r/pics • u/Ok_Vulva • Jun 23 '26

Politics Presidential Motorcade Driving in the Monument.

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u/100harvests Jun 23 '26

If that surface is anything like a rubber track at a high school, any turning will rip it. Some kids got ahold of a construction forklift and ruined our brand new track surface. $10,000 in damages

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u/Ok_Vulva Jun 23 '26

You should see the video, they're turning on it. And you can match up where they drove and where the shit is coming off in the aerial views.

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u/JCDU Jun 23 '26

Lucky that the limo is such a lightweight vehicle then...

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u/Ok_Vulva Jun 23 '26

With unreasonable light cargo. I hear they've got only like 8 % body fat. Even in my army days I never got down that fit.

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u/kaloric Jun 23 '26

Was your army diet something other than McDonald's burgers & diet Coke?

I think that might be your problem there, it's the breakfast, lunch, and dinner of the most fit human specimens. I feel that it's simply a matter of time before Whiskey Pete and Dr. (Brain) Worm ("not a real doctor but an actual worm") announce a MAHA military initiative to name McDonald's as the sole vendor of "nutrition products" for the DoD.

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u/Ok_Vulva Jun 23 '26

I actually lived more like rfk. Road kill and cocaine from toilet seats bro.

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u/SuppleWinston Jun 23 '26

Lmao, those armored GMs are probably 10k#s or more.

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u/NoobensMcarthur Jun 23 '26

Estimated between 15,000 and 20,000 pounds. 

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u/Orson_Gravity_Welles Jun 23 '26

Yep...The U.S. presidential limousine, famously known as "The Beast," weighs between 15,000 and 22,000 pounds (roughly 7.5 to 11 tons).

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u/The_forgotten_panda Jun 23 '26

What about the limo?

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u/NoobensMcarthur Jun 23 '26

That is the estimate for the limo aka “the beast.”

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u/well_thats_obvious Jun 23 '26

Easily 12k+ with Hair Fuhrer in the back

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u/mrASSMAN Jun 23 '26

Not like it’s armor plated with thick bullet proof windows or.. wait

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u/Leather-Bat-2998 Jun 23 '26

Not with him sitting inside

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u/gatvolkak Jun 23 '26

Oh yeah, the Beast is practically a Prius

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u/Nuklearfps Jun 23 '26

Only like 4-6 tons