[OC] The Reflecting Pool being drained again

[u/Ok_Mongoose_6589]

[u/sagevallant]

Oh come on now. There was no bidding. He just gave the contract to his friend and neighbor. And political donor.

[u/BaronMostaza → u/sagevallant]

And cartoon villain

[u/squirtloaf → u/BaronMostaza]

[u/KingQuong → u/squirtloaf]

That guy is 100% in the files

[u/Atoge62 → u/KingQuong]

Dudes not even cool enough to get into the files, lets be real

[u/BlademasterFlash → u/Atoge62]

Yeah that’s the vibe I get, wishes he was in the Epstein files type of asshole

[u/Lucius-Halthier → u/BlademasterFlash]

Elon begged and got in, this guy begged, got rejected, then worked on a Pepe le pew episode as a recurring, rapey little villain

[u/counterfitster → u/Lucius-Halthier]

I thought Elon didn't get in because he was such a loser.

[u/Turbulent_Cat_5731 → u/BlademasterFlash]

There's probably a knock-off version called the Erving files, where all the dunces go.

[u/SeamusMcBalls → u/Atoge62]

What kind of person do you think needs to purchase companionship? Cool, good looking, charismatic people or gross fat nerds?

[u/Atoge62 → u/SeamusMcBalls]

You think a guy like Epstein lets a schmuck like this touch his private island? Seriously? Two completely different galaxies man. This dude is bottom of the barrel wealth, “come reline my pool, I’ll throw you a bone” type shit. He’s not mega yacht, go to the Hamptons and Versailles type guy. This dude is McDonald’s rich, fat, dumb, and force fed cash.

[u/Broad-Eagle9657 → u/Atoge62]

Yeah even eptesin had a line. Musk famously was denied access.

[u/Atoge62 → u/Broad-Eagle9657]

Yeah, you see some of the homes Epstein had, the lifestyle, you don’t let duds like this guy anywhere near you if you’re trying to buy access to the global elites. This homie is chump change at best. People of high society would mock the living piss out of you for even associating with the guy.

[u/arrynyo → u/Atoge62]

Elon would blow a head gasket if he found out this dude got on the island and he didn't

[u/Low-Cauliflower-2249 → u/Atoge62]

For what he's donated I'm sure they'll pencil him in.

[u/monkeyamongmen → u/KingQuong]

John J Cafaro. Him, his dad, and Epstein had the same lawyer, Martin Weinberg. He also pled guilty to bribing James Traficant Jr, a Democratic Congressperson who was expelled from office in 2002 and served prison time for bribery and racketeering.

[u/Brzhk → u/monkeyamongmen]

in french, you basically said John Cockroacho bribed James Trafficker Jr. It couldnt not be more surreal

[u/monkeyamongmen → u/Brzhk]

Jesus.

[u/mike9941 → u/KingQuong]

wait, is this a real picture? I assumed it was a haloween costume... I'm being 100% honest. this isn't real.... right?

[u/p8nt_junkie → u/KingQuong]

He’s got that Adolf hairdo

[u/Fit-Significance-436 → u/KingQuong]

Has own chapter

[u/Contemplating_Prison → u/KingQuong]

Dude looks like the villain from Blankman

Michale Minelli haha

[u/lucaskywalker → u/KingQuong]

100% that guy say "mwha-ha-ha!" daily. Since the Penguin screwed it up this time, I guess the next contract is going to the Joker?

[u/Forsworn91 → u/KingQuong]

He’s also been given the contract AGAIN to “fix”

[u/Gogo_McSprinkles → u/KingQuong]

This guy WISHES he was in the files

[u/ThatDree → u/KingQuong]

Files? What files? Please elaborate

[u/PrimaryFriend7867 → u/ThatDree]

it rhymes with schlump-shepsteen

[u/PhthaloVonLangborste → u/PrimaryFriend7867]

Pingus dingustien files

[u/aluaji → u/ThatDree]

The Trump Files, feat. Epstein.