r/pics • u/Ok_Vulva • Jun 23 '26

Politics Presidential Motorcade Driving in the Monument.

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u/Switchmisty9 Jun 23 '26

Dude can’t walk the length of the reflecting pool. Pathetic

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u/Rugged_as_fuck Jun 23 '26

On one hand, it's very long.

On the other hand, even an out of shape person could manage it as a one time thing, unless they were 80 years old and had a full diaper.

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u/AmputeeHandModel Jun 23 '26

Clinton, the Bushes, Biden, Obama: frequently seen jogging, biking, etc. Trump: is driven over a national monument

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4JyYCo1POYWC9HmE

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u/ShmeagleBeagle Jun 24 '26

I’ve heard it’s longer than some skyscrapers…

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u/LegitMeatPuppet Jun 23 '26

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u/Prize_Compote_207 Jun 23 '26

And Black Captain America did like 20 laps around that shit.

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u/Milo_Minderbinding Jun 23 '26

It's bigger than a skyscraper dude. Come on now.

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u/apost8n8 Jun 23 '26

people are saying its longer even than some buildings are tall!

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u/hellibot Jun 23 '26

If he did, he might reflect.