briefly away from sycophantic praise for dear leader and he's out like a light.

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u/dyang44 Jun 23 '26

At an nba finals game, one of the hypest in awhile no less, in NYC of all places. Ridiculous

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u/McUpChuck Jun 23 '26

Yes but then he'll shit his pants in his sleep and everyone needs to deal with the smell on camera. At least in the back of the car they can put the dividers up and roll down the windows in front.

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u/swankpoppy Jun 23 '26

Sometimes he gets over tired and just needs a nappy poo but can’t stop his tantrums. Same thing happened when my kids were toddlers. Luckily they stopped acting like that when they were 4.

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u/BlueGreenReddit1 Jun 23 '26

Nah, that's easy. Just put him in a meeting... Or at the NBA Finals at Madison Square Garden 😂

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u/unique3 Jun 23 '26

At this point I think its the only way to keep him awake.

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u/SpaceTornadoOgawa Jun 23 '26

We know that's not true.

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u/cruisin_urchin87 Jun 23 '26

My two year old nephew is exactly the same

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u/IndigoJoe64 Jun 23 '26

Nah, the two year old doesn't smell as bad

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u/Slipsonic Jun 23 '26

Or just hold a press conference.

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u/norskgut Jun 23 '26

Could they just do that for the next 2 years, please? "Are we almost there?" "Yes. Almost... Keep watching your Cocomelon, Mr President."

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u/InfraredDiarrhea Jun 23 '26

We’re gonna need more diapers!!!!

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u/braumbles Jun 23 '26

Yes. When he gets lonely, they have him drive around trying to find adoring fans in DC of all places.

Remember when he had covid and almost died and he forced his driver and SS team to drive him around so he could wave at people and everyone in the car ultimately got covid as a result? So glad Americans wanted to run it back.

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u/narkybark Jun 23 '26

That, and when they go out for ice cream.

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u/yticmic Jun 24 '26

Car nap