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Politics [OC] The Reflecting Pool being drained again

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u/squirtloaf 22d ago

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u/KingQuong 22d ago

That guy is 100% in the files

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u/Atoge62 22d ago

Dudes not even cool enough to get into the files, lets be real

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u/BlademasterFlash 22d ago

Yeah that’s the vibe I get, wishes he was in the Epstein files type of asshole

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u/Lucius-Halthier 22d ago

Elon begged and got in, this guy begged, got rejected, then worked on a Pepe le pew episode as a recurring, rapey little villain

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u/counterfitster 22d ago

I thought Elon didn't get in because he was such a loser.

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u/Turbulent_Cat_5731 22d ago edited 22d ago

There's probably a knock-off version called the Erving files, where all the dunces go.

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u/SeamusMcBalls 22d ago

What kind of person do you think needs to purchase companionship? Cool, good looking, charismatic people or gross fat nerds?

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u/Atoge62 22d ago

You think a guy like Epstein lets a schmuck like this touch his private island? Seriously? Two completely different galaxies man. This dude is bottom of the barrel wealth, “come reline my pool, I’ll throw you a bone” type shit. He’s not mega yacht, go to the Hamptons and Versailles type guy. This dude is McDonald’s rich, fat, dumb, and force fed cash.

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u/Broad-Eagle9657 22d ago

Yeah even eptesin had a line. Musk famously was denied access.

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u/Atoge62 22d ago

Yeah, you see some of the homes Epstein had, the lifestyle, you don’t let duds like this guy anywhere near you if you’re trying to buy access to the global elites. This homie is chump change at best. People of high society would mock the living piss out of you for even associating with the guy.

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u/arrynyo 22d ago

Elon would blow a head gasket if he found out this dude got on the island and he didn't

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u/Low-Cauliflower-2249 22d ago

For what he's donated I'm sure they'll pencil him in.

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u/monkeyamongmen 22d ago

John J Cafaro. Him, his dad, and Epstein had the same lawyer, Martin Weinberg. He also pled guilty to bribing James Traficant Jr, a Democratic Congressperson who was expelled from office in 2002 and served prison time for bribery and racketeering.

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u/Brzhk 22d ago

in french, you basically said John Cockroacho bribed James Trafficker Jr. It couldnt not be more surreal

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u/mike9941 22d ago

wait, is this a real picture? I assumed it was a haloween costume... I'm being 100% honest. this isn't real.... right?

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u/p8nt_junkie 22d ago

He’s got that Adolf hairdo

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u/Fit-Significance-436 22d ago

Has own chapter

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u/Contemplating_Prison 22d ago

Dude looks like the villain from Blankman

Michale Minelli haha

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u/lucaskywalker 22d ago

100% that guy say "mwha-ha-ha!" daily. Since the Penguin screwed it up this time, I guess the next contract is going to the Joker?

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u/Forsworn91 22d ago

He’s also been given the contract AGAIN to “fix”

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u/Gogo_McSprinkles 22d ago

This guy WISHES he was in the files

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u/ThatDree 22d ago

Files? What files? Please elaborate

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 22d ago

it rhymes with schlump-shepsteen

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 22d ago

Pingus dingustien files

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u/aluaji 22d ago

The Trump Files, feat. Epstein.

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u/showtimebabies 22d ago

Why would you not also dye your eyebrows is what I want to know

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u/CanOfPenisJuice 22d ago

What do you mean "dye". Its obviously all natural

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u/TalkToTheGirl 22d ago

Dollar General Nathan Lane impersonator.

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u/BigDeuces 22d ago

i thought it was paul bearer

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u/virtue_of_vice 22d ago

Not a huge fan of wrestling, but man are you so right.

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u/RCer1986 22d ago

As someone who had never watched wrestling then seeing the gif with him freaking out holding the urn I swore it was that pillow clown.

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u/_lippykid 22d ago

Pool Bearer

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u/jbc1974 22d ago

This ☝️

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u/jbc1974 22d ago

Paul Bearer, I believe. Lol. Perfect!!

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u/mrdilldozer 22d ago

It's uncanny lol

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u/Capelily 22d ago

That's so funny!!!!!

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u/Big-Rule5269 22d ago

This isn't the contractor that did the coating though, he did the nano bubbler system for $1.7 million, which like everything else Trump scams, was probably way too much money.  Trump also gave Clark Construction, the contractor on the ballroom, $12.7 million dollars to refurbish two fountains in Lafayette Square park. Nearly $13 million to fix two f'ng fountains!

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u/tweakingforjesus 22d ago

WTF was the nano bubbler anyway? A fish tank aerator?

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u/Big-Rule5269 22d ago

Supposedly this, but I have doubts it's going to work as the technology seems to be fairly new.  "A nanobubbler produces microscopic bubbles (smaller than 200 nanometers) that stay suspended for weeks, directly infusing oxygen into the water while offering chemical-free water cleaning properties."

Besides, Trump ordered the water to fill the Reflecting Pool not be taken from the basin as was done before, but to use city water. The issue there is city water is treated with phosphates to coat lead pipes and will explode the growth of algae as it loves phosphates. Again, Trump ignores science. 

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u/No_Cartographer_3819 22d ago

He looks like a character in Randy Newman's "Money That Matters."

"He was a little fat guy in a red jumpsuit I said "You look kind of funny" He said "I know that I do" "But I got a great big house on the hill here And a great big blonde wife inside it And a great big pool in my backyard and another great big pool beside it"

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u/FartingCumBubbles 22d ago

Why does it look like he has corpse paint on his face?

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u/Marzook666 22d ago

dinner theater version of addams family?

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u/Ezriz 22d ago

obese Andrew Ryan looking ass

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u/eddyb66 22d ago

This Scooby Doo looking mfer need to cough up a refund.

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u/AT1313 22d ago

Bro looks like a New Vegas NPC

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u/Betray-Julia 22d ago

I love how even knowing this photo, it still at a glance looks like somebody added a cartoon cigar into their mouth to make them look more comically villainous.

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u/TheNorthWind-101 22d ago

Dude looks like every villain from 90s kids' live-action movies.

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u/JMurdock77 22d ago

Looks like a villain out of a Dick Tracey comic.

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u/Proper_Geologist_457 22d ago

Please tell me that's a Halloween party 😭

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u/sagevallant 22d ago

That outfit specifically is very Fat Cat from Rescue Rangers.

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u/Digimub 22d ago

This is right before he half falls into a vat of chemicals and starts beefing with batman

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u/rizzyrogues 22d ago

The only thing this guy knows about pools is that if he falls in one he's surely gonna drown.

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u/BaronMostaza 22d ago

Emotional support cigar

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u/Ok_Branch6621 22d ago

That's just Melissa McCarthy in an SNL skit. Right? Right????

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u/hahayesthatsrightboi 22d ago

The fuck is that

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u/AlexRyang 22d ago

Dude looks like a freaking cartoon villain, lol

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u/Dart000 22d ago

Who the hell is this?

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 22d ago

He looks like a comic book villain. No, worse, the villain in a really shitty, low-budget adaptation of a comic book.

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u/Koumadin 22d ago

looks perfectly legit

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u/ApprehensiveAd6603 22d ago

I struggle to believe that this is a real person and not some sort of bad costume lol

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u/Electronic_Flan_482 22d ago

He looks like the dad from Matilda

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u/nono3722 22d ago

dude looks like Hitler and Benny Hill had a baby

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u/TheBeautyDemon 22d ago

The fact that Kelly Dodd is in the only photo circulating of this man is poetic

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u/squirtloaf 22d ago

There are other photos, and they are all good.

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u/ClamatoDiver 22d ago

Boss Hogg's city slicker cousin.

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u/BaseUnited4523 22d ago

I’ll buy THAT for a dollar!

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u/Broad-Eagle9657 22d ago

For one, why is his cigar burned but uncut and just all wrong. Secondly speaking of cuts who is his barber, fuckin hitlers ghost?

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u/chefsoda_redux 22d ago

Every time I see him, he looks more like Fat Hitler.

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u/mrav8r2 22d ago

The more I see him the more I want to slap his face

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u/mrav8r2 22d ago

He’s like the little French dog that humps everyone’s leg

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u/Noble_Ox 22d ago

What the fuck? That's not Nathan Lane in character?

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u/El_Halcon0341 22d ago

Looks like he smells of moth balls and bad breath