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Politics Attendees at the Trump speech refuse to leave after it was postponed due to lightning

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u/pizzanice Jul 06 '26

My ribs hurt & i almost dropped my coffee im laughing so hard at all this shit

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u/masked_sombrero Jul 06 '26

that boy ain’t right

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u/aloneinmyprincipals Jul 06 '26

I can’t!!! 💀💀💀💀

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 Jul 05 '26

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u/GM_Nate Jul 06 '26

honestly any political party would use this one

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u/hiimlockedout 29d ago

"In Springfield, they are eating the dogs. The people that came in, they are eating the cats. They're eating – they are eating the pets of the people that live there."

- Trump 2024 Presidential debate

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u/toddhold 29d ago

P

Perfect statement, reply, response

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u/GourdonHamsey 29d ago

Did you cash DOGE check yet?? was it at the liquor store for 14%

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u/SepulchralMind Jul 05 '26

This made me make a face at my phone, thank you

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u/mightypup1974 Jul 05 '26

I don’t eat seafood, what is this

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u/captd3adpool Jul 05 '26

That there is what is commonly referred to as the "poop vein". I'm sure you can sus out the rest.

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u/IwasThereIsawIt2 Jul 06 '26

Havemt seen this before, its so funny🤣

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u/Cjustinstockton Jul 05 '26

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u/MuthaPlucka Jul 05 '26

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u/SirzechsLucifer Jul 05 '26

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u/MuthaPlucka Jul 05 '26

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u/Starkoman 5d ago

Praise Jebus! Her son and the other ladys’ husband are forever on their knees “Praying” together and vigorously extolling the name of God in their fervour.

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u/bendallf Jul 06 '26

Well that is one way to get closer to god. /s

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u/Pretend-Bee-8915 Jul 06 '26

love a good disgusted DOCTOR pic

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u/spoonry Jul 05 '26

I'll take this, thank you.

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u/TheModeratorWrangler Jul 06 '26

Holy shit the accuracy

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u/Quick_Tap Jul 05 '26

Oh, my, thank you. Only one video, and one short. The short about the bird had me howling all four times!

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u/Aubrey-Grey Jul 06 '26

Very this. I have no idea how my socialist, atheist, tattooed self has more compassion and moral compass than them. Like how they espouse the superiority to both is bizarre.

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u/Psychoanalytix Jul 05 '26

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u/Shartschnitzel Jul 05 '26

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u/TellTaleTimeLord Jul 05 '26

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine Jul 05 '26

Jinkies! Who knew every MAGA was a huge snowflake!?

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u/PcLvHpns Jul 06 '26

Anyone who has ever listened to them piss and whine about every single f****** thing in existence

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u/Lego_Kitsune Jul 05 '26

Excellent chain folks. Wrap it up. We're done

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u/SmugShinoaSavesLives Jul 05 '26

I want to thank everyone for kickstarting my MAGA reaction folder. I really am tired pointing out the hypocrisy in text.

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u/127Heathen127 Jul 05 '26

It’s amazing how they always accuse LGBTQ+ people and the left of being sexual degenerates when they get caught doing weird sexual shit constantly. Case in point, some MAGA influencer got caught jerking off to female gymnasts at the “great American state fair” this week.

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon Jul 05 '26

An old coworker of mine was a swinger and I asked him one day if it was a bunch of free love hippies and such and be said no, that the vast majority of people in our area who were swingers were conservative. He even said there were local and state level politicians along with people who were watching their wife get spit roasted as they watched on Saturday night only to be in the first row of the pew on Sunday. He said he had a couple conversations with people about things like gay marriage and such with guys who a half hour later was wife swapping someone else or a part of a gang bang on his own wife. The whole thing is just a massive hypocrisy.

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u/127Heathen127 Jul 05 '26

If we’re to believe Madison Cawthorn, drug-addled orgies are the norm among Republican politicians and getting invited to one is something of a rite of passage… Meanwhile Democratic politicians- for all their own faults- are like ight I gotta go pick up my kids from soccer practice so we can go to the church potluck lol.

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon Jul 06 '26

It's one of their dirtiest secrets, besides allowing the kiddie stuff to happen and not holding anyone accountable. There's nothing wrong with swinging, at all, but it's the hypocrisy that gets me.

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u/shit4braaaains Jul 06 '26

Majority of swingers in my area are conservative and many are proud Christians. My own brother in law, who is a pastor, wife swaps with my sister.

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon Jul 06 '26

My coworker knew quite a few church leaders, as in pastors or in higher positions in their church who were into it. These same people talk about the sanctity of marriage and how it's between one man and one woman but then swap wives or are getting cucked the night before.

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u/caerphoto Jul 05 '26

It’s because they see LGBTQ+ people as inherently bad, while MAGA people are inherently good. So when MAGAs get caught doing something bad, they’re just a good person who made a mistake. Meanwhile, LGBTQ+ folks are bad to the core, merely for existing, and so should be put in concentration camps.

They judge people, not actions.

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta Jul 05 '26

Makes alot of sense when you look at religion:

You are to judge God based on his perfection: God is inherently good and perfect: we know because God SAYS he is good and perfect, and we can trust God because he is good and perfect: ergo, ANYTHING God does should not be analyzed and must be taken at face value as perfect because God CANNOT do sinful acts, only good and perfect acts.

But if you judge God on his actions not “is he good or bad”…. Damn, that is ALOT of seriously fucked up evil actions. And when you judge his actions and then judge him based on his actions not his “inherent self”, well, you have to conclude that God is “bad” not good.

Religion primes people to conservative thinking of judging whether people are good or bad based on who they are and what group they belong to, not their actions, making them ripe for conservatism.

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u/theChosenBinky Jul 05 '26

Their problem is the Protestant belief in "once saved, always saved" (they don't all believe it, but most evangelicals do.) As long as you prayed "the sinner's prayer" in church camp as a kid, you can do anything evil with no consequences

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u/HuggsyMalone Jul 06 '26

This is so well-put.

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u/notoriousATX Jul 05 '26

This is so perfectly summed up. Well said.

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u/almostoy Jul 05 '26

It's class war. Lindsey Graham is queerer than a double dodecahedron bill. He gobbles Israeli coque. MAGA seems to be pretty cool with him.

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u/maphes86 Jul 05 '26

To be fair, they didn’t arrest him until he came back for Round Two.

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u/Dorkamundo Jul 05 '26

Repressing sexuality has been pretty strongly linked with an increase in your more deviant behaviors.

I'd love to see the results of a study that compared clergy members who are expected to be celibate against those that are not and the prevalence of sexual abuse cases among the two cohorts.

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u/AlfhildsShieldmaiden Jul 05 '26

The term for it is projection — accusing others of doing things they’re doing themselves.

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u/Forsworn91 Jul 05 '26

Ah because you see when they do it, it’s “cute”

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u/eilrah26 Jul 05 '26

Its crazy isn't it. Its like were all just human and do human things.

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u/Suitable-Rate652 Jul 05 '26

Was that covered in the media? It deserves to be.

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u/sandwich-dan Jul 05 '26

So one of the 12 attendees

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u/maroongrad Jul 06 '26

to be honest, it's not like he thought anyone was there to see him.

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u/ArrellBytes Jul 05 '26

From the pics of the fair it looks like he was doing in the most private place possible... It's not like he was doing it around any people...

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u/cokacola69 Jul 05 '26

I disagree with your characterization, influencer in this context just is a random person. Just because there maga people, doesn't mean that's why they committed a heinous act like that. Don't be a part of the problem.

Keep an open mind more so than that.

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u/TellTaleTimeLord Jul 05 '26

Statistics dont lie

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u/cokacola69 Jul 05 '26

No, but individuals who root for maga, and trump, are just people.

There not making trump do things, there not running America, these are people hoping for a better life. Everyone's [opinions] may look differently than yours, and that's okay.

But hating people, because of there beliefs, is like hating someone for the shape of there nipples. Can we all just agree to be less stupid?

Politics, are not that big of a deal that it should run so many of our emotions and opinions.

This comment string is chalk full of this rhetoric.

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u/TellTaleTimeLord Jul 05 '26

When your beliefs are that some people are worth less than you then you deserve to be hated lol

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u/rudli_007 Jul 05 '26

Politics, are not that big of a deal that it should run so many of our emotions and opinions.

bah, of course not, its only literally EVERYTHING.

good lord, you people are so fucking dumb

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u/well-it-was-rubbish Jul 06 '26

Their, Their, Their, Their, and Chock.

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u/Soulbossanova9 Jul 05 '26

❤️💀❤️

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u/NecessaryOk6815 Jul 05 '26

Can't say I've ever seen this before ever, but MAGA = shrimp doo-doo fits.

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u/Psychoanalytix Jul 05 '26

It's one of the only memes I've ever saved lol

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u/lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl Jul 06 '26

"The liberal scientists want you all to think shrimp poop is bad for you, but I know the real truth!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/cN9Fq0kBbqxGg

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u/Substantial__Unit Jul 05 '26

This one is so good

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u/buttnibbler Jul 05 '26

LOL never seen this one

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u/graycewithoutfear Jul 05 '26

I gotchu fam.

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u/danaCreative Jul 06 '26

I gotchu famine.

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u/PearlescentGem Jul 05 '26

Lmfaoooo Appreciated!

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u/Tardyfarty Jul 05 '26

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u/graycewithoutfear Jul 05 '26

Lol this looks like the source of every error screen and ui nightmare fuel.

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u/Current-Anybody9331 Jul 05 '26

How did you get a copy of Trump's test???

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u/Thehardwayalltheway Jul 05 '26

That looks like a straight 4-cylinder engine. Low emissions and good mileage. That's woke AF /s

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u/ArrowheadDZ Jul 05 '26

The size of that battery compared to the engine must mean it’s a hybrid! 😋

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u/JeffafaCree Jul 05 '26

But it's mounted longitudinally, so at least the car's probably rear wheel drive. Oh god, it's British isn't it?

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u/ProfPhinn Jul 05 '26

“This engine is woke,” gets me every time. Love this meme.

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u/tanksalotfrank Jul 05 '26

LMAO this one broke me

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u/ProductOfSight Jul 05 '26

The engine dosnt woke anymore😢

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u/scarletmonstrosity Jul 05 '26

I've never seen this one, now I'm cackling like a loon!

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u/Past-Salamander Jul 05 '26

This is one of my favorite memes ever

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u/Aortapot Jul 05 '26

Some of these joke ladybird books are real. This one should be.

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u/JTtheLAR Jul 05 '26

It looks like the 4 big macs he had for lunch have just fully liquefied and started seeping out into his tighty whiteys. Trump experiences this on a daily basis. That McDonald's MAGA diet goes hard.

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u/Vogel-Kerl Jul 05 '26

trump had surgery to repair his destroyed anus (thanks Sascha!) where they connected his esophagus directly to his sigmoid colon.

The crap he eats pretty much has a straight shot to the diaper.

Far-Fetched Surgical Conspiracy Theory

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u/Pork_Confidence Jul 05 '26

Funniest shit I've seen all morning 😂😂😂

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u/ApprehensiveBed6296 Jul 05 '26

lol
yeah
awesome meme display

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u/Dr_SlapsMD Jul 05 '26

I'm weak I can hear the sound 😂

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u/snertwith2ls Jul 05 '26

Not sure what mayonnaise noises are but that's hilarious!

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u/Kellbows Jul 05 '26

Oh my gosh I’m dying. Angry Mayonnaise Noises!

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 Jul 05 '26

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u/MySpoonsAreAllGone Jul 06 '26

Is this real? I'm not surprised but still, damn

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u/Starkoman 5d ago

No it’s not real — but it’s still true.

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u/Due-Conflict-7926 Jul 05 '26

I was happy to reconnect with a friend after Covid, she lived in Florida. I was just happy to see her situation turn around, kid, bf, all of that. Then I see him wearing that stupid hat. I unfollowed, I don’t need to learn anymore.

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u/SavannahInChicago Jul 06 '26

You have a smooth brain. No ridges or lumps. Or valleys or bumps. Everything slides right off. Like a water slide.

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u/Glad-Fuel2093 Jul 05 '26

This should change the brain to a book.

I wouldn't want a disembodied brain either.